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Koi hai... who liked it? who will see it again?
Jul 24, 2003 03:23 PM3634 Views

When the movie was released in the theatres, the director was asking...


Koi Hai..?


...who liked this movie?


...who saw it fully?


...who will dare to see it again?


It is a shame and scam in the name of any kind of a thriller or horror movie... None of the actors have really acted. SOme just maintain a stony face.


The story line sucks big time. The acting makes it even worse. I think the producers and the the director did this movie as some kind of an experiment on the unsuspecting public.


The movie abuses even someone who has no IQ. It is that bad.


Horrible movie. Don't see it even if you have nothing else to do. Really.


Shhh….Koi Nahi Hai…
Jul 06, 2003 07:01 AM5268 Views

Ok…well I never wanted to see this movie…but my friend tricked me into it.


She had send it and told me that it’s the best movie ever…. And I watched it. (oh Don’t worry – I beat the hell out of her –hehe! )


U know she deserved it by making me watch this movie!


So the question on your mind is what’s this movie about? Kaun hai yaha?


Movie is supposedly called “A suspense horror thriller”


Let me tell you right now, There is no suspense, no horror…thriller..huh? what? No!


Movie is about a couple (a Guy & a Gal)


Guy is having an affair with Liza, a dancer. She warns him that he needs to divorce or get rid of his wife or she’ll go tell her about the affair. Guy is frightened that the wife will take all her money with her..when she’ll find out about the affair.


One fine Night,Guy plans to kill his wife…only after making love to her. But oh not so lucky Guy, gets disturb by the barking dog and (get ready to laugh) Roop Kumar Rathor’s Gazal.


What the Guy doesn’t know is that girl is also trying to kill him cause she already knows about the affair.


::So now you have Two People under one roof, who both want to kill each other::


Do you want me to tell you who dies…?


Or if they die or not?


Or Both die and who is killing them?


Ok I won’t but you are free to ask me if you want me to spoil the stupid ending.


::..::Evaluation Time::..::


ACTING ::.*.:: Overacting by all the actors involved in this movie


Aman Verma ::..:: I don’t know why some people think that he is a brilliant TV actor…while I find his acting to be the worst of its kind. He is too dramatic. He over reacts to every single scence…his crying actually makes me wanna laugh! (haha!)


Rinku Ghosh ::..:: She Is not pretty, she is not talented, she is nothing! Who even thought of casting her. “Ish!” She is awful to watch…I couldn’t understand a word that woman said.


Sweta Menon::..:: She only has one item number and one scene. No comments on her!


Mr. & Mrs. Roop Kumar Rathod: Make a cameo in this movie. And also sing a gazal.


Technical ::.*.:: Direction is bad – its all dark. Unable to see anything clearly. There are like 3 songs (all bad)


This is a movie you call a “C” Grade movie.


Which you should never be caught watching!


Movie’s motto is “Bachkei Kaha Jaogei”


So now my job is done Warning You!


.::Don’t watch this movie unless you are dared by somebody or somebody tricks you ::.


Urs Truly,


Bhumi


“KoShiSh”


This is a review for the movie 'Koi Hai' (2003)
Jun 28, 2003 07:27 PM6757 Views

There is no review for this new movie so I just decided to put it in Koi Mil Gaya section but this is really a review of Koi Hai. Koi Hai features Miss India 2003 announcer/tv star Aman Verma, Rinku Ghosh (Another tv girl), Shweta Menon (Miss India-Asia Pacific 94' and a model and a dancer and an actress and a whatever).


Raj (Aman Varma) is married to Shefali (Rinku Ghosh), but he has a mistress: Lisa (Shweta Menon). Oh, how he loves Lisa! Poor Shefali sits at home and wonders wear her husband is (At some giant bungalow in the middle of nowhere where she enjoys drinking and swimming in the middle of the night, OF course!), but Raj starts the movie with an ultimatum from Lisa, and he invites her to move in the next day, as his Mrs. Raj.


Raj decides that if he wants the best of both worlds, then he must get rid of Shefali. You see, Raj's father left all of his wealth in Shefali's name because he thought Raj was nuts. (Gosh, why would he think that?) As Raj explains to us, 'The crazy need love, too!!!' He can not divorce Shefali, because he wants all her money, but he can not live without Lisa! So he hires a hit man to kill Shefali that night, and as he hears her scream and comes back in, he finds that his hit man has been killed. Shefali claims that she did not do it - she just found him like that. As the story becomes more glorious, we overhear Shefali thinking to herself 'You must kill Raj, otherwise he will kill you!'


Of course, Raj is wondering what to do. He tries to suffocate her with a pillow, electrocute her, strangle her, and so forth, but she just WON'T die! Then we are introduced to Shefali's hired gunman. Raj fights with him in the dark and he ends up dead as well. The two are on edge in front of each other at this point, until...Voila! Roop Kumar and Sonali Rathod, two singers, come to the door and claim their car broke down because of the bad weather. (It is clear out, but who knows). Of course, they sit down for five minutes to sing a song where Raj and Shefali remember their greatest moments together. Then they leave, and we see some more horrible dialogues, where they declare their love for one another. In 2 minutes, Shefali comes dressed as a bride, with mehndi and all, to relive those moments. Raj catches a glimpse of Lisa's photo and decides he will ALLOW Shefali to enjoy him one more time before killing her. ('You are going to have to die, Shefali. You are the thorn separating me and Lisa!')


At this point, you wonder whether they should kill each other or you just want to kill yourself. I won't reveal the ending, but it gets more ridiculous than this.


The songs pop up out of nowhere and are as disgusting as possible. The acting reaches an all-time low. The dialogues are all done in some awful, awful attempt at poetry. I watched this by accident, needless to say, and had my handy finger on the fast-forward button through most of it.


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