ITTEFAQ: WTF: Coincidence Indeed!. Review on Ittefaq

ITTEFAQ: WTF: Coincidence Indeed!

Watch THOR, repeat GOLMAAL AGAIN and also SECRET SUPERSTAR. Anything but this.

Sonakshi Sinha(30) is no Alia Bhatt. She made a mess of AKIRA(2016) and NOOR(2017). Even her dad Shatru and / or Salman Khan couldn't make her an actor. Plain lucky to continue as a star. She needs everyone's good wishes to survive any further. Plastic doll.

Sid Malhotra(32) is no Varun Dhawan. A GENTLEMAN ITTEFAQ se actor ban gaya. Cardboard.

Akshay Khanna(42) is repeating MOM(2017) act.

Does this movie require a review? Ha! Haa! Haaa!. It needs our instant prayers. That says it all. This is actually not a movie. It's a Maha Movie as it's a coming together of Chopra, KJo and SRK maha production houses. It'll not even recover it's estimated meager budget of Rs 28 crore. Highly unlikely.

News is nothing is confirmed on ITTEFAQ's Telugu remake by KJo! Pray to God, it stays so!

Wonder why SRK rewarded himself with a gift of this stupidity on his birthday! Why indeed! Chemical locha ho gaya, bhai!

Even big name producers cannot save this movie or its director. This is for sure, pakka. There was no need for this remake.

Rajesh Khanna must be consecutively turning in his grave again after JIA AUR JIA!:-)

This movie is actually a murder of remakes! Khujaoing my head!

It's BO collections'll give stiff competition to JIA AUR JIA BO collections. Still more khujaoing my head!

It shares it's name with Sunil Shetty's film ITTEFAQ(2001).

And of course it's a supposed remake / copy of Rajesh Khanna's ITTEFAQ(1969), which again was a copy of SIGNPOST TO MURDER(1965). STM was based on a play SIGNPOST TO MURDER(1964) by Monte Doyle, who was the writer of STM. Sarita Joshi's Gujarati play DHUMMAS(FOG, 25.12.1970) was based on this. The play was later made into Marathi and Hindi languages also. Phew!

Play: SIGNPOST TO MURDER(1964)

Movie: SIGNPOST TO MURDER(1965)

Movie: ITTEFAQ(1969)

Play: DHUMMAS(1970, Gujarati, Marathi, Hindi)

Movie: ITTEFAQ(2017)

Let's say Amen to it. Finally(I hope).

Addendum: Parul Gulati is an I-Candy. I for Ittefaq(for sure).:-)