Hiya !! All my Buddy MSians !! Dis Cat has been away for quite a long time, thanks to that Sweet & Sour Bong Boss of mine, who had me chained, to the office table, for 2 and half months, holding that ‘Carrot’ infront of my eyes, so that I don’t claw him with my sharp cat paws !! Hardly the work was completed and I was ‘Packed Off’, to Shimla to attend some Seminar of some Company. Actually it was a sort of ‘Free Holiday’, to relax and ‘Unwind’. So one full week, touring Delhi, Gurgaon, Noida, Shimla and Chandigarh (my heart city). How I missed my Net, my MS, the M2M’s, the Blogs, the Polls, the chatter and all that matters !!
Oh Thank Gawd , I’m free now, to Blog and Comment. Since I have so many things bursting inside me, let me first Blog it ‘All’, on MS and then I’ll come Visiting my MS Buddies.
The most hilarious part of Shimla was our Training Workshop, I attended in Shimla. One of the speakers, supposedly a G.M. in a big Govt Organisation was giving us a lecture on ‘Risk Management’. But he just could not pronounce ‘Risk’ and said it as “RICK”. And he went on and on blabbering the word ‘RICK Management’ and boring our brains out of our heads !! I sat on the last row of chairs, noting down all his funny pronunciations and since I could not giggle, my face had a huge smile on it. Suddenly, he called me, “Madam…Madam”…I jerked up and pretended to be very interested in what he was saying. He asked me “So in your Company, what steps to you take prevent Hoking ?”. I jumped out of my skin !! ‘Hoking’ ?? Then someone whispered to me ‘Hacking’……So I said “Yes Sir, we have a robust firewall and our data centre is fully secure”. He then said, “Do U take backups on the Hard Dick?”…Now ‘Dick’ is some word, I did hear somewhere….where was Dat…..?? Too many words all mixed up and I really had a tough time, putting them all back into sensible stuff.
Guess wat I saw on ‘Kingfisher Airlines’ !! I came back from Chandigarh by a Kingfisher flight and I’ve always admired the lovely red outfits of the Hostesses. But Believe me Guys !! I was so shocked seeing them, that I lost my appetite for their flight dinner !! The Gurls were pretty as usual, But…FAT !! Yeah !! Fat like Vijay Mallaya himself !! Their earlier neat white shirts were all tasseled up and almost bursting. One Hostess won the ‘Worst Dressed’ award, as she indifferently trotted about in her tight short red skirt, which was torn at the side, petticoat showing below the skirt and shoes worn out at the toes !! Another thing strange was all the gurls had their hair in open knots, usually flight hostesses are supposed to have their hair tied up and pined down, but our Kingfisher gurls were probably having a ‘Hair Down’ day !! There was only one male hostess and he too took the cake, wearing a shirt so tight, that I cud clearly see his muscles bursting out through his sleeves !! “ Dear Vijay Mallaya, if you can’t afford to have your flight hostesses dressed properly, please collect some donations, at the IPL Cricket matches, but please save us, this eye sore plight on your flights !!
Enjoyed the Litchies at Chandigarh….Mmmm!! Awesome !! Sweet like sugar and red like Kingfisher!! Hehe !! I’m crazy over Litchies and bought 5 kilos which was remaining in one cart, while going to the airport. I don’t know much about the benefits of Litchies. But Guys, I wanna share the Secret Healing properties of this small infamous Amla Fruit. Do U know, “An Amla a Day, Keeps Diseases Away” !!. Yes !! Its True !! 200% !! Have just about 3 tablespoons of it, mixed with little water, first thing early morning, before your cuppa tea and see it work miracles in stopping hair fall, better eye-sight, control cholesterol and weight and the most effective, control of your Sugar Glucose. One professor, who used to teach me earlier, now quite old, met me after many years and was telling me of his Diabetes ailment. He confidently boasted that whatever he eats, his ‘Amla Juice’, protects him and keeps his Diabetes and Weight under control. Great Yaar !! The only problem is , it’s got that real ‘Katta’ tingee taste !! But then again, medicines have never been ‘Sweet’, have they ??
Hey Guys, do you’ll watch Star World…”Two and a Half Men” ?? OMG !! It’s Super Hilarious and u’ll ROFL every minute…2 Gud !! Cattie recommends this for all those who are exhausted when they get home. The Currently Best Watch on our Desi Channels are “JHALAK DHIKLA JAA” and “INDIA DANCE LITTLE MASTERS”. I was literally stuck in the sofa, while watching Jhalak Dhikla Jaa, Wow !! Wat a Season dis time, Wat Superb Dance Couples !! **My Fav is Isha Sharvani. Beautiful….Beautiful….Wat a flexible body, she has and when she dances...Its like.....Ooooh La La !! Guys, Don’t Miss it, Every Saturday, Sunday, Just Watch them Dance !!
So Bye, Will be visiting all of you soon. And Guess Wat !! This is the D and P Month for Cattie…………!!YIPPIE !!
