1)Chora bola chori te- "janeman tere liye chand tare tod du"Chori b gani badmas thi nu boli-"pehla apni compartment to tod le sussare
2)Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50 hajar Santa: agar plstic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kr chipka bi Lena..
3)Madom - Bachcho batao kis devi par kaun sa prasad chadhta hai ?
Ek bachcha - Yes mam RAVRI DEVI par LALU PRASAD chadhta hai.
4)Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?
Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..
"DHAKKAA !"
5)Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade,
dono me kya fark hai?
Banta:koi fark nai,
Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
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