Hey Hi Guys !!. So wats up wid dis World of Ours ?? Still revolving round the bright happy sun. And we ?? Still the same huh ?? Working hard, to earn those lakhs, to buy more, travel more, eat more, party more !! Is it worth it ?? Think about it Guys, if Only we all could live Simple Good Lives, share with the people who are needy, stop the show-off competition, stop damaging our lungs & livers with all the parties !! Does it give us Happiness ?? or just Momentary Pleasure ?? Now datz for U, to answer, don’t expect dis little Cat, to answer all those difficult questions !! hehe !!
Winters are come to an end at last ! Whew !! I’m sick of all those Cough-coughs & Sneeze-sneeze. Guys must be more relieved that their girl-friends are not huddled in sweaters & shawls over their heads !! Come On !! soak up a little warm sunshine into your skins !! Those Bandit Queens shawl styles are so exasperating really !! That stupid movie ‘Bandit Queen’ has really got into these college chicks, the way they tie those stoles all round their head & neck & face, wid just their eyes revealed & dat too, they wear huge glares. And its called Fashion !! Eeeks !!
Talking about College teens, do U know, where the girls carry their ‘Attitude’ ?? Right on top of their Tees. Yup !! Big Bold letters “ATTITUDE” on such prominent places on their Tees !!, U can’t help but LOOK!! Some are bold enough to wear the words “BEAUTIFUL” or “FREE HUGS” or “BIG DEAL” & the worst “TRUST ME, THEY’RE REAL” . Uuff, wat do U expect the poor Boyz to do, when they read dis stuff !! hehe !! U know wat my Tee says? It says, “I can Resist Everything, Except Temptation.” . hehe!!
The other day, I was watching a Louis C.K., comedy show on ‘Zee Café’ & got really bugged wid one smarty Indian at the show. The compere identified a youngster typical Asian skin, spiked hair & wid his GF & asked him “Which Nationality he was from. The dude proudly answered “I’m a African”. The compere did not seem to be satisfied & further asked him “But Son, U have the typical Indian Asian skin ?”. Again the dude declined. So he asked him, where is stays. He said “South Africa”. “Ok the”, said the compere, “Where are ur parents from?”. The dude answered “My parents are from India”. !! To which the entire audience was in splits !! So the compere further asked him “Then how do U say, U are an African?”. Again the stupid dude replied “I am born in South Africa” !! Now who wud to join me in giving dis guy a real stingy ‘Hi-Five’ on his face ?? C’Mon, guys, today we Indians are Everywhere in dis planet ‘E’ & we are being recognized by everyone as an Intelligent & Talented Nation. Even Obama tells his countrymen to ‘Study Hard, as the Indians are here’. And we still have some sickos who have migrated abroad & take great pleasure in claiming that they are “Foreigners” & not Indians !!
So the elections are round the corner & Political parties are scrambling everywhere. Already we have our Bollywood stars becoming Brand Ambassadors & modeling for various consumer products in India, now one day, we will have our Politicians modeling for various products. Imagine Lallu Prasad modeling for L’Real Hair Dye !! hehe !!
In Mumbai especially, they have become a real nuisance. Every street, fly-over, lamp-posts are cluttered with posters of the party members (Gawd Knows Whose Who !!). For very festival, they use the banners, to Wish the Janta & shamelessly to the extent of putting a Diety’s picture along with their idiotic faces. Whether is Ganesh Festival or Durga Maa Puja, the Diety’s pic is placed in one corner somewhere, small enough to notice, while their pics are of much huger sizes wid dat stupid smiles on their faces !! Feel like tearing down those banners, where they equate themselves with GODS.
You may be a damn Celebrity, but U R not a GOD !! That’s wat they should be caught by the collar are told !! And What goes Up, definitely comes Down one day !! So be Simple, plain Vanilla. So wat, if U own a huge business & have oodles of houses & cars & wealth ?? Are U going to take it wid U, when ur call comes from above ?? So why show-off & act snobbish ?? Chill !! Be Humble & Amicable, cause U will be remembered not for Who U were but for How U were.
So wid dat, Cattie signs off, wishing U all a Happy Next Week. Gear Up, Get Ready & Go !! Do Something, however small, to make someone SMILE !!
Smiley Cattie
