Short-cut . Review on Tips on Text Messaging Abbreviations

My dear  brothers & ……….

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My dear friends, (Sign…this one’s much better, I nearly ended up saying….you know what), today I exhort you to join hands for a noble cause .Today Let us break-free of the restrictions languages impose on us.Today we will learn how to do maa-behan of a good language.( Sorry if someone felt offended but it was kind of imperative to give you the real feel of the thing).In nutshell we will learn about Short-text-messaging.Those interested may raise their hand(yeah, just one hand, remember, you are not surrendering to the police)Today, kyunki, Kal ho na no* and anyway Kal I’ll be busy loving my neighbor’s loved ones.

History: STM’s his-tory .Be patient guys we will come to her-story later. Do you know how and when this(STM) started? Great! Then tell me because I don’t know! forget it!

Pyschology: The X-generation are of the firm believe that STM is a *mentally challenging * job while the intransigent V & W generation(X generation’s predecessor) think that its the job of *mentally challenged * ones. But beware! This could be highly addictive! Once you get habituated to it, you will walk STM, talk STM and laugh STM because STM is a very funny language .

Let me explain – Remember Mahesh / Pooja Bhatt? The duo with invisible horns on their heads? Now, there are millions and millions types of Paap(sin) but all the can think of if tht sin . IF you know what I mean . So there will be more bold scenes and one Bald-y’s song . Bold is gold.This syndrome is popularly known as RAJ (record attak jana) and you got your first STM .

Now we will go through 10 most popular STMs, for your convenience I shall be providing the real as well as its real meaning .So this one’s for all you Layman, Heman and Spiderman.

[1] gtg(gotta go): * yaar main paak gaya hu.* I’m suck of listening to your love-stories .What the hell do you think I’m? answering machine? What am I supposed to do if your gf is gorgeous? Bhangra?.

[2]lol(loads of laughter): This one is immensely popular at MS and elsewhere . Jut feel free to use it anywhere, anytime, as many time . ex- before you become a Blood-doner lol make sure lol * you are a blood-owner *lol. You got it?

Folks may even end their sentence with this STM(ex- blah…blah….blah….lol) to remind other that the joke has come to an end and that thy should laugh now .

[3]ROFL(rolling on the floor and laughing):: Meet Lol’s dad .What did a 79 years old Juliet sat to her 88 years old bf Romeo?….Romeo Must Dye?

[4] SUP(what’s up): The natural answer that comes to my mind is ceiling fan . koi saque?.

[5]BTW(by the way): Just give some one a cynical btw look and ask – mate, is she your wife or your first AIDS box?

[6] FYI(for your information): We have been in love with each other for over years now and we have decided to get married . FYI she will get married next year and I’ll marry the year after . This ofcourse was for your kind information .

[7] SkiP(Salman Khan policy): If you cant beat them …you can always beat them up.

[8] IMHO(in my humble opinion): I don’t know what humble stands for! To me there are only two kinds of opinion – my opinion and the wrong opinion .

[9] IC(I see): hmmm. I aint She, I’m he and when I see a she, frankly speaking *kuch kuch hota hai *.

[10] PETA(people for ethical treatment of animals esp SRK): Just kidding!

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