May 26, 2001 03:12 PM
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Slowly, I draw her sleek body closer to mine, I feel her coolness as my grasp becomes firmer.
Now she is close to my ear, and I hear her purr, she is dying for me to press the right buttons, she wants to be turned on.
There is no turning back now, I have passed the barriers of purity, and must embrace her cool slim body, and whisper sweet nothings, whimpering with expectation.
It dies, as suddenly as it stared.
She is no longer aroused, in fact, she is now turned off.
What brought about the change so dramatically?
Why did her throbbing, vibrating body, suddenly go so cold and stiff?
Damn, I pressed the red phone, not the green one!
Hello all, thought I would try a different approach to the start of this op, hope you managed to stay with me so far.
Beats having it nicked by a blinking Reindeer, or does it?
Right, I have had my 8210 for 4 month now, so I guess I can tell you a bit about it.
I will leave the facts bit until last, so if you are not a Tec person, you can skip it to the end.
I find the reception, coupled with Vodaphone connection, superb, even in the countryside of Dorset, which we venture into whenever the Reindeer have been locked away (if you are confused about the Reindeer, see BJEEE’s op).
Clarity is first class, and I never feel I have to shout.
It is funny when you are in a pub, and people think you are talking to them, as they can’t see the phone.
This phone is so small, it tucks easily into your shirt pocket.
Sherry, my wife has one as well (his and hers we are so sad PUKE) and finds it easy to lose in her handbag.
I wont go on about my connection package, as this is meant to be about a phone.
I keep my girl in a leather outfit, trimmed to fit every curve!
This protects her from being marked, and keeps her body smooth and shiny.
If anything is wrong with this phone, it is the fact that the buttons are too small, and you have a problem when writing text messages.
Battery time tends to be 2 days if not used much, day and a half if used regular, and 1 day if used for a couple of hours.
Less time if you play snake, or other games which are included.
FACTS FACTS FACTS FACTS FACTS FACTS FACTS FACTS FACTS FACTS.
I have taken the stats from Nokia's own web site, and I recommend this rather than trying them your self.
In order to not cross the line between informing and copying, I have given my version next to each stat.
Availability Europe & Africa, Asia Pacific
ME: thinks this means not available in U.S. of A.
Weight 79g including battery
ME; hardly no you’ve got it, keep checking my pocket to see if it is still there!
Dimensions 101.5 x 44.5 x 17.4 mm 66cc.
ME; its very small!
Talk time Stand by time. 2hr-3hr 20 min – 50 –100-hr standby
ME; see above
Key Features Slim, light, voice dialling, press on covers, picture messaging, predictive text inputting.
ME; slim, light we have covered.
Voice dialling, not a great fan of this, as it tends to ring people when you are in a pub.
Therefore, not used much by me.
Press on covers, quite nifty if you are young, I’m boring and keep her body sleek in red.
Picture messaging. This can be quite a laugh, and there are some very rude ones around!
Can be used to cheer each other up when having a bad day etc.
Predictive text messaging. Saves a lot of time when writing messages and saves you getting those, 4 u ok is me, messages, if you know what I mean.
Display. Illuminated, high contrast, full graphics display, 5 lines for text and graphics.
ME; hmm, it looks ok, and is pretty clear.
I think this has just about covered all aspects of the Nokia phone, unless you are a major whets what fan.
Thanks, hope you had a chuckle reading it.
Angus
