Me, Myself and I. Review on Salman Khan

Hi?.my name is Salman?. Salman Khan? Pyar se aap mujhe kuchh bhi bula sakte hain?. Salman, Sallu, Saalaa? kuchh bhi!!

For those, who don?t know me, I am an all time great of Indian Cinema (arre main boltaa hoon yaar!!), who was nominated for best actor award for my first film.. Maine Pyar Kiya.

Talking of Maine Pyra Kiya?. Have you guys seen the film? It was a phenomenal one. It was better than Sholay. Don?t believe it? ask all the teenagers who were falling in love in early 1990s. (Don?t ask anyone other than the teens ok?). Have you seen my sweet innocent face, great acting talents and the fantastic dancing which was a mix of kickboxing and classical dancing?

After the success of MPK, I made a lot of excellent movies (take my words for it)? for some unknown reason, the movies did not become hits?. I think that?s because the film halls were bad at that time that?s why people did not see them! But you must see them to believe them? like Ek Ladka Ek Ladki, Suryavansi, Nischay, Jagruti, Chandramukhi, Chand Ka Tukda etc. In fact, I totally overshadowed by competitor Aamir Khan in Andaaz Aapna Aapna!!

I think by 1994/ 1995 they repaired the cinema halls all over India and hence my movies got their due. Hum Aapke Hai Kaun and Karan Arjun came one after the other and India was delighted and proud to have a son like me. Everyone was jealous of me. I don?t blame them. Who won?t be if they were made like Salman Khan? I am too modest to praise myself, but I know I am the greatest!!

Second half of 1990s saw me giving the Indian industry some great movies. Jab Pyar Kissi Se Hota Hai, Pyar Kiya to Darna Kya, Judwa, Jeet, Khamoshi, Biwi No. 1 saw the versatility of mine. Some other great movies of this era were Veergati, Bandhan, Auzar etc. I mean to say, I was making movies as good as earlier, but for a change audience took notice!!

Then came Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam. Everyone says it was my best performance. Honestly I don?t even remember acting in that movie. All along I thought it was reality and I was chasing Aishwariya?. Keep it a secret ok? Let the world know that I was acting only!!

2000 decade has been no different. I am still playing the cutie pie (you know, I m chooooo cuuuute) or the angry young man (move over Amitabh, I am here). At the age of 40 I am still a romantic young man and Indian audience willing, I?ll break the record of Dev Anand.

Last but not the least, I have loads of hidden talent (and I am keeping them pretty hidden!!)

You know what? I think, I am the greatest thing to happen to Indian film industry. Just look at Ek Ladka Ek Ladki, Veer Gati, Nischay and Hello Brother? you?ll see how versatile I am. So some people are simply jealous and spread rumours about my personal life. After all I am the most eligible bachelor of India for life and will die as the most eligible bachelor and I am sure, my kids will also be the most eligible bachelors for generations!!