Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not
be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and
it will start to speak after 6 months.
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon
leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected"
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After
much thought he wrote : Yes
sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
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suraj..
in search of destiny..
