Reference: This post has reference to my earlier post which is - that of 'translating' a popular song from the movie Silsila.
Intro: in 2012 comes the the remake of the movie Silsila with the new name Chill-Chilla & the story is set on MS. while you wait for the movie to be released, here is a remix/remake version of the earlier song! How lucky you are to be reading this 'exclusive premiere' of the song :P also oroginal lyrics can be found in my earlier DP ( link above)
incidently Chill-Chilla means 'chill & let others chill' ( like live and let live). this clarification is given by the producers as MSians tend to think Chilla = Chillaa = Scream!, which in principle is against the very word 'mouthshut' !! ;-)
--MALE--
Main aur Harry, Tannadi aksar yeh M2M karte hain
Tum MS pe active hoti to kaisa hota, tum yeh comment maarti, tum voh gift bhejti
Tum is review pe offend hoti, tum us DP pe kitni hansti
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to vaisa hota
Main aur Harry, Tannadi aksar yeh M2M karte hain
--FEMALE--
Yeh kahan aa gaye hum
Yunhi RRC karte karte
Teri profile mein hai jaanam
Mere gift-aur-comments dikhte
Yeh kahan aa gaye hum
Yunhi RRC karte karte
--MALE--
Yeh night-shift hai, ya female MSians ki zulfein khuli hui hai
Hai amavas ya, tumhaari DP ke alertsse meri inbox bhari hui hai
Yeh chaand hai ya MS gift shop ka kangan
Sitaarein lekhak (starwriters) mein hai kya special?
Hawa ka jhonka hai ya MS pe flurry of sms/writings on love?
Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsaraahat ke kuch comments space ki buzz hain
Yeh sochta hoon main kab se hoke mouthshut
Ke jab ki mujhko bhi yeh alerts mili hai
Ke tum MS pe active nahin ho, kahin MS pe active nahin ho
Magar yeh dil hai ke keh raha hai
Ke tum yahin ho, yahin kahin ho (using a fake id?)
--FEMALE--
O, tu reader hai main hoon writer
Tu na ho to main kahan hoon
Mujhe Rate karne waale
Tu jahan hai main vahan hoon
Hamein milna hi tha MS meet mein
Issi site pe rehte rehte
Yeh kahan aa gaye hum
Yunhi RRC karte karte
Mm, meri photo photo maheke ( bcos they are of flowers!)
Koi bheena bheena chandan
Tera RRC chaandni hai
Mera profile hai jaise aangan
Koi Toy bhi mulaayam ( meaning some one sent me a soft toy from MS shop)
Meri shaam dhalte dhalte
Yeh kahan aa gaye hum
Yunhi saath saath chalte
--MALE--
Majboor-e-haalaat alerts pending, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
Tannadi ki ek Gift, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
Likhne ko bahut kuch hai, magar Kaise likhe hum ( poor in typing! :-( ]
Kab tak yunhi Draftmein rakhe, aur alerts pending rakhe hum
Dil kehta hai MS gift shop ki har chashma utha de (and sell it 2nd hand??)
cyber deewar jo hum dono mein hai, aaj gira de
Kyun draft mein rake rahe, logon ko bulletin/M2M bhej bata de
Haan humko Trust hai, Pyar hai, mohabbat hain
Ab draftmein yehi post, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
--FEMALE--
Yeh kahan aa gaye hum
Yunhi RRC karte karte
Yeh kahan aa gaye hum
P.S: Many years ago I saw a pic of a tombstone on a school desk & written were the words "this is in memory of all those who died while waiting for the maths class to get over" !! In the movie Chill-Chilla this song is sung in memory of those MSians who went 'inactive' for various reasons, but we still recall them. This song is dedicated to all such MSians ;-)
P.S1: comments welcome & since the movie is yet to be released the director await better remix/remake/translation of the lyrics, to suit the MS context ;-)