Jun 01, 2007 12:04 PM
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Hi! This is Chef SHANjeev REVIEWoor and welcome to the show Band Bajana!
Today I will show you the “somewhat useful” way to make the delicious mouthwatering dish called VACATIONS.
Is there anyone who can say NO to vacations? A dish enjoyed by one and all - irrespective of age, gender, size, colour, caste, creed! A universal dish.
Well, there are many flavours of vacations
1) Home-sweet-home-vacations: This flavour of vacations makes the eaters go visiting the place where their heart is, where they can smell old memories lying on their mothers lap, where they can feel their fathers pat on their head, where they can hug their siblings and where they can smell anything other than the daily bread they need to earn.
2) No-tension-vacations: For some, vacations are flavoured with the icings like no studies, no exams, no books, no teachers, no classrooms, no benches!
3) Explorers-vacations: Still others would devour vacations for exploring new places, meeting new people, and ofcourse the keyword SHOP (wow)!
4) Honeymooners-vacations: These are consumed in pairs. These vacations give rise to some dreamy like phases. Everything looks rosy and there are all kinds of illusions as aftermath! Time and age no bar. To recover from this takes longer. Sigh!
There are many nutritious values associated with this dish.
1) It revives that sagging spirit which is bogged down due to the diseases called work and/or studies.
2) It helps in reducing your HEAVY bank balance which is the source of constant worry to you, which you need to keep protecting from prying eyes and hands! After consuming vacations, you will have NO bank balance and hence no worries!
3) It helps in increasing fat and weight. The increased fat will help you in buying new clothes as you will keep outgrowing them, in widening your doors, and also in preparing for WWF championship.
4) It helps you realize that nothing in life is for free and that you need to go back to work if you need any more vacations! Hence, you will appreciate "working".
PREPARATION
1) The first thing you need to do is decide when to make the dish. For some people with some little monsters around, the season called “school holidays” is the best. Others can plan to make it anytime depending on the place to be visited.
2) Take 1-2-3 BOSSes (as per your nature of work) and soak them overnight in an emotional vessel. The boss might look bloated, red and give out hissing sound. You can try the mantra “boss-you-just-returned-from-your-vacation-too-SWAHA”. The boss might react and give out another sound “what-about-the-deadlines-what-about-the-project”. Don’t give up! Try another mantra “Noone-is-indispensable-boss-SWAHA”. If the hissing sound still persists, just ignore and put the dhakkan. Those who do not have BOSSES, will have to soak your SUBORDINATES completely in work!
3) Next day, after grinding the bosses/subordinates, you need to simmer them by lighting your burner with the matchstick called “tickets and booking”. You might have to run down to your nearest store, you might have to scan the net, you might have to spend days on it but the right kind of matchstick is a must. For explorer-vacation, get the right deal and get all the details of the place you are visiting. Get the booking in place. You don’t want surprises, do you? So spend time on it.
4) Next comes some yoga and fitness schedules and visits to beauty parlours. This is essential since you want to look good when you are clicked eating your vacations. For more tips on getting a good snap clicked, read my last review !!!!!!!!
5) Take a wide bottom suitcase, add spices like casuals, formals, accessories, jewelleries, and pack them all well but minimising them helps in making your flight light! Ironing and adding them would help conserve space. Make sure that the suitcase is not filled to the brim. Leave some space for some spices that can be added later (after that HEAVY shopping!) Throw in camera for that extra smell which will linger for a long time.
6) Bring it to boil and its almost ready.
7) Hold on! Where is the final tadka? Yes, its MONEY. Whoever said that best things in life are free needs to get his theories checked again. Vacations ARE costly. Hence, be prepared for eventualities and carry just enough cash, credit cards and travellers cheques (in case its an overseas journey).
Remove from heat and serve HOT. Sometimes, there are residues called "spouse-as-forced-bachelors". You cant help but sigh and refrigerate them after adding maggies, eggs, and instant mixes to them and with a prayer that alls well when you return.
TIPS TO ENHANCE THE TASTE OF VACATIONS
1) Although it would be tempting but it is better not to add that latest spice called MOBILE to your vacation! There are chances that the BOSS realises your importance and decides to give you that "miss you" call.
2) Take precautions that your vacations are not infected with special viruses called INTERNET and MAILS. They will only make the vacations shrink.
3) Adding some herbs called medicines to that suitcase will help in case of emergencies!
So, here we are! The dish is ready! Have fun making it and have fun eating it. :D
