Yesterday evening when my wife again called up to my office and reminded me once again I got fed up, sometimes u know its a kind of irritation.
As soon as I finish my work at office I rush to market thinking enough is enough. I immediately purchased one gun and started towards my home. while returning I started thinking, because when you have a weapon in your pocket you can't stop thinking about the targets, believe me it's a fact.
So whom should be the first target, offcourse my wife deserves it, as soon as I will load my gun I will make her first target she is the one who always pursue me for all the things and married men know how they feel when they get continuous reminders of the same thingfrom their wife. It's so strange as u finish one assignment they have another one in hand, so today I will take full revenge from her ......... .... Nahee Choodungaa !!
Well as u all know "ek khoon ki sajaa bhi faansi aur sau khoon ki sajaa bhi wohi " so why to stop. I will take revenge to everybody this time I will not leave anyone. I touched the gun which I recently bought and I felt a kind of excitement in my blood cells again.
Now the second person come to my mind is my neighbor Mr Rathod, a very irritating guy. Every morning as much I try to avoid him before I leave for my office, he always find a way to jump with a morning wish on my face ...... uski to good morning and apna samjho poora din kharaab ho gayaa .......today I get a chance and I will grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
One by one all my neighbors started to walk in front of my virtual eyes.I started giving reasons myself to shoot them. Slowly the list become so long that I thought, wish I could have made a list in MS word and took a print out of it, so that I can't miss any one of them.
After finishing those neighbors, people in my circle and acquaintance started walking in my mind ......... and ............ what about MSians ....... Yahaa to kaee hai.!!!... but the problem is they are too far to shoot ..... better next time I will have to plan it early.
Soon I realized that I reached home, I parked my vehicle and saw Aditya running towards me ...
He came near to me and asked ," Papa meri Gun wali Pichkaari laaye kya ?"
oh yes ! baby this will suit you better not me.I handed that toy gun to him and told him to play with care.
And now you, yes I m talking to you because you are reading this holi post, are you still reading !!!!!!!!!!!!!!, remember I m still preparing the list, so better after reading this post drop a comment so that I can cross-check my list for future ..... till the time you keep shooting with rang wala Pichkaari ..........
Buraa Naa Mano Holi hai ......................... !!
Happy Holi to All Best wishes.
Raj
