Panchranga Review. Review on Five Worst Actors of Bollywood Movies

Films play a major role in an average Indians entertainment plans. Some watch it for fun, some for stress relief, some do it because they don’t have anything else to do. But at the core of all this, there lies one sole motive, entertainment.

Generally people have different parameters of judging a film. Some judge it by the acting of actors, some by direction, some by storyline, and some by all possible technical factors combined. Sometimes a well made film, or with a good story, music is spoilt by bad acting. But then “good acting” is a very subjective term when it comes to gauging the skills of an actor.

Here is my list of people who are bad actors according to me, not in a specific order.

Raj Style Kumar

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“Jaani ye acting vacting sabke bas ki baat nahi hai. Iske liye expressionless face hona chahiye, haath mein ek pipe hona chahiye, aur gale mein ek muffler. Bas aap ban gaye super hero. “

~:o:~Translation~:o:~“Acting is not an easy job my friends. For that you need an expressionless face, a pipe in hand and a muffler. That’s all you really need to be a super star.”

I really wonder why he was ever signed for good films. He has good dialogues to his credit, but then I feel that it is more of a credit for the script writer than the actor who delivers them without even a flicker of emotion. His worst was when he was paired opposite equally wooden faced Priya Rajvansh in some war movie. I can’t even remember the name of that movie.

Shatrughan Shotgun Sinha

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“Haaiiin…..Kaun Kambakht kehta ki hum acting nahi kar sakte hai? Yahi kar kar ke hum aaj abhineta se neta hai. Aur agar kisi ko lagta hai ki hum acting nahi kar sakte to aaj hum uska baaja baja daalenge. Ye mangal ka vaada hai”

~:o:~Translation~:o:~ ”Who dares to say that I cannot act. That is the reason I am a politician today. And if somebody has doubts, then I swear that he is a dead man. “

Only if fighting could be equated with acting. Only if colourful dialogues like, “E chidi ke ghulaam”, could get you best actor award.

Johnny ''Tating wo bhi Irri'' Lever

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“Aao BBC kare. Wo jo agla FF hai na. Wo mereko milega for BO’ing the FG’s”

Glossary of Terms

BBC - Baith ke baatcheet

FF-Filmfare

BO-Boring off

FG-Film goers

~:o:~Translation~:o:~ ”Lets sit and talk. This year's filmfare should be mine, for boring the cine goers”

Loud actor that’s what he is. He hovers on the screen with a constipated look. Absolutely nothing that he does can be remotely termed as “acting”. He wears loud clothes, wears a strange, mostly cheap expression, bites his lower lip most of the time.

Salman Shirtless Khan

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“Uuiii ma. Haila. Meri to shirt chori ho gayee. Ab Nishaji kya sochengi? Aur glycerine bhi gayee, mai rone waale scene ab kaise karoonga.”

~:o:~Translation~:o:~ ”Oh Mother, somebody stole my shirt and glycerine. How will I act now for sad scenes? What will Nishaji think about me? I am doomed.”

No problems as far as shirts are concerned. He never needs them anyways except for Sooraj Baraat La, oops Barjaatya, movies where he has to act coy. And as far as dancing skills are concerned, ever seen a robot dancing? He just moves in mechanical motions, not at all flexible. Sarrukh Bhaisaahab dances well than him.

Sarrrrrrrukh Stammer Khan

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“Dddddekho, mai hi sssssuper star hoon. Kkkkkiski majaal ke mere Filmfare ko kkkkkkoi le aur jaaye.

Mujhko mera pyara de de….“

~:o:~Translation~:o:~ ”I am the best….”

But he is the most hyped and sought after star. He does have few good movies to his credit. But then there were other balancing factors. He was mostly consistent in his (over) acting. Usually his movies are of longer duration owing to his stammer. He takes 50% time more in delivering a dialogue. Imagine saying “Kiran” in one go and saying “KKKKKKKiran”.

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Not everybody will agree on this list. But then what are comments for. Please feel free to write your comments.