Would you say the best place to enjoy sea food is one by the sea? Not in most cases. Of course if you are eating at Mahesh Lunch Home, the location doesn't matter.
I was at their Juhu branch for dinner the Thursday before Ganesh Chaturthi. With their legendary popularity in every segment of the eating-out market (hehe!), I though I was being smart enough to call ahead and see if I could make reservations. I was told by the captain that finding a place for two people wouldn't be a problem, especially since it was a Thursday. So off we went, reaching there at 945 pm. What do I see? 15 other people already waiting outside the front door. And I find out that there will be a minimum 20 minute wait.
Now some readers of this review will no doubt tell me that 20 minutes is no pain for a restaurant like Mahesh Lunch Home. And I will agree with them on most days. Not ,however, on a Thursday, which is often a no-fish-no-meat day for several Hindus and which I presume is a slow day for most sea food restaurants. And I will certainly not be happy about this delay when the captain has told me 24 hrs before that finding a place for two people shouldn't be a problem. When someone at a restaurant tells me that, I assume that means finding a place immediately shouldn't be a problem. If you can't find a place for two people immediately, that's not a "shouldn't be a problem" situation, that's a "yes, there will be a problem" situation.
Well, nuff said about that. I found that the captain at least knew exactly how much time it would take for a table to be vacated. And I thought I saw one of the attendants use a PDA to communicate with the kitchen, I am not sure. Anyways, 20 minutes later ( yes I was timing it--I planned to write this review), we were escorted to their partially-covered section upstairs. The seating is quite comfortable there and if you prefer to mull over your mussels while watching traffic go by, you will be delighted. I ended up with my back to the traffic, which wasn't such a bad thing because the view in front of me was much better. At the next table was an Emma Thompson look alike (or was it ET...?) Well, the clipped English accent is always a pleasure and I like ET so I settled down to a evening of pleasure for several of my senses :-D.
And my taste buds and my nose would soon be engulfed by the restaurant's amazing ability to cook up a smorgasbord of sea food (I always wanted to use that word so there). I began with crab soup, which is simply the best I've had in a long time. No contest! My mom ordered, despite my entreaties, the Hot and Sour soup. I still haven't figured out why she began by ordering something any other restaurant also serves. But she tells me it's quite good.
We then discussed the merits and demerits of ordering the surmai dishes versus the ravas dishes versus the pomfret dishes versus the crab dishes for well over 15 minutes, with a brief consultation with the captain. When your primary cuisine is sea food, as the cuisine at my home is, you don't let restaurants get away with recommending the priciest dish on or off the menu or the most popular one. That's for those whose staple non-veg meal is not sea-food. We finally settled on the Tandoori Ravas. Of course, no trip to Mahesh Lunch Home is worth it if you do not order one of their gassis. We decided to go with their flagship Pomfret gassi. And appams to go with them.
So far so good. Actually not. The service was abominably slow. It took them more than 20 minutes to get the two dishes we ordered. And one of them is their signature dish! I would've lost patience much earlier if it hadn't been for the fascinating stories and uproarious laughter at ET's table. I have never so unabashedly eavesdropped on a conversation as I did that day. Fortunately, she was no discrete whisperer so it wasn't so embarassing.
The size of the ravas, when it arrived finally, turned a lot of heads. This is truly a family size meal on its own. The ravas was tandooried just right. This is an amazing preparation. And if it had been a weekend, I would have had the chef come over to discuss the finer points with my mom. The fish itself was well chosen, and cooked to such perfect texture that even the memory is making my mouth water. I was eating in complete silence for several minutes. With that Brit accent in my ears and the taste of that ravas in my mouth, any other reaction would've been noisy.
The gassi arrived smelling the way a great gassi should. And tasted as well as the one my aunt makes. Every morsel, every dip of the appam was a moment to cherish. I think it was another 25 minutes before we finished the last of it.
And we followed that up with another surmai gassi and fried prawns in sauce. And yes, the fish head from the ravas. No, not for us, but for my dad back home, who couldn't make it to the restaurant that day. I simply couldn't let him go without. Again, the l-o-o-n-g wait.
We concluded the evening with a plate each of kulfi, sitafal for me and kesar-pista for mom. Nothing special about those. But the real kulfi on the gassi (the equivalent of icing on the cake) for me that day was the fact that I didn't pay anything for the evening's repast. You see, by virtue of having won a Hindustan Times contest, the entire meal was paid for. Yes, even if there's no such thing as a free lunch, there is such a thing as a free dinner.
Mahesh Lunch Home, Juhu
Next to Juhu Tulipstar Hotel (formerly The Juhu Centaur)
Times: 1230 pm through 4 pm; 830 pm through midnight
Reservation strongly recommended
Meal for two: Rs 600-700 w/o liquor.
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