News
Close to the heels of the success(and failure!) of yet another con, activeace brings to you the new Fully Faltoo series. The FF series as it would be called is a series of wackiest and funniest reviews on MS. The information of the respective products would be placed in the?Commercial Break? the rest is sheer entertainment?.100% unadulterated. The first in the series titled?Rahul and Anjali? is a spoof on?Will and Grace? and promises to be THE FUNNIEST REVIEW ON MS?So hold your breadths and read on?.
Introduction
After watching?Will and Grace? the copycat in me(or?Abbas Mastan? as it is known in India!) came up with this idea, how about an Indian?Will and Grace?? Then I thought about who would be the perfect candidates to play the role and here is the wacky cast. Also remember it will have and Indian name so it would be called Rahul and Anjali
Cast
Will(Rahul): Sharhrukh Khan. A gay who is not as flamboyant as other gays?.perfect candidate for will
Grace(Anjali):Kajol. Perky confused and tomboyish, plus she shares the rapport with Sharukh Khan which Will and Grace have.
Jack(Karan): Who else other than our very own Karan Johar! Jack is gay as gay could be?.and tries his best not to hide that he is gay! Karan Johar has the same flamboyance as Jack?he makes the prefect Jack!
Karen(Rani):I needed a lady who was sarcastic and had a toxic irritating voice?.the perfect candidate?.Rani Mukherjee!
The Background
Rahul(Will) and Anjali(Grace) are best of friends who share an amazing chemistry and live together in an apartment in Mumbai. Rahul is perfect for Anjali the only problem is that he is gay and Anjali is straight.
Karan(Jack) is flamboyant and wacky friend of Rahul and Anjali. History says that he used to date Rahul in the past and he was the one responsible in bringing Rahul out of the closet.
Rani(Karen) is the office assistant of Anjali but is more like a boss. She has married a old rich divorced man Amitabh Bachann and she spends her life in spending the money his husband earned. She is the funniest character on the show?and has an amazing mocking voice and makes wonderful raw sarcastic comments.
Episode 1: Secrets revealed
In a dream sequence Shahrukh Khan and Kajol are singing?Suraj Hua Madham? and Shahrukh Khan is kissing Kajol all over?suddenly Rahul wakes up.
R: Oh my God what a nightmare I had I was singing?Suraj Hua Madham? and kissing Anjali all over.
Karan wakes up from the bed beside him.
K: That wasn?t a nightmare?that was my movie?Kabhie Kushi Kabhie Gham?
R: Ya?.what?s the difference!
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
Anjali wakes in there room with coffee for them.
A: There is only one difference?.people don?t pay to watch a nightmare in the sleep but they pay to watch nightmare that is K3G!
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
K(flexing and extending his wrist!): Ya make whatever jokes you want on my movie?someday you would thank your stars I made a movie like this.
R: And thank our stars because you didn?t make a sequel!
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
K: Well I would have but?.
A: But what?
K: But Alok Nath dies in part I and what?s a movie without Alok Nath.
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
K: By the way guys?there is news for you. Infact two news. One my mom is going to visit me?.I mean us today and second I am going out on a date with Ram Gopal Verma!
A: What? Ram Gopal Verma?did you guys kiss and make up!
R: No he must have been bored of Antra Mali not giving me a hit?.he is looking for a new heroine for his next venture and I think Karan might be a candidate for the role!
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
A: So what?s up with your mom?
K: Well she saw me in the bed with a dude last night when I went back home?.She got wacked off like Kantaben and I had to explain to her that I was practicing for a scene of?Kal Ho Na Ho part II, Kal Phir Hoga?
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
R: What do you mean explain to her? Why did she get wacked off?
K: Because she doesn?t know I am gay.
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
A: What? Even my cat knows that you are gay.
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R: Is she blind?
A: And deaf .
R: Is she blind and deaf.
K: No I try not to project myself as gay.
R: What?s there to project?
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
K: Oh come one I don?t like to be stereotyped as homosexual!
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
A: No darling you are not homosexual. You are heterosexual?heterosexual female!
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
K: No guys I don?t know?.my mother she is pretty self absorbed and I guess she never bothered to find out and I never bothered to tell her. So I invited her for dinner tonight so that I can confess to her with the support of you guys.
R: Don?t worry Karan we are there for you?let?s have a Koffee with Karan.(And he hugs him)
K: Dude?.I guess you need to work on your pecs.
Laughter track?.hahaha ha he he he he heha ha
Continued in Comments section
Entire transcript also available on https://fullyfaltoo.8m.com
