If Driverless Cars were a reality. Review on Driverless Cars

Meanwhile in a parallel world, where driverless cars are not a dream but a reality(a fictional scenario which can hold true in the future probably), these would probably be the headlines:

• Salman Khan blames Google for hit and run(and not his driver).

  
  




• Uber and Ola have no harassment lawsuits.

  
  




• Tourist taxis come with a virtual guide sans driver.

  
  




• Dancing cars are everywhere on the road.(think PK) Car Wapsi is on the rise because hotels do not allow unmarried couples.

  
  




• Govt. requests automakers to add condom dispensers to their cars as a measure to control population.

  
  




• Owing to less traffic accidents and car sex, population is at an all time high.

  
  




• RIP hit and run, drunk driving and driving while on call. Traffic police is devising new ways to penalize car travellers.

  
  




• Google wins the Grand Prix, Tesla came second. Its no longer about Michael Schumaker or Narain Karthikeyan.

  
  




• I am an 'urban poor'. I have a car but I don't have a girlfriend.

  
  




• Car avenges its owner(Remember Tarzan, The Wonder Car?) - Although, not possible but we can count on blind faith;)

  
  




• Society no longer worries about "Ladki driver k saath bhaag gayi". The taunt does not exist anymore.

  
  




• Commuting becomes safe and easy for the differently-abled.