Sitting at Office still. Just a team of Vendor’s Programmers tapping away on their keyboards, while I’m waiting to verify the screens !! These IT people (me too !!) are real boring !! The hole time infront of a screen……when there’s SO MUCH to look at around you !! But dis winter is really crazy!
Just when U think its over & U want to put away ur woolies, again the next evening it blowing chill. Wat fantastic business the Woolly Nepali’s & Mall’s are making this winter. Colored Sweaters, Jipper Jackets, Shrugs, Shawls, even SOCKS !! Every second female has got sockies on their feet, after all who wants to have ‘naukrani’s feet’ (as they used to advertise for Krack Cream earlier). I leave office, with my Red jacket & hood & U cud easily call me ‘Red Riding Hood’ !! hehee!!
Talking about females not wanting to have ‘cracked heels’…..nobody wants to have ‘cracked lips’ also !! Rajeev_Vermacially when Valentine’s is so close !! But the height of these Ad Agencies !! The other day, I was returning back from The Leela at Juhu where I attended a Conference & saw a Ad poster on one of the flyovers. Its read “ Enami Vasocare Lip Moisturizer – Get LIPS like BIPS ” !! Now why on earth, wud anyone want to have Bipasha’s Lips ?? Silly people, they really don’t know wat slogans to write !! Now U Girlies, don’t think U’ll get Bips Lips, if U use that Lip Balm. And Cattie definitely does’nt want any Bips or Chip’s Lips, when I got my ‘Own Pretty Little Lips’ !! Mmmhhh !! Don’t go imagining !! But if I did want to have more sexier lips, I wud opt for our SRK’s Lips !! Wow !! Lips that Grips !! hehe!! Now dat’s a silly poem line, I made up!!.
Again, continuing with Ads, my Fav topic. Wait, did U guys know dat Cattie Designs Ads also, as a Hobby / Business whatever U call it ?? Oohh !! I LUV Designing Ads & writing Catchy Slogans. I’ve done quite a few successful ones for my Company. I’ll write about those Ads some other time. BTW, do U think, our MS wud give me their Ad Campaigns to do ?? hehe!! Ok, now where were we ?? Ads. So I saw another Ad, this one said “Nimbooz & Seven Up – Dil Bole – I feel Up”…….UP ?? Wat UP Yaar !! “ Dil Bole Hadipaa”, “Dil Bole Boom Boom”, these are sort of Ok, Butzzz Dil Bole “I Feel UP”……Now enuf, all of U, SIT DOWN !! hehehe !!
Talking about ‘Booms’, I remember, our Bollywood’s Baby Boom is on……our Ash-Abhi baby delivered, & in queue next are Beautiful Lara Dutta, Gorgeous Shilpa Shetty, who else, Our MS beautiful Deepa (@deepa.s )….!! How nice !! A thought just crossed my notty mind !! (Whisper….) WAT IF MEN WERE TO GET PREGNANT ?? Then the world wud be going Zoom Zoom not Boom Boom !!! LOL & ROFL !! Imagine Girls, wat Guys wud do, if GOD were to make them get pregnant instead of women !! hehehe !! (Guys don’t mind, but a little fun, has never killed anyone !! hehe !!).
Let me tell U…Firstly there wud be a shortage of ‘Pills’……..Secondly, U’ll find more & more men with Headaches, Rajeev_Vermacially at nite, when the wives get back home !! hehe!!. And then U females wud not have to beg ur men, to do some washing or cleaning in the house a hundred times !! The men wud just rush to do whatever housework we ask them to do……..just to stay “OUT OF THE BEDROOM” !! hehe!! Now Dat’s one thing, I’d LUV to SEE Happen !! hehe!! Wat about Maternity Leave being changed by Govt to Paternity Leave and that too wud be 1 year full !! PlayBoy Magazine wud become PlayGirl Magazine !! Guys wud not have any Pin-Up Girls Posters in their rooms, instead it wud be filled with Slogans “We Hate Sex! Sex is Bad for Health of Men! Save men, Ban Sex!” . Wat say Girls, wud’nt dis be real Fun to See ?? LOL !! Just one more please (dis topic is so interesting to write also !!) One Friend calls up his Buddy “Hey Yaar, how about a couple of strong beers and a bike ride with some hot chicks?”. The Friend replies “No Yaar, jus Shut Up !! I’m bloody Pregnant here…”. The Friend on the other side “OMG !! Dammit, U stupid, I told U not to flirt about !!” hehehehehehe !! Guys ?? Girls ?? R U ROFL ??
I sure have to get some full pics of my friends & then cut & paste some ‘baby bumps’ on them & then send the same, as “VALENTINE GREETINGS”………….Run Cattie, Run !! All the Males have got guns in their hands & are running after the Notty Cutey Cat.
Don’t miss the Pics of dis Post !! Cheers !! For Valentine’s Week !!
Cattie
