Sep 19, 2003 12:07 PM
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(Updated Sep 19, 2003 12:19 PM)
After submitting the C.V this is the final hurdle .One personal Interview & that's it he will be thrown out of the company .
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs).
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FAQ-1 : Should I attend a PI in jeans - 'Sirf jeans pehnoge ? ek shirt bhi daal lena '
FAQ-2 : Can I greet the interviewers with my cute diggie in my arms - No. transfer your doggie in one of the interviewes' lap & then greet them .
FAQ-3 : What should I do if I donot know a particular answer - Stare at the walls/ceiling as if the answer is written over there.
FAQ-4 : What should I do if I know a particular answer - Do not ask hypothetical questions.
FAQ-5 : Should I crack jokes during the interview session - No. With you around they won't need jokes to laugh .
FAQ-6 : Should I shake hands with the female interviewers - 'Haan, galee milne ko taiyar na ho toh aur tum kar hi kya sakte ho ?'
FAQ-7 :What should I do if I feel like sctarching my back , is it ok to do 'that' in front of the interviewers - If you feel like scratching your back , you ned to divert their attention .Start scratching you head , while they are busy watching it hurriedly scratch your back .
FAQ-8 : Where should I place my hands while speaking - If the interviewer is a lady , place your hand on her hands , just to assure her of your sincerity . Incase the interviewer in a male , keep your hands firmly in the pocket (of your shirt) or it might send wrong signals.
FAQ-9 : Is Tie mandatory - Yes. Assuming that you donot have a Belt , you will have to supplant it with a tie.
FAQ-10 :Should I wear shoes - But for that you will have to make a visit to the nearby temple.Ok. Leave for the venue a bit earlier .
FAQ-11 :Can I gesticulate while answering - Yes. But maintain a decent distance so that you may not end up slapping the interviewers.
FAQ-12 :Should I take the seat before being asked to do so - No. But reserve your seat by placing a Hanky .
FAQ-13 : What should I say if I fail to answer all the questions - Please leave my alone, preferable with the receptionist!!
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Memorable Quotes from a Nakul Chaddha Interview :
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Mr Nakul , you need not raise your hand everytime you know an answer .
Computer knowledge hai na , regarding your query , if the Windows isn't working you may send, whatever you have to, through the Doors.
We provide A.C bikes to all the employees.
My opinion on 'Bar On Iraq', was it justified ?, first of all , it should be Bar IN Iraq. We have so many Bars here in India. Beer bars, Chandni Bar, BarBar(english), Bar-bar(hindi), so I donot see any thing wrong with having Bars in Iraq.
Oh Lalita !! so you know her . She works in one of your departments and you 'd be surprised to know that we are married & we really love each other . Though her Husband & my Wife keep creating new troubles for us everyday.
You look remarkable like my doggie, will you please hang your tongue out for a moment.
Was this passport size photograph of yours taken at the time of your postmortem Mr Chaddha?
(N.C to the interviewer , who kept looking for something in the refrigerator throughout the session) -'bete Whirlpool ke CEO ko dhoondh raha hai kya wahan?'
ees route ke sabhi lines buzy hain , kindly call back after 2 days (N.C to god knows whom).
The Airtel customer you are trying to reach has currently switched off the mobile , kripya thode deer baad try 'NA' kareen (Interviewer to god knows whom).
Gun . (On being asked , what made him resign from his last Job ).
Ours is an upcoming company for the last 40 years.
The End .
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