Man ! i feel like an opener . Review on Chosing a Can Opener

A few Openers to begin with -

~ Michael after Jack’s son.

~ The left parties hailed the decision as the one in right left direction .

~ Maharastra govt’s new policy aimed at promoting tourism in the state -Around the underworld in 90 days.

~ Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and In-laws ofcourse are Out-laws.

~ Saath khayen-Gay, piyen-Gay, nachen-Gay  (Courtesy KHNH).

~ The give & take rule - * you will give, I will take*.

~ Egypt – The only country where even Daddy was Mummy.

Just one review on such an important topic! 100 odd reviews on MPKDH & just one on Openers? We should be ashamed of ourselves . Heart-breaking. Oops I did it again * .i mean exaggeration and not what Britney and Madonna aunty did *waise I don’t know what they actually did but I’m sure they might have done something weird enough to frighten the Augeleria-n horses.

Let’s get started . Openers are an integral part of our lives and you realize its importance only when you don’t have one. Now without wasting any further time I’m going to list a few known ones - Shewag, Aakash Chopra, Nikhil Chopra and over and above all Prem Chopra. They ask - Can Openers do it for India? …I say – yes they can!.

I got into an animated conversation with my late-latif gf( no relation whatsoever with ex Pakistani captain Rashid latif) on the same topic . Ofcourse we were not talking about the same *openers. Now I’m getting a bit nostalgic, please bear with me for a few seconds . We first meet at a Nokia outlet .(*Nokia – connecting people…how true.) Usne No-kia maine doosre ko propose kiya * as simple as that .  Excerpts –

Me:  Flowers all around! Did you die lady? No one told me . You still look so natural .

She: Well, we have a big problem here, party’s on and we don’t have any openers.

Me: Ofcourse, it was a rare feat, so there’s nothing wrong with partying. But we need reliable openers . It’s a matter of national concern . I love my India .Haq se maango(** Please note – not Inzamam-ul-haq) God give us openers!

She: My birth-day comes once every year so I don’t know whether it’s a rare feat and what national concern man! we have a few openers but they don’t seem to be working .all are Bekaar I guess.I just need an opener or tell me can we do without one?

Me: Without openers! you gotta be joking . Look, its not like trying various permutation and combinations .Give them more than a few chances, let them settle down & then se whether they are able to perform .

And anyway I don’t think they are bekaar, they all have their own Cars.

She: Then what should I do?

Me: Hire a specialized coach . We have all sorts of coaches, batting coach, bowling coach, sledging coach, coach potato coach . You know Coach coach hota hai he will teach you the finer aspects of opening .

She: It’s embarrassing, people are leaving .

Me: Yeah, we have the tail-enders but we can’t expect anything from the guys who have developed a strong penchant for ’tu chal main aaya’ theory .

She: jaane bhi do yaroon . I think we should forget all this and be prepared for the next outing . May be there’s another party round the corner .

Me: Hope it’s not a political party! well, I’m keeping all of my 20 fingers crossed!

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