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Contest -- Whats Your Requirement?

By: astrofreak1234 | Posted Nov 25, 2011 | Contests | 1035 Views

We all have ideas regarding what we want and what we don’t. Let us take the example of choosing a life partner, in this instance we will thoroughly analyze the preferable qualities in him/her. How nice it would be if we can order all this qualities in a single person.

I have filled endless forms and I find this process extremely tedious but if we are allowed to fill what we like in that empty space, it will surely be fun.

I found this boring enquiry form on one of the website asking to use it for making any enquiry. I am asking you to turn this frog into a Prince Charming, What will you fill in it, if you had to submit this as your requirement for boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife.

Please Describe Your Requirements:

Organization/Company Name :

Your Name :

Your E-Mail :

Phone :

Fax :Street Address :

City/State :

Zip/Postal Code :

Country :

Please do not fill your real contact details for the sake of privacy... I expect funny, romantic and creative comments.

Any sponsorship in sending virtual gifts to the winners is appreciated.

Suitable gifts subject to accumulation of MS points in my kitty or by some Benefactor will be sent to three winners.

Rules :

There is no limit on number of requirements you can write.

You can write only one requirement per comment.

Each requirement should be accompanied by above format in your comment.

The Results will be announced by evening of 1st December 2011.

Let your creative juices flow till 11.59 pm, 29th November 2011(Tuesday).

You loved this blog. Thank you for your rating.

JaveedAhmedM

Nov 25, 2011 07:41 PM (Updated Nov 25, 2011 07:42 PM)

Croak Croak Croak.......

Psst. Virtual Gifts can be Sponsored but Conditions Apply *

astrofreak1234

Nov 25, 2011 07:44 PM

Do those conditions include exclusion of the regular gifts to you from me ? :P

sydbarett

Nov 25, 2011 07:48 PM

Watch this space I say :-P

deepak27

Nov 25, 2011 07:53 PM

Watch this space also, i say ;)

JaveedAhmedM

Nov 25, 2011 07:53 PM (Updated Nov 25, 2011 07:55 PM)

Those are excluded...

Don’t Worry about Your Share of Gifts...One is on the Way already....

Psst.. BTW Where is Your Application Form....Shubh Arambh Karo..Oops!!!
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astrofreak1234

Nov 25, 2011 07:56 PM (Updated Nov 25, 2011 07:57 PM)

you need to change your reading glasses now, read again what I wrote, I was talking about what I like to send you always...remember all those gifts starting with K, P and S :P

This is the reincarnation of my old contest ...
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JaveedAhmedM

Nov 25, 2011 07:58 PM

I am not going to Sponsor them....Find Someone Else...LoL!!!

astrofreak1234

Nov 25, 2011 08:00 PM

Those gifts are exclusively meant for you, I refrain from sending those to others ''P

sydbarett

Nov 25, 2011 10:05 PM (Updated Nov 25, 2011 10:15 PM)

Please Describe Your Requirements: -

I am a Bachelor … tuttutoo (gals in chorus….)
I am a Bachelor, akela hoon bimaar hoon
Chahun ik ladki jo kahe main MS ka star hoon
Aankhen hon Cattie waali Neha jaisi jiski ho gaali
Aisi ladki se milne ko main bekaraar hoon

I am a Bachelor … tuttutoo (gals in chorus….)
I am a Bachelor, akela hoon bimaar hoon

Katrina Kareena nahi agar toh chalegi mujhko Reema
Juhi ka jo naam liya to bana degi woh Keema
Pehla pehla prem hai mera, dil ka khaali frame hai mera
Vanita jaisi ho niraali, Desigal jaisi nakhrewaali
Yaaron love marriage karne ko bilkul taiyaar hoon

Organization/Company Name : Bhakshak Unlimited
Your Name : Bhakshak Khanna
Your E-Mail : bhakshak@linemaaro.com
Phone : Hum faakhton se kaam lete hain...
Fax :Street Address : Premgali, Kholi no.420
City/State : Roopnager
Zip/Postal Code : Namakool hamare lungi me zip nahin hota
Country : Baharistaan
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desigal

Nov 27, 2011 10:01 AM

Organization/Company Name : The Universe works for me
Your Name : My name is not sheila
Your E-Mail : young and hot@ms.com
Phone : 98898898899
Fax :Street Address : Khawoon ki gali
City/State : meri duniya
Zip/Postal Code : 987
Country : MS
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jains24

Nov 28, 2011 10:24 AM

Lovely Concept. Surely ensures a lot of fun :D

My Entry :-

Please Describe Your Requirements:

1.Tall, Fair (sorry MB, dark males are not preferred here :P) and Handsome.
Well Settled, if in process of inheriting a huge property,cash, kind, - will be preferred.
2.Should have family values but then should not take his family’s side.
3.Loyal and conservative but should not object my micro dresses and “Friends”
4.Patient and caring, should not answer back when I am shouting or throwing unnecessary tantrums.
5.Hobbies should include indoor games like cards, chess etc and outdoor games like cricket, golf, but should not involve himself in any after marriage, not even on TV.
6.Should know how to cook but should not tell me how to cook.
7.Smart and intelligent, well verse with subjects like hindi, English, math, sciences, SSt. so that he can make kids do their homework or do their homework.
8.Witty and humourous, so that he can make me laugh and smile, but should not exercise it on my or his female friends – I will not tolerate any flirtatious behavior.
9.All the accounts and listings should be mutual with me as primary account holder.
10.Considerate and understanding, to realize that remote is a factor that induces many fights, hence should not try to get in any.
11.Extremely successful in career but should not be a workaholic. His timings should be restricted from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
12.Only and only those candidates will be considered who have no past, and should not be interested in mine.
13.Will have to undergo a DNA test to prove that they are not carrying any fatal genes which can harm me or our progenies. As far as I am concerned, I am perfect!

to be contd...
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jains24

Nov 28, 2011 10:26 AM

Organization/Company Name : Mission Impossible to the power infinity.

Your Name : Chhappan Chhuri

Your E-Mail : Prettywoman@runawaybride.co.luck

Phone : 248163264

Fax :Street Address : Room with a View, Notting Hill, Arlington Road, Sankat City.

City/State : Chandni Chowk to China

Zip/Postal Code : To be deciphered

Country : Swarglok

Madam, I am looking phorward for you to take a keen interest in my requirements, and send me a few hundred queries, so that i can choose one soon. It, i mean he should come with a replacement guarantee, that you will replace the defective piece which fails to meet my requirements.

The above said requirements are basic, there will be a few more, if they manage to clear the prilim round.

Thanking you
Yours Truly
Chhappan Chhuri
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Paulsb02

Nov 28, 2011 09:23 PM (Updated Nov 28, 2011 09:41 PM)

Please Describe Your Requirements: 7 Continents and 7 seas plus a rocket with a satelite to travel for my honeymoon to the moon. Rest everything is ignorable

Organization/Company Name : Angelsanddevilsown Inc
Your Name : Is on the slab above my coffin
Your E-Mail : diedlongago@cemetery.com
Phone : No network to work between our worlds
Fax : Will get spoiled in the rain on the way to hell or heaven
Street Address : Coffin, Skeleton Street,
City/State : Hell or heaven who mind city, Unconscious
Zip/Postal Code : Sent with next coffin to the cemetery, it will reach to us
Country : Is full of dead souls
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Paulsb02

Nov 28, 2011 09:26 PM (Updated Nov 28, 2011 09:47 PM)

Please Describe Your Requirements: Eyes of Aishwarya Rai, Hair of Kavya Madhavan, measurements of Sreedevi of 90s, Courageous as Indira Gandhi, Charitable like Mother Teresa, Wealthier than Christie Walton but with a capacity to suffer like Jahanara.

Organization/Company Name : Paysfornonworkingemployeebloggers Inc
Your Name : Nonsensetoohaveaname Senior
Your E-Mail : anythingispossible@ crazydreamersworld.com
Phone : 14u14me
Fax : There are two spelling mistakes. It should be Sex. Male as of now.
Street Address : You will find a S then you will find a Tree then you will get a T(ea). That is the place called S Tree T. Then you place an ad for a dress and you will get AdDress.
City/State : Sit Why City, Always Ready for Romance State
Zip/Postal Code : The eye of Davinci is yet to reach there.
Country : Another spelling mistake you should mention s instead of y. It should be Count Rs. I can count upto a zillion Rupees...
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Paulsb02

Nov 28, 2011 09:48 PM (Updated Nov 28, 2011 09:49 PM)

ROFL@ he should come with a replacement guarantee, that you will replace the defective piece which fails to meet my requirements.

deepak27

Nov 28, 2011 10:12 PM

Hi-i-i-i- my name I k-k-k-k-kan and I am looking for a boy for my friend GayJo. My friend strongly believes in the song “Aadmi hu Aadmi Se Pyaar Karta Hoon”. Please send your applications at the earliest.
Please note your application will be rejected if:
a) you resemble RaOne
b) you are a female
c) you look like Simi Garewal

Organization/Company Name : First Family Inc.
Your Name : K-k-k-k-k-kan
Your E-Mail : kkkk@cheap.com
Phone : 11111111
Fax :Street Address : 10, People's road
City/State : RaCity
Zip/Postal Code : 000000
Country : Iamthegreatestandhumblestland
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deepak27

Nov 28, 2011 10:12 PM (Updated Nov 28, 2011 10:13 PM)

Wanted a bahu for the first family of India.

The firsth family of Indhia whants a bridhe for its eligible bachelor and future Emperor of India.

Qualifications : Groom has passed M.Phil from somewhere, bride too should have passed a PG from somewhere

Age : Sufficient age to be able to be elected to youth wing of the family.

Looks : Sufficient if the bride resembles Katrina

Requirements:
a) Bride should be prepared to rule over the family properties
b) Bride should not have the words ‘vathi’ in her name
c) Bride should be able to wave her hands at thousands of people for hours together without getting tired
d) Bride should be willing to travel all over the country

Note : Bride should please note that there is a misconception that MMS is the family servant, this is not true and hence he should be not be asked to bring tea/breakfast.

Organization/Company Name : First Family Inc.
Your Name : Tony Manio
Your E-Mail : tony_italiano@romerajya.com
Phone : 420840420
Fax :Street Address : 10, People’s road
City/State : Capitolcity
Zip/Postal Code : 000001
Country : Italy..oops India
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namrata98

Nov 29, 2011 02:42 PM

will back to this post... keep it up

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