Oct 21, 2003 06:41 PM
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(Updated Oct 21, 2003 06:41 PM)
Fried Water ? Sounds Vague right ? But what happens when water is fried ? Still it remains colourless and tasteless. The same is the case with these actors that I am going to honour here. For they have been colourless and lifeless in their performances as actors in almost all the movies that they have featured so far. So btw here they are :
- Tusshar Kapoor :
Initialy it was just Tushar Kapoor, added one more s in between for good luck, fame and money. Little is it going to effect his otherwise downtrodden career even if it was like changing the name itself. Jumping Jack’s son seems to be jumping impatiently for the undue success. The situation is such that the songs of his films are being popularly used in his sister’s K-serials.. in the hope that this might atleast work !!! It seems the whole Kapoor family is diligently working for him. Prayers are not being answered.. Balaji has to do something now…!!! Or else the audience devtaa has to do something…? Tussharji…try adding a, b, c, d………..z…may this would work……anything for success you know !!! Or does it matter at all ?
- Sanjay Kapoor :
One more kapoor and the name itself starts from letter S itself and no more “S” can fit in. Sanjay’s “Aati Nahi, Aati Nahi” seems appropriate in the present situation, public aati nahi aati nahi to see any of his movies. Why would anyone go to see his movies ? just to get nauseated and feel sick. The movies that he has done or say his performance is so sickening that seldom anybody who have seen him once would feel like going again. Simply don’t the get the expressions and the required involvement in any character. Acts for the sake of acting. Talent and that passion of giving a performance on screen seems to be missing. Sanjayji..Turn Around……and see what bade bhaiya has to say about this..?
- Shahrukh Khan :
Now it’s the turn of the Khan…I just cant stand this man. After Devdas, it was like Shahrukh everywhere….and what a performance. Everybody from the right, left and center was praising him for his performance. Neways did he give such a big performance ? Little bit of drunkard scenes and stuttering dialogues, that is his forte and we get to see it in almost all his movies ? then where was the performance ? To top it all, Filmfare honoured him with the best actor award..!! Are these people blind ? or have their brains stopped working ? What about Chalte Chalte ? Again the same genre of acting…I think he is quite similar to Aishwarya. He just cannot be different and can only act in a particular set of films. I still remember the filmfare function where Hrithik had performed a number just after the release of “Kaho Na Pyaar Hain”, wherein Shahrukh khan seemed to be so insecure of Hrithik and Anil Kapoor whistling away at the performance. Shahrukhji you ought to have a big heart to make it big in real sense. Manipulations and money power does not work long.
- Salman Khan :
What should I say about him ? He seems to be a psychotic, driving over sleeping people and threatening fellow stars. Most of the time he is busy appearing in courts. That’s a relief for the cine goers who go to see movies to get entertained and not to get mentally disturbed. That’s the feeling I get when I see him. He makes me feel very ill and like drooling to death. I find his brothers more talented than him. I get a feeling like he does only what is dictated to him, to be more precise, the directors spoon feed him. And neither does he have that imagination or the creativity to go more deep into the role or the character that he is playing. Just take a look at Hum Saath Saath Hain or say Maine Pyar Kiya..!! Or even for that matter Andaz Apna Apna..!! Luck was smiling at him until now. But then Sallubhai, you need brains and brains and little bit of acting too atleast keep going for some more time.
- Govinda :
Bright and loud coloured clothes, abnormally framed specs, and those big teeth peeking in between the lips and a topi on his head.. and you know its Govinda. His nonsense humour and loud mouthed dialogues can invite headaches anytime anywhere.. And the drug companies should thank him for making people sick as their business flourishes at every Govinda Movie. Whenever Govinda films just flop at the box office, Govinda is busy shooting C – Grade TV commercials….(remember the navratna oil ad or Rupa one) He seems to be step brother of Kareena Kapoor in overacting and over reacting. God knows from where do they get the inspiration from ? maybe looking at each other. Just imagine Govinda and Kareena acting in a film ? Headache seems to creeping in at the thought of it. The only sensible performance that he might have done was in the film called “Hatya” otherwise Govinda does not have anything to look upon with pride.
Many more actors are in this so called race of worst actors, to name a few Sunil Shetty, Kishen Kumar, Sonu Nigam (he should stick to his playback singing rather than act), Aftab Shivdasani, Faisal Khan, Arjun Rampal and above all the national award winner our only Mithunda (can there be any better example of better getting to worst) many more.
The only way that I can express my gratitude in whatever way that they have tortured me or made me take all those tablets for shooing away the headaches while watching them onscreen is include them in my best of worst list.
