TRIBHUVAN MISHRA CA TOPPER ( 9 EPISODE WEB SERIES, SEASON 1) !
REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN
'Tum sirf shukh nahi, khusi deti ho.' 'Aurat ko joh aadmi khusi deti hain na, woh usko ek alag nazar se dekhti hain.' 'Arrey yeh kaisa transaction hua Bhai ! ' 'Saaiyan illegal hai, rahete hain digital hai, hote hain physical.' 'Pyar karne ka competition huya na, toh gold medal jeet laaoge tum, Olympic wala.' Imaandaari Vs Inflation ! 'Yeh middle class, bade atrangi class hain apne desh mein.' 'Customer dukhi nahi hona chahiye.' 'Ek dum ideal employee ho ! ' 'Bhukamp kya hota hain ? ' 'Jaadu hain tum mein ! ' 'Tumhe pata hain aurat ko kya chahiye.' 'Sarkari naukri bhi aap hee ke kahne pe, ki thi; aur under table kyon le ? '
'Hall picture se nahi, popcorn se chalta hain.' Hemlet Couple inside the Hall ! Very funny contract given to Teekaram Jain ! Ashoklata is a perfect homemaker indeed ! Rohan and Ritu love Christy and Timmy. Poverty, Inflation and Income may ruin everything in a family at any time. 'Baas paisa baccho ke liye kam nahi padhna chahiye.' Ragging inside the school bus ! 'Aap ki patni badiya khaana banaati hain.' iPhone 7 after 7 times ! 'Bade badmaash hain Sir, aap.' Threat culture of transfer posting still exists in the government sector offices of India and it indirectly hampers the performance of government sector firms.
The word, 'Honesty' often gets no respect in government sector offices. The Reserve Bank of India has ordered to freeze all the accounts of Vaibhav Lakshmi Bank of Noida due to a big financial scam. Only 5000 rupees can be withdrawn per month ! 'Apna hee paisa Bank mein rakha huya hain, lekin haath nahi laga sakte ! ' The management of private schools are like Shakespeare's 'Shylock'. 'Fees nahi de paate, toh bhejte kyon hain English medium mein.' The education ministry of the Indian Government is to be blamed for ruining the infrastructure of government owned schools where talented poor students could have shined like stars.
Always maintain secrecy with the secretary ! '7 baar kiye nahi, toh aise kaise iPhone 7 de denge'. Ehsaan failed in the contract ! 'Saare chaar ee chahiye baash, aur zaroorat nahi hain.' If there is no signature, then return it with a 5 percent rate of interest. 'Koi toh hunar hota tum mein, ghar mein kuch extra paise aa jaate.' 15000 is just a discounted price for existing regular customers only. Hum ko chahiye extra PAISE; poori kar lo apni desire ekdum dil SE. Came to repair the FAN; but became a FAN ! Coaching classes at 'Madhur Milaap' ! Debit = Paisa and Credit = Khusi. 'Thik hain ? ' 'Continue ! '
Haider Ali and Matthew smelled the rat ! But, everything has its pros and cons. 'Bhukamp toh roj Japan mein bhi nahi aate hain.' Who will become the perfect superfan of Noida's Superman ? 'Aap ko joh ek baar mil le, bhool thodi sakta hain.' 'Haalki wali jwala dijiyena, hum aab comfortable ho rahe hain na aap ke saath.' For an unsatisfied woman, love from her lover is her top priority no matter in which form, her lover appears in front of her. Love is BLIND; and Lust wins the race from BEHIND. Kaun hain Bunty aur BABLI; oho jeeja ji, main toh lagbhag hoon hee aap hee ki SAALI !
'Flavour koi bhi ho, cake ka swaad toh laanewale se hota hain naa.' Lappu transferred the video from his mobile phone to Dhaincha's mobile phone ! Robbery of a counting machine from the bank cash counter ! Stock market crashed ! 'Ghar mein ek laash bhi hain.' Dinner khilaa ke Agarwal ko kisne sambhal liya ! 'Inko woh offer kare ? ' Desi Ghoda ! Aao aao Golden Gorilla Gym GURU; karte hain interrogation SHURU ! Account deactivated ! Todarmal fell in love with Mandodari ! Aab dhoond ke dikhao SAALO; sab scooter ho gaya YELLOW ! 'Yeh jalebi aur kadak ho sakti hain.' Mela mein chala aasli bullet ! Tauji is an expert in pulling the trigger.
When your boss threatens you to give you a punishment posting, just give a request letter for punishment posting, then you will not get any punishment posting. Gori ne chalaya goli; 'she is a crazy cool cat ! ' 'Ispat ke andkosh hain aap ke bhabhi.' The builder accepted the deal. 'Ek baar sab pakka ho jaaye na, toh Police ke aage sab bolte hain.' Kya Ehsaan karega ehsaan ? 'Aap ka jalwa hain, bada dil aur ungliyon mein jaadu hain.' 'Gulab' mein bahut saare kaante ! 'Tum mard logon ko control hee na raheta hain na, isiliye aurat logon ko charge lena padhta hain.' It is the same cake ! Modify the love signs tattoo !
'Lappu aap ke ghar se payal bhi le gaya tha bhabhi ji ? ' Love sometimes dominates on Lust, but, reality always bites back. 'Sheese teh chakhnachur huye, tum hum se dur huye.' Love defies all age and breaks all barriers. 'Aab ishq sathra ka ho ya sattar ka, ijjat toh maangta hain na, umra ka bhed thodi ee karta hain.' Charo taraf garaj rahi hain GUN; what the fun, what the FUN ! Wife Vs Girlfriend ! 'Poore sahar mein bhukamp laaye hain tumhare papa.' 'Apna zakhm dhoond na paaye, kohra itna zamaa huya hain.' Secrets sirf aap ke hee nahi hain, 'TRIBHUVAN MISHRA CA TOPPER'.
