Gawd !! Am I Bored !! I have been promising my Brain, that I will offload my Salad Blog onto to MS, Asap !! But this damn Routine is killing me. I’m so damn busy, either Working or Shopping !! & Datsz why I can’t get time to write on my Fav Social Site MS.
Thankfully, GOD Dear, heard my prayer, understood my Urge for Writing on MS & HE, made my Bong Boss go on Tour for 5 Days !!
Wait !! let me firstly tell you about these CopyCats in our country. Hardly dis I start my Cattie’s Interesting Titbits – Salad Blogs & here a Web-Site has ‘sprung’ up with the name http://www.TitBit.in . Now I shud have registered the Patent Rights for My Blog Name !! And the Site says “SHARE TINY INFO ON INTERNET”. Now Why Shud Cattie share her TitBit Blogs with some Strange Site ?? Cattie Luvs to Write Only on MS. Rights Guys !!
The other day, I was bugged, standing in the long snake Rick Line outside the station, at 9.30 in the nite, (Again Late Sitting in Office, Bugs !!) & I was like thinking, who shud I go & throw all my anger on & there infront of me, ahead in the line, was a Guy whose Tee said “WHEN NOTHING ELSE GOES RIGHT, GO LEFT”. And as I giggled to myself, I was wondering, how easily we Humanzz gets bugged up, but it just takes a simple Smile to “Get U Back to Peace”. Now datz one “Usefull” Tee Shirt Slogan I’ve read since a long time !!
Dis World has become too “Mechanical” !! Imagine one Builder ‘Rustomjee Builders’, had his Hoarding on some flyover, which read “A Tree, A Sandpit, A Garden…..And No Batteries Required”. Wow !! Dat was simply damn cute !! Jus look at dis world we have made today !! Everything runs on Batteries & Electricity, so much so that Builders have started building artificial gardens, lakes, snow…& wat not !!. So anyone of you wants to buy a lovely Flat with totally Nature Surroundings , go rush to Rustomjee Builders Site Office. Hehehhehe!! Hey Rustomjee Baba, U better pay me for phookat advertising !! (Jus Jokin !!)
I was telling U Guys about dis huge IT Project I was given to handle, which I been working my back off on, since months now & had tremendous pressure this Feb, March period. After log Dog Slogging Working Days, the project ‘bloomed’ & hold ur breath Guys !! Cattie was asked to give a presentation to the Board of Directors of our Company on the Successful Launching of the Project. I was terribly tensed & prepared for a couple of days on my speech. Finally the day came & me & our IT Dept, went over to the Board room at the main office, with our Laptops. All Full-Sleeved Shirts & Ties in our Dept, only Cattie Girlie dressed in pretty pink Kurti. I was then summoned by the doorkeeper to enter the ‘Big Boss’s Conference room’. My colleagues looked enviously at me, as I happily (but shaking in the leggings !!) walked into the Board room. A Huge round table with all ‘stern grumpy’ looking mature men, staring at my every movement. Thank Gawd, my Bong Boss was seated near my seat, so I felt relieved (For Once !!) looking at his face !! hehe!!
Then I started & babbled away, talking from start to finish & I luv talking so much, dat, I forgot, dat the men sitting infront of me were the Board of Directors & to stop me from making them faint with exhaustion, my Bong Boss, tugged at my laptop wire & the projector went blank (Meanie Cat He Is !!). Anyway, I was forced to stop talking, & everyone Clapped !! (Whether in Appreciation or Relief, Gawd Knows !!). Having finished, I thankfully rushed out & all my colleagues came up to me, wanting to know what happened & how it went. One of the new guys in our Dept, a Tamilian, came rushing to me & asked me “Cattie, Chairman ney lunch kiya kya ?”. Lunch ?? We all stopped & looked at him wondering if he was crazy to ask ‘me’ such a question !! I managed to reply “ I Think so, I’m not sure, but definitely he must have had his lunch with the other Directors two hours back in their Lunch Room “. But dis Guy did not seem satisfied with my answer & again asked me “Cattie, Chairman ney lunch kiya kya ?”. One of my other friends, tapped him hard & asked him how he expected me, to know, whether the Chairman had Lunch or not !! Then the Guy says “no, Lunch, Lunch”, & with his finger he indicated, “Pressing of a Button” sort of. THEN We all Understood. It was not “Lunch”, it was “LAUNCH”. During my presentation, I was asked to make the Chairman Login In from my Laptop & get connected to our Central Data Base Project at our Data Centre. So the Chairman Officially “LAUNCHED” the Project. Sort of opening ceremony !! hehe!! The way we all LOL !! Till today, whenever we are in a notty mood, we go up & ask him “Arey, Chairman ney lunch kiya kya ?”. hehe!!
Now I better post dis Blog of mine, before its Dinner Time !! hehe !!
Hey, hope U all enjoy reading this !! And for heaven’s sake, please visit our MS Site once a day !! Lets have some more cool contests, some Fun & Frolic. Lets Make our Site ROCK Yaar !!
Cattie.
