Read & Enjoy, lets laugh at ourselves ;-). O = original, M = MS version
O: Ek MachcharAadmiko Hijda bana deta hai, ek Machchar,
Ek khatmal puri raat ko apahij kar deta hai,
Sala ek Machchar Aadmi ko Hijda bana deta hai,
M: MS LazinessAam Aadmi ko pichda bana deta hai, ek MS laziness,
Ek fake id poori MS mein controversy kar deta hai,
Sala MS Point ki kamee Aam Aadmi bhikari bana deta hai,
O: Subah ghar se niklo, bhid ka hissa bano,
shaam ko ghar wapas jaao daru pio aur bachhe paida karo
aur subah talak phirse mar jaao,
kyonki atma aur andar ka insaan mar chuka hai,
Jine ke liye ghinone samjote kar chuka hai,
Sala ek Machchar Aadmi ko Hijda bana deta hai.
M: Subah ghar se niklo, phir office se login karo,
Shaam ko ghar wapas jao, daru pio aur DP paida karo
Aur subah utke coment reply karo
kyonki spam aur fwd se MS bhar chuka hain,
points/ratings/star icon ke liye ghinone samjote kar chuka hai,
Sala ek MS hee hain jo aam aadmi ko bhi pakad ke star bana deta hain .
O: Unchi dukan fika pakwan, khatar ki langoti chaandi ka pikdaan,
Sau me assi baimaan phir bhi mera Bharat mahan.
Topi lagakar Machcharkahta hai Aadmi ke logome
samta ki bhavna aa rahi hai iss liye to badi machli chhoti machli ko kha jaati hai,
Hamare chune hue kutte hume hi kat-te hai, hamari hi boti aapas me baat-te hai,
A-manoos gandh se bhari hui inki gandh se nange raste bhi kaapte hai,
Kal paida hue bac-che saans lete hue bhi kaapte hai,
Saitaano ki naajayaz aulad tahalaka macha rahi hai aur hum....
bhagwan ke chahite jaanwar insaan jindagi ko gaali banaye baithe hai,
kya kare sala ek Machchar Aadmi ko Hijda bana deta hai,
M: Lambi DP/review fika content, likhne aaye original, ab sab fwd maal,
Sau me assi copy-paste phir bhi mera MS mahan.
Laati phiraakar Jasmine didi (now caretaker didi) kehti hai MS ke logome
samta ki bhavna aa rahi hai, iss liye to star-writer aam-writer ko khaa jaata hain,
Gine chune log hain jo regularly likh rahe hain
quarrel mongers payroll ka accusation machaa rahe hain
aur hum Faisal ke chahite Aam Aadmi MSing ko Quizzing banaye baithe hai!
kya kare sala ek MS hee hain jahan ek didi sabka bakra/bakri banati hain,
O: Giro salo giro giro giro lekin giro to us jharane ki tarah
jo parbat ki uchaai se girne par bhi apni sundarta khone nahi deta,
jamin ki tah se milne par bhi apne astitva ko nasht nahi hone deta hai,
Lekin sala itna sochne ke liye wakta hai kiske paas, kyonki sala
ek Machchar Aadmi ko Hijda bana deta hai.
M: Likho saalo likho likho likho lekin likho to apne ko jo bhola hain vo likho
MS aur Aam Aadmis agar star pedestal pe daal de, vahaan se bhi regular likho,
yaa Aam Aadmis kheench ke jamin ki tah se milne par bhi apne astitva ko nasht nahi dena,
Lekin sala itna sochne ke liye wakta hai kiske paas, kyonki sala
ek MS hain jo Aam Aadmi ko addict bana deta hai.
O: Mandir-Masjid ki ladai me mar gaye laakho insaan,
Dharm-Majhub ke naam par ho gaye hajaaro kurbaan,
Jisne anyaay ke viruddh Baali ko mara, Rawan ko maut ke ghaat utara,
Punya ko paap se ubhara mujhe us Ram ki talaash hai,
Par lagta hai iss yug ke Ram ko aajivan banwas hai,
Kya kare, kyonki sala ek Machchar Aadmi ko Hijda bana deta hai.
M: SRK-Amir, Mandir-Masjid ki ladai me lag gaye laakho Aam Aadmi,
celeb worship ki chakkar mein bhool gaye hazaaro khud ki pehchaan
Jisne consumers ko jagaaya, defective products ki pardha utaara,
products ki good/bad ko public to sikhaya, muje us Revus ki talaash hai,
Par lagta hai iss yug ke Reviews ko aajivan banwas hai,
Kya kare, kyonki sala ek MS hain jo Aam Aadmi ko Nana Patekar bana deta hai.
p.s: 1) Written without prejudice ( thanks ajit bhai!)
2) yesterday sajith sent a sms when sachin was on 187 asking 'will he?'. I replied if he does I will post something today. So blame sachin, sajith for this! ;-)
3) other litter-ary works on films songs are Silsila on MS & this translation
