Chose sandaas over ANDAAZ. Review on Andaaz - New

Although it is late for a new yr resolution but better late than never, I have decided that I will not watch any Darshan brother's movie even if it wins an Oscar.

For heaven's sake what do we have here is a ''hatke movie''.

I will tell u what is hatke about this movie.It has explored the never before explored esoteric area of ''bhabhi-nanad'' relationship .I will save u ur time and money.This is how the story goes:

Raj(Akshay) loves Kajal(Lara)but never expresses it to her. He goes away to join airforce, meanwhile Kajal falls in love with Karan(Aman Verma). When Raj returns Kajal tells him abt her plans to get married to Karan and so they do. Raj sad :( sings an even more sad song. When marriage is over whatever happens to Raj's bhabhi (maybe she could not bear being bored by Raj's sad songs) she goes and tells Kajal that Raj loves her but too late :(

Life normal for Raj; goes to Europe for air force training. meets Jiya (Priyanka Chopra) who now falls in love with Raj. Follows him to india and starts living at his place as a paying guest where his bhaiya and bhabhi also stay . Bhabhi impressed with the girl, tells Raj to marry her but Raj not impressed. Typical bollywood emotional blackmail from bhabhi and Raj agrees. Couple of love songs between the two. Jiya takes Raj to her house so that he can meet her parents. Now comes the much awaited climax Raj finds that Jiya's bhabhi who is mentally unstable and who has had 3 unsuccessful attempts at suicide is none other than (no prizes for guessing) Kajal. Actually 2 months after her marriage with Karan, they have a plane crash in which Karan dies but she survives and becomes mentally insane (Methinks: Kalmuhi,Karamjali,Nagin shaadi hote hi pati ko kha gayee). Raj tells Jiya that her bhabhi was his best friend since childhood and takes the burden of getting her back to normalcy.Kajal normal and happy that her childhood friend is back, but Jiya now unimpressed and sad.

Though Kajal insists that raj marries jiya but raj cant forget his first love. Jiya more suspicious becomes scheming and plans to marry of her bhabhi to some geek and convinces everyone abt it. More melodrama and then when Kajal is abt to marry the geek aj explodes(though in his mickey mouse voice) and declares that he considers Kajal his ''dharm patni''. Jiya now happy and says this is what she wanted to hear... more melodrama. Kajal marries Raj. The End (Methinks finally!!!!)

Believe me it is worse when u watch it