Hey you! Put that spoon of breakfast cereal down and listen. I have a plot. An incredible, original plot that's full of suspence, thrills, spills, chills and ills. This plot is so good it's gonna become a full fledged feature film and win milions of awards. The world is yet to see a plot that has been plotted with such incredible precision and thought.
I can see you drooling. I can see you salivating in eagerness. Well, wipe your face first and I'll narrate the plot.
The night is dark!(isn't that a great observation)
The heroine's mother is coughing away to her coffin.
The heroine breaks her piggy bank and runs to get medical help.
The night is very dark!
The heroine is running down M.G. Road looking for help(since every city has an M.G. Road, the producer can save a lot of money because it's already there and need not be constructed)
Suddenly, 5 ghastly goons pounce on her and try to loot her izzat.
She screams Bachaoooooooooooooo(at 120 decibels). Half the goons are rendered deaf but they still persist.
Suddenly, an autorickshaw comes flying through a billboard and comes to a screeching halt in front of the dastardly dudes who were busy trying to loot the hapless girl's izzat.
Out jumps the hero who throws a cigarette in the air and catches it in his nostril. er mouth. He then takes some hair gel and applies it using his legs. does a cartwheel. throws a comb in the air. catches it with his teeth. yanks it out. styles his hair. and then does a backflip and lands in front of the villains.(i need a glass of water. puff puff).
Bash, Pow, Sock, Bam and DIshoom later. the hero saves the heroine. buys some cough syrup. takes her home and rescues her dying mother.
DABUR HONITUS! BLAST THAT COUGH AWAY NATURALLY!
See. I told you you'd love the plot. Anyway, I'm on my way to become a hit writer / director / producer like a good friend of mine cool_tanmay. If YOU have aspirations or just wanna mess around with your video cameras. JOIN YOUTUBE!
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YOUTUBE.COM
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Youtube's a revolutionary concept that allows you to share videos. The site is extremely easy to use(like most other sites that follow the Web 2.0 design specs). Signing up is a painless process and once you're in, you can upload and share your videos with a couple of clicks.
Managing your account and all the settings is a piece of cake.
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Uploading Videos
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Uploading videos is as simple as providing keywords, selecting a category, adding a description, selecting your video(which can be between 10 and 100 megabytes in size) and hitting the upload button. The catch is that you'll have to wait a while for the upload to go through if you have a slow connection. You could go for a manicure or something while you wait.
Your videos are converted to the proprietary format and ready for the rest of the planet to either drool over or ridicule.
If you have a webcam, there is a Quick Capture feature that lets you record directly to YOUTUBE. That's great if you have the urge to do impersonations, narrate or sing something or just dig your nose in front of a world wide audience. How cool is that!
You can also upload movies straight from your phone.
A word of caution. people can comment on your videos and most times, these comments are pretty harsh. Added fun:)
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Hunting down those videos
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There's a search box. Just use that dammit.
And yes. if you have videos you like, you can always save them to your favourites.
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Bring the Popcorn. I'll get the Coke
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Ok. now shut up and sit down. I'll flick through the channels and we'll watch whatever I want to watch. Cool?
First. lets watch a snippet from Malaysian Idol:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YNatqCzF_Ns
AOOOOOW. enjoyed that? I knew you would. You're a huge Michael Jackson fan. Anyway, lets pan to Sheffield, England and watch a couple of nuts filming a coke commercial:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iINcgY-Bq8s
Heh. now that was mental. Ok, I'll honour your request for some South Indian Action. Chiranjeevi style.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fmIskEj42r8
You prefered the other Michael Jackson dude didn't you? Ok, I'll make it up to you. here's another sensational video from South India.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-PFURM9eA_Q
Ah. you're singing the song. You liked it. Am glad. Let's watch the incredible mouth band now:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ahpvSasR6d8
Ok. I think that's enough entertainment for one day. Get back to your cereal and let me watch in peace.
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TU BE or not TU BE
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Youtube rules. It helped me find tons of music videos that I couldn't lay my hands on. Sure, it's low resolution but it's still great value for money(read that as FREE).
That's all for now. Signing off with one last video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c24t7Onr_Pw
As for my awesome plot. how dare you accuse me of plagiarism!
~FINIS~
