It was a boring day at the office. All my paperwork was already done with and there was no pending work remaining and hence I was feeling too bored. I told to myself,aargh Ketan,perk up fella,do something to beat the boredom and suddenly my naughty and devilish mind came into existence and I thought of playing some pranks on some of my associates. So, the stage was set for a session full of pranks.
I opened a wooden drawer and from a corner took out a small glass bottle which was curvy in shape with a good crafty design on it. In appearance it exactly looked like a small bottle of attar (perfume) and there was a liquid filled inside it, but friends it was not attar. I knew about it’s properties but I am not going to disclose it here. I was going to use it for the first time. It was gifted to me by another close friend who too is just naughty like me.Ha ha.
I deliberately kept the bottle on my desk, so that whoever comes in, straight away notices it and inquires about it and that’s when my naughty mind would start it’s work. I was waiting impatiently for a bakra (scapegoat) to open the door of my cabin and Voila, God granted my wish and in came my first bakra, a friend named Nitin. He sat on the chair opposite me and after exchanging pleasantries, suddenly his eyes fell on the bottle and he inquired about it by saying oh, is it a perfume? I said, oh yes Nitin, it’s a nice imported perfume, why don’t you try it? He accepted my offer and I was laughing from the innermost corner of my soul. Lol. I opened the cap of the bottle and asked Nitin to put his hand forward so that I could apply some of the liquid on his palm. He happily agreed with a smile thinking of the nice fragrance he is going to experience. I applied a little on his hand and then told him to inhale deeply to enjoy the fragrance. He did it immediately, but only after a few seconds, he was in a tizzy. He exclaimed,hey my nose is feeling a burning sensation from inside and I am feeling dazed, then suddenly he started scratching his hand and said hey,my hand is itching like anything,Grrr,Ketan what is this? I said wait Nitin, it will subside in a while, but he couldn’t bear the grave itching and hence he immediately stood up and ran towards the washroom and my mission was accomplished, huhuhuhahaha.
After Nitin regained his somewhat lost senses, he left after giving me a crooked look and again my naughty mind sprung in to action once again and I thought of going a step further. I immediately applied some liquid on a thing that will get disclosed as this post progresses as I don’t want to spoil your fun, so let’s move on folks. I already developed a plan in my mind for my second bakra and after some time, in stepped my second bakra, a close friend of mine, Haresh.On seeing him enter the cabin I immediately stood up with the bottle in my hand and greeted him. He said hey Ketan, what’s that in your hand? I said it’s an imported perfume, try it. On this Haresh said oh why not and I without loosing a second applied it in the same manner as I had done before with Nitin. Haresh inhaled it deeply and after a few seconds started coughing oohu, oohu, oohu.Lol. Then he started scratching his hand and shouted whaaaat eeezzz theeez? I laughingly asked him to sit down on the chair for a while. He sat down on the chair, but within a few seconds immediately shot up in the air and then started scratching both his bums vigorously, because I had already applied a little liquid before his arrival on the seat of the chair, ooh my little devilish mind. Mission accomplished once again.huhuhuhahaha.
After that I got 3 more bakras and I repeated the same process with them, but the body parts targeted were different and boy, what a funny day it turned out to be, but friends,sheesh,I am such a stupid person to tell you people all this because if I had not posted this diary here and disclosed all these, then I would have surely got a chance to bless you too with this prank of mine,Lol,but okay, I will now find some other prank to play when we meet in person because my armoury of pranks are aplenty.Lol, so what say friends?Do you want my magic perfume?
