Beep Beep! You have MMS!. Review on Mallika Sherawat

Playboy was founded on the notion that nice girls like sex too.'' -- Hugh Hefner I adore this girl. She has it what men despite claiming to have, usually lose at the right time – BALLS. No two ways about it, this girl is courage personified in a double-speak, male dominated society. She kissed 17 (Khwahish) times and was definitely not apologetic about it. She writhed in desire (Murder) and was pretty proud of it. She made sex-comedies of lukewarm affairs (Kis Kis Ki Kismat and Bachke Rehna Re Baba). She makes bold statements like “Men look at my breasts while talking to me” (which is true in the case of most women – men first look at a girl’s breasts while talking to them). She never claimed to be a virgin. In fact, she waxed eloquent about her broken marriage (no man can handle a woman who breathes fire) and has never ever giggled during interviews like our prim-n-propah Aishwaryas, Preitys (Wow! The Salman tapes showed another side to her – if she wants she can give Mallika a run for her money in blatant sexuality) and Ranis. Instead, Mallika is often considered to be a loudmouth. In fact, she was often made a but t of lewd jokes on KOFEE WITH KARAN. If you ask me Mallika Sherawat may never come close to ruling the film industry, but one thing is for sure, she will never be forgotten. How can you forget a woman with balls? That is why I was surprised when she claimed that the MMS having her in a six minute (or was it eight or sixteen) lovemaking session with a gora was a fake. For a moment I thought, maybe she is right. But yesterday a friend of mine showed me the clipping. It was Malika. I mean you can morph a still picture, how the f**k can you morph expressions? How can you match them with Malika’s? The entire clipping is about …. you’re right … hard core sex. A nude Mallika is lying on her back and this guy is going wham-bam-thank-you-mam. She writhes in pleasure and her expressions remind you of Murder. I am sure that this was not morphed. IT IS EIGHT MINUTES OF HARD CORE UNDILUTED SEX. And this is why I am so upset with Mallika. She should have stood up and said that it was me and I was having fun as it’s my personal life. Instead, she adopts a clichéd line: IT WAS NOT ME. Sorry, not acceptable. In fact, as far as we all know Mallika, she herself may have got the entire thing shot – nothing like a good publicity gimmick. But I am sure that this little act of her’s would have got more notice had she simply admitted to having sex. I just hope that she does not become just like her peers in the industry. Till now she has flaunted exactly what she has – in fact at times even more – but has never hidden anything from the world. If you do not believe me about the MMS bit, please do M2M me your mobile numbers I will send it to you.