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Posted Jan 23, 2014 | General | 919 Views   (Updated Jan 23, 2014 12:16 PM)

CATTIE'S TITBITS BLOG SALAD (Part 12)

Another day in the life of Cattie. What better, than to make it special by writing a Blog! Seriously, this sickness of mine has expended all my Enthusiasm in Life. Constantly running for diagnosis, then to the Docs, then to Hospital, then the... Another day in the life of Cattie. What better, than to make it special by writing a Blog! Seriously, this sickness of mine has expended all my Enthusiasm in Life. Constantly running for diagnosis, then to the Docs, then to Hospital, then the hateful tablets. And when you end up in the same status quo, how enraged would you feel? Now come what may, I’m not going to bother anymore. Let the fluid gather in the lung, or let the pains start. Cattie’s just gonna Live Life Kingsize(as SRK says), and ignore the small stones on the road. Bang Bang! What will I gain by undergoing operation after operation? Maybe a few years longer to live? But it’s also a few lacs lesser to live with and a whole lot of pains and problems to undergo. So why do it? “Live With IT”. When its time for me, to say “Alvida”, I’ll go gracefully. Why struggle and fight against Life? With Mediclaim now, every hospital has its own “Mediclaim Dept”, to “help its patients”. The nurses and doctors are so concerned with the paperwork, more than their treatments. Looks like Mediclaim has not only benefitted the common man, but is also making doctors and hospitals more richer. Think about it. Bollywood movies are desperately trying to cross the benchmark of 100 Cr. No one’s bothered, what the movie conveys to the common man. But yes, we did learn some great one liners, “Never Under-Estimate the Power of a Common Man”. Somehow I love this sentence and also the man who said it, my SRK. If you do watch TV, try catching “Sleeping with the Enemy” starring Julia Roberts. I must put up a gadget in my car for watching movies. I have such a talkative driver, he yaks and yaks(just like his madam perhaps!) and sometimes, I have to turn the Fm on real loud, to stop his chatter. This month the “End of Season Sales” really hit all Malls in a big way. People were seen pushing each other to get the “lucky available piece at drop jaw prices”. Well not to mention, that a particular “cat” was seen is most of the sales shops! hehhehhehhehehehhe! One thing did U guys realize? Everyone is advertising to “Shop Shop and Shop”. But 2 Sites are totally different. “OLX and Quikr”. They tell you seriously “Sell off all the Unwanted Stuff in your house(which we bought shopping BTW) and get money”. QUIKR.Com par Bhej Dhalo. Crazy World. Starbucks are opening up in a big way, at every Mall or every “round the corner”. But if you happen to go to the crowded outlets, you never enjoy it. Try the outlet which is starving for a customer and then walk in like a royal Cat and see the preferential treatment that you get there. Don’t say I didn’t tell U so! hehehhehehe!. Talking of coffee, I had gone “sale shopping” to the mall and my driver gets very fidgety if I keep him waiting too long. Since I knew I wud be in Westside for a long time, I told him to shut up and sit down at the coffee shop on the ground floor and ordered a Cappuccino for him and then vanished into Westside. On the way back home, he was grumbling about the coffee and I asked him what the issue was. He said(in hindi) “What Madam, you gave me a coffee costing Rs 150/- and simply wasted your money on it. What did they do? They gave me a big cup with coffee in it and put some Leaf Design on top of my coffee. What I’m going to do with that leaf design? Hardly had I mixed my coffee and the leaf design disappeared and I drank it and the leaf went inside my stomach”. I was ROFL! BTW, I must tell U guys that my Driver cooks the best ‘mutton kheema’. He usually loves cooking and bringing along dabbas to my house on weekends. The kheema is ‘Out of this World’! If only, I could buy him a hotel and give him! But I don’t wanna lose a good driver. Hehhehehhehehhehe! I just luv the printed leggings and jeggings that’s hit the stores, especially Online ones. The patterns are awesome, though I wonder why some gurls are not experimenting with the new patterned leggings. I go crazy buying the various patterns and mixed colors and teaming them up with the correct color combination kurtis is exciting. My GF’s in office say that I am crazy in fashion dressing, cause I wear clothes, that they are too terrified to wear, lest it does’nt suit them. They say “All clothes and fashions looks good on Cattie”, but that’s because I experiment and carry it off well. Isn’t it? hehehhehehehhee! Next new thing hitting Fashion lines are Bling Jewellery. I just love them. Especially bracelets and bangles. And rings, my latest craze. What I hate most is those high Credit Card bills! This Diwali, I gifted all my Gurlies in office, a pair of anklets for Diwali and I had the most fun, walking around, with the ching ching noises. There’s this ‘Duh’ guy in our office, whose nose is always buried in work.(I hate people who don’t enjoy their lives) So I went up to him and tapped my feet on the floor, in front of him, making the ching ching noise, and said “Hey Rams, look what I’m wearing”. He turned, looked down at my feet and said “Oh!, U bought a new pair of shoes huh?”. Everyone LOLed and I screeched at him for not noticing my pretty anklets! Guys! Uff! So who watched Big Boss 7. I guess entire India did? Cattie did. Seriously, every single day, I was glued to the screen, watching them fight and love and fight again. This season was real fun. I enjoyed Andy and Armaan’s madness. Then wildcard entry Ahjas added lots of spice. It was fun watch him romance Gauhar Khan and then poke between her and his stupid beau. She surely deserves better than that weirdo Kushal! She’s so talented, seriously, some good director should put her in some meaty roles! The other day, I wanted to order some flowers and cake for one of my Mom’s friends in Bangalore. So I went online for sites in Bangalore and discovered this Bakery called “Amma’s Cakes”. I ordered from a site selling them and Aunty smsed me back saying that I was so sweet to pick “Amma’s Cakes” for her Birthday and she was full of praises for its superb taste. So U Bangalore guys or anyone going to Bangalore, do stop at “Amma’s Cakes” and have a bite for me please! hehhehhehhehhehehehe! Being an Anglo-Indian, I sort of like speaking and writing “Full Spellings” and hate these sms short forms. I feel its spoiling everyone’s spellings. What about the kids in school. Imagine, the must be spelling “Awesome as Ossam” and “Superb as Souperb”. Why all this crap? Short Forms like “Pic, LOL” are Ok, but why change the spelling of a good word? What do you think? Then there are more outrageous things like calling your butt a “Tooh” as in movie ‘Gori Tere Pyaar Mein’! Talking of movies, have you guys seen ‘Shudh Desi Romance’? Seriously, that movie has not got an inch of ‘Desi Romance’, its more like ‘Modern Western Romance’! That film actually propagates “Live In Relationships”. They show you a love story where two youngsters are in love, but just cannot seem to ‘Tie the Knot’. And poor Rishi Kapoor is perpetually trying to keep up the ‘Marriage Spirit’. So throughout the film, they show the gurl and guy, running away from the marriage pandal and yet, listen to this, ‘They Live Together’. Finally at the end of the film, they both ‘realise’ that its silly to force themselves into commitments, so why be unhappy? So they “Continue Living Together”(Sans Marriage)! Seriously, what’s going to happen to these college kids later on? Whatever, I have a major objection here. Why the hell, did they not have this “Live in Sans Marriage” Concept, when I was in my 20’s? Atleast I could have had “Live In Relationships” with Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, Ashton Kutcher(I Luv him) and Ranbir Kapoor. Who watches “Two and a Half Men”, with Wowie Ashton Kutcher. Well, I know this Cat dreams a lot, but atleast I cud have had a ‘Live In’ with my Bengali BF! hehehheheheehehhehehhhehe! Well, I’m running out of time. Got to ‘Chat’. Smile and Watch “Comedy Nights with Kapil, every weekends, at 10 p.m., on Colors, Its too Gud and True also!. Love Cattie Read More
Posted Oct 24, 2013 | General | 1025 Views   (Updated Oct 24, 2013 01:11 PM)

MY WAR WITH SICKNESS.

I used to proudly boast to people, that I am so strong that I do not even get a cough or cold or fever. So while I’d see all my friends sneezing or coughing around me, or friends, huddled up at home with fever, not being able to come out for movi... I used to proudly boast to people, that I am so strong that I do not even get a cough or cold or fever. So while I’d see all my friends sneezing or coughing around me, or friends, huddled up at home with fever, not being able to come out for movies, I used to get irritated and wonder why others get sick and I don’t !! But this wonder of my life, changed soon, since the start of this year, when I developed cyst in my ovaries which were on verge of becoming cancerous and the doctor frightened me so badly and insisted I remove my ovaries, to save me. Little did I know, then that these modern doctors were “Target Oriented” and hospitals give them huge commissions for every operation they perform. Besides this, with the growing mediclaim policies, hospitals charge more than normal bills. So starting January, I got admitted in a gynac nursing home for this cysts removal operation. Some new lazer operations was suggested to us and we were told in rosy words, “why get your sexy tummy cut and have a scar mark, when the same can be done by laproscopy through navel insertion ?”. So we fell for the “cosmetic joke”, like everybody else. The day dawned for that ill-fated operation and I was quite happy prancing about in the hospital room, fully convinced by the pep talk of doctor and nurses, that it was a very easy operation, no pain, quick recovery, back to office in 2 weeks. Little did I know, what horrendous ordeal I would go through for the next 9 months, due to this operation. Everything went well for the next 10 days, since I was on pain-killers and did not notice the pricking pain, all inside. Then I was discharged and except for the walking about pains, I was quite happy lying in bed, getting attended to, by mom. Doc told me that I should rest for 1 and a half month and then I could resume office. This laproscopy did surely not give major tummy scares, but I noticed my sexy tummy has acquired a funny shape !! It had sort of shifted to the leftside !! Mom advised me not to go clawing the doctor for this shape-mishape and learn to live with it. But she did’nt understand, how am I going to wear my saree for diwali with my misshaped midriff ? So two days before getting ready to resume office, I was walking around slowly, getting my office stuff ready and I slightly bent down and pulled out my shoes. Then I went and sat back on the bed, watching TV. Suddenly I felt wet and hot !! (Hey, don’t get dirty ideas!!). Turning around, I saw that I was bleeding profusely on the bed. I almost jumped out of my skin in fright. I ran into the bathroom, screaming for mom. I could not believe, it was like a tap, gushing out blood from me. Mom was phoning the maid to come, I was phoning the driver and both damn phones were coolly engaged!! Thankfully my hubby who was out nearby, picked up his phone and told mom to keep me ready, till he got a rickshaw and came. So wrapping huge diapers and two bedsheets around me, we ran out to the waiting rick. I was almost woozy, with fear. Thankfully, my doctor was available even though it was a Saturday and they rushed me to the labor room. OMG !! there were about 3 women there already in line for delivery, with nurses attending to them. I entered and everyone, forgot their pain and jumped up on beds looking at me. The nurses, all left their other jobs and came rushing to my side, as I was again soaked on blood and they had to remove everything and again pad me up again to soak up the in full swing blood. I could hear my mother crying somewhere near and I was slowly losing consciousness, I felt. Then I heard the doctor come in and tap my face repeatedly. I heard him telling the resident doctors that one of the inside stitches had snaped and some blood vessil also was ruptured. I managed to open my eyes and with whatever energy I had left I screamed at him saying “Doctor, I will sue you, if anything happens to me”. After that I could only feel myself being moved around and taken to the OT, needles began pricking me and soon, I was out. I woke up later, feeling weak and nauseous. I saw the ivy on and blood bags running. I was told that I had lost a lot of blood and this was the fifth bag of blood, I was given. Doctors and nurses were in an out checking on me. Frankly, this was the first time, I saw absolute fear in the doctor’s eyes. Poor guy, was real scared of what would happen to me, I was told, after I had yelled at him and my full family also had blasted him. Nurses had told us, that he had not secured the stitches properly after the first operation as it is very unlikely that a inner stitch or a blood vessil should break, after one and a half months bed rest. Again after 10 days, I was discharged and this time told to take 3 months bed rest. I was so shaken up and terrified, that I barely moved about during this period of bed rest, lest no similar incident should take place. It was during this period, that I started observing, that I could hardly move about, without feeling very tired or having difficulty in breathing if I talk more than two minutes also. Even if I had a bath, I would come out, breathing heavily and rush to the bed to rest myself. I went to meet my gynac about this tiredness and pain in the back especially and he ruled it down to gas and acidity. I was put on tons of gelusil and asked to drink lots of cold milk and cold buttermilk. But there was no relief and my condition worsened. People also started telling me that everything was in my head and I shold just complete my ‘bed rest period’ and get back to the office atmosphere and I would be my normal self again. So I joined office back in May and felt good about it. But I found that even doing a little stressful job, would make me breathless. Or if I yaked too much with my pals, I would get breathless. The pain in my back upper part was poky and I really could not take it anymore. So I marched into a Gastroenterologist clinic and explained my woes to him. He listened carefully to my long explanations and then asked me to walk across to the x-ray cabin next door and get a chest x-ray done immediately and come back to him. I did that and the technician who printed the plate and gave me, looked at me with utter awe and asked me to rush back to doctor’s clinic. I looked at the x-ray and saw the most odd looking pair of lungs printed there, the left lung was full and dark black and the right lung just showed about two or three ribs and the rest was snow white downwards. I wondered what this was and though may be there’s a whole lot of gas up there. I went back to the good old gastroenterologist doctor to show him the plates. He firstly ‘gasped’ on seeing it, then he took down a paper and jotted down some reference to another doctor and told me that I have to immediately go to the referred doctor and do a ‘drainage procedure’. It was about 8.30 at nite and I was reluctant to go at this time, to another doctor. But then he explained to me that I had water filled in my right lung and that was causing the ‘breathlessness’, so I had to instantly, get the fluid removed, or breathing would become further restricted for me. I was really confused and could not somehow believe all this nonsense, so I went home and just forgot everything and decided to think next morning on what to do. My hubby went on tour the next day and I had only my maid and driver to accompany me, if needed. My mum was away with some of my relations in Bangalore. So taking my driver, I went off to see my family physician and showed him the x-ray and told him what happened. He too nearly jumped off his chair, when he saw the x-ray and asked me to go to the nearby hospital and get admitted immediately. He then told me that I was having TB. I was terrified now and shivering. The nearest hospital, when he recommended me to, was a smallish hospital, but the doctor there was known to my physician. There was a huge flight of steps to walk and by the time I reached the reception, with my driver in tow, I was totally out of breath and maybe my face was pale with lack of oxygen or so, the receptionist and nurses, rushed me onto the consulting bed and laid me down. After a while I got my breath back and by that time, my doctor had spoken to this hospital doctor and he came rushing in and gave orders for me to be put in the ICU and put on oxygen pipe immediately. My driver was looking more scared than me and I thought he would burst out crying, so I told him to go back home and get our maid and come. I was quite amused with the oxygen mask and all and my nottiness was still active, so would you believe, I called one of the nurses and giving her my E7, I asked her to click a snap of me sitting on the ICU bed with that oxygen mask on my mouth and nose. It looked so cutey !! I was getting ready to post the pic on my FB for my buddies to see, when the nurse came and reprimanded me for the mobile chats. So I lay there waiting for someone to come. After investigation, they told me, I had contacted TB from the earlier hospital, maybe with the hurried, blood transfusion given to me, as they had seen from the reports. Finally, in the evening, everyone came and doctor was shouting out instructions to get ready for “the procedure”. First time I had heard, medical language using words like “procedure”. Some new fad maybe, anyway I was curious to know what it was about. By late evening, I was made ready by the nurses and I had to expose my back, and face the wall, hugging onto a huge pillow. The upper back portion of mine was being cleaned and then I got that scary feeling that they were going to “poke me” in the back. I started warning everyone around me, not to hurt me, or I would yell out loudly and run away. But everyone laughed and told me, its just a small prick. Then they gave me a real painful anaesthesia and quickly I felt some needle entering my skin at the back. There was some suction feeling and I was asked to sit still and not move. The doctor started chatting with me about my work and hobbies and stuff. I hate these damn doctor’s interviews, they do it very cunningly to divert ur mind from their painful pokes!! After about half an hour, I started feeling a strain and crazy pain in my chest and throat and shouted for help. Immediately, the needle was removed from my back and some bandage was applied and I was asked to lie down. My back ached but suddenly I felt a lot more free in my breathing. As if a whole load was cleared from my chest. Then the nurses showed me two bisleri bottles filled with a hazy yellowish liquid and told me that they had removed this from my right lung. I was aghast, looking at that. What rubbish, such a lot of fluid was in my lung. Doctor came and then and explained to me, that this was called “Pleurisy of lung”, which is a type of TB. He explained it was not contagious kind and it was only a very painful type of sickness. And this “Procedure” was called “Drainage”. (//www.youtube.com/watch?v=noDxydboLrA&list=TL12thPvA7yzumixOboY1_mT_uhXZPEBDI) As I lay down and slept peacefully, little did I know, that I would have to undergo nearly 15 Drainages over the next 4 months. Yes, Guys, this is what I am not struggling to get rid of. The infection was so bad, that after doing a “Drainage” on one Saturday, I would have to repeat the “Drainage” again, the next Saturday, as the fluid would fill up so soon and I would become breathless. Once the doctor got so tensed with my multiple drainages that he had me admitted and they did some other procedure of inserting a fiber tube inside my back, pushing it all the way to my lung. This pipe was attached to a drainage bag (similar to the urine drainage pipe and bag), and I had to keep that inside my back for 5 days. It was so superbly painful, I was given painkiller injections every 2 to 4 hours. Gawd, have I gone through massive pain with this crazy “Pleurisy” !! I am on strong TB medication now. But the fluid in my right lung, still stands a little more than half lung covered. Doctors say that the medicines will dry up the fluid as I am cured now and the infection is almost gone. But the fluid has to also go. But now the fluid has become sticky and hardish inside, so no more ‘drainages’ will help. So Doctors are planning to have me admitted in hospital again next month and this time, they want to do a ‘Lung Surgery’ called Thoracoscopic Decortication. (//www.ctsnet.org/sections/clinicalresources/thoracic/expert_tech-33). I specifically asked Doctors to wait and let me enjoy Diwali and then I shall get admitted and do this horrible surgery. So guys, pray for your Cattie. I’ll be out of gear, for a month or so. I just hope and pray to God, that I am Fit and Fat by Christmas this year. Then we can all have a Blast for New Year. Waiting for this year 2013 to pass soon, its been worst for me. So, C Ya All Guys, Take Care. And keep our MS Good and Happy Atmosphere always. There absolutely no use in having fights and enemies. Life is too damn Sweet and Short and this you will realise when you are lying sick and scared, then all you want to do, is GET UP AND DANCE WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND ENJOY LIFE. SO DO THAT NOW. Regards Cattie - The Cat with One Life Left Read More
Posted Sep 11, 2013 | General | 1082 Views   

CATTIE'S TITBITS BLOG SALAD ( Part 11 )

Guess what Guys, I’ve learnt a lot, since my time-off from MS. Just dying to share it with U all…….Well, almost died in the process of learning……hehehehhehe, Jokes Apart !! This year has really been some bad luck for me, God Help me ! I surviv... Guess what Guys, I’ve learnt a lot, since my time-off from MS. Just dying to share it with U all…….Well, almost died in the process of learning……hehehehhehe, Jokes Apart !! This year has really been some bad luck for me, God Help me ! I survived almost 6 hospital In-Outs !! Finally the Doctors, “threw me out”, as they just could not keep my ‘Yakkity Mouth, Shut’ !!.....hehehehehe !!!!! Then I was upto all the mischief on the Online Shopping Sites….Gawd, the numbers and numbers of Sites, that we have now !!!!!!!!! Zippie….Zoom…..Zoom!! But tell ya, the ‘Quality’ that you get on these Sites, are just too bad !! They show U all the clothes in ‘bright camera lights’ and on ‘sexy models’, but when U get them at home and look at them, its ‘sheer filmsy, worth one forth the price you paid’, stuff !! Much better to walk into Malls and ‘pick your pick’ from there !! But its Real Fun, Shopping Online, for those of U, who have’nt ‘dared to do it’, till now…….Login and Go………..Into that Online Shops and Experience the Fun and Magic of Shopping with Eyes on ur Screens !! hehheheeehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cattie Recommends it for Anyone Bored and Lazy !! hehehehhehehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, how about Movies ?? Sexy Cutie Ranbir Kapoor, is quite a crowd puller……..He’s too Yummy !! after ‘Yeh Jaawani…’, Did U guys see that movie 100 times atleast ?? OMG !! Dat Blockbuster song, “Badtameez Dil”………..can Rock anyone (even in his grave) !! hehhehhehehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!!! And another………..”Fevicol”, of my dearest Kareena……….Heard she’s with the “Baby Bump” now !! Hey Saifu !! U sure are going to have one Cutey Baby soon !! My newest TV Serial Blockbuster, “Comedy Nights with Kapil” !!!!!!!! OMG !!!!!!!! You can ROFL and Rock and Roll all the way through a Chennai Express, just watching his show on TV (Saturday-Sunday, 10 to 11). Cattie Loves U, Kapil !!!!!!!!!!!!!!. For all of you, who has not yet seen his show, U Better get to your remote on your weekend and “Watch It”, if U wanna be my Buddy !! hehehhehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Office front…………been attending lottsa seminars on ‘Clouds’ and ‘Clouds’ and really guys, except for those royal buffets out there, its like ‘sleeping on the clouds’ in the seminars !!!! hehehehhehehhehe!!!!!!!!!!! Foodies !! So whatz the latest in town ? The Cooking shows are getting boring, but our Food Bars are still Hot as Spice anywhere U go. Coffees and Iced-teas!! U know the ‘Best Iced Tea’ ?? Try the ‘Black Currant’ one…………Its Yummy !! From Pizza to Pasta to Momos, its getting a bit boring, don’t U think ? Wonder when they are going to start some Japanese Food, U know…..Those Fried Insects inside spring rolls !!!!!!!!!! hehhehehhehehe!!!!!!!!!!! Anyhow, our youngsters are too busy ‘Romancing or Fighting’ at Eateries, so what do they know, what’s going down their mouths ?? hehehhehehhehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gawd the way, these little Gurls ‘fight with their little Guys’, these days !!!!! I feel so bad yaar, for all those young BFs of today’s college generation !! Girls are really ‘Controlling’ and doing it ‘very damn well’, I must say !! I often see, the girlies, yelling away on their fones at their BFs…..and pity the poor guy at the receiving end !! Infact, Gurls are the personification of Gifts, these days !! U want a GF, U better be able to buy her a Gift !! Or forget it, Dude, she’ll just walk off, to another BF !! Watta World, we have Today, huh ?? Hey, I’m so happy that those ‘Delhi Rapists’, are getting the Iron Rods on their heads soon, Whatz Sayz Guys ?? Its High Time, those ‘Badtameez’ Log, are Punished Severely for what despicable crime they committed. But mere death sentence alone is not sufficient for such unspeakable crimes !! What Say Guys ?? The Real Punishment for such is for Law and Society is, “To Do to Them, The Very Same Thing, They Did to The poor females”……”Rape Them in Open Society”……………..the same way !! “That” will Put an End to Rapists, All Over the World !! Cattie Strongly recommends this for Rapists !! Guess, we are seeing a lot of Ads on MS, Good for MS, it really Spices up the Site, with the Tempting Shopping Sites, crying out to U, to Login and Shop and Spend ur hard earned money !! hehehehehehhehe!!!!!!!!!!! Did you Guys, see that new TV Ad ? About some bank robbery, where all the ladies are tied up by the robbers and then ‘The Courier’ comes…………with loads of parcel deliveries for the ladies…………and they all break free and rush to get their Parcels…………and Hey !!...............the robbers are smashed under their pretty shoes !!!!!!!!!! hehehehhehehe!!!!!!!!!!! Just Like Cattie would do !!!!!!!!!!!!! So then, C Ya All, soon, with some more Masala and Limboozzz !!!!!!!! Till Then Enjoy Mouthshut.Com every day. You get everything down here, to keep U Jazzed Up !! Love Cattie, Ur Cat Always !! Read More
Posted Oct 05, 2012 | General | 1191 Views   (Updated Oct 05, 2012 04:15 PM)

CATTIE'S TITBITS BLOG SALAD ( Part 10 )

Hey Guys !! What is happening to dis crazy little world of ours ?? We seem to be real ‘Moving On’, in all directions. Suddenly there seems to be ‘No Time’ !! where has precious ‘Time’ gone ?? Everyone is ‘busy’ ?? Well I can s... Hey Guys !! What is happening to dis crazy little world of ours ?? We seem to be real ‘Moving On’, in all directions. Suddenly there seems to be ‘No Time’ !! where has precious ‘Time’ gone ?? Everyone is ‘busy’ ?? Well I can say I am truly busy !! Either at Office or on Net !! But wait !!, I have not had the time to visit my 2 Fav Sites since ages now…..But I can’t help it !!!!!!!!! U see, the minute I Login into my E-Mail, I am somehow ‘hypnotised’ by some ‘Online Shopping Site’ advertisement, whose ‘clever links’, ensure that I get lost in ‘their Space’. Or even if I visit FB or MS, there are Ads all over the place………..& how do U guys expect dis poor, “tired of shopping” Cat, to do anything else on the Net ?? Gawd, all I can think of nowadays is Online Shopping !! Did U see that ‘Jabong Ad’, where the doorbell rings & the courier man is standing with ‘Jabong Courier Boxes’ & the gurl screams with excitement, seeing her shopping parcels, delivered to her doorstep. BSF, when my family sees this Ad, everyone chorus the same line “There’s Our Cattie” . Well, here’s some real dishy woki dokki things I observed & wanna share with U guys, hope U’ll enjoy it. Guys & Gurls & Gays, the latest trend in our society today. Its real difficult to make out whose who !! I noticed the college gurlies have this new style of carrying their backpacks (not back) but on the front, while getting into trains or walking (Well protecting their B…., Maybe !!). I once passed by a dude wearing his college bag the same way, Front !! Now tell me, “What was he trying to protect ??.....” . Well ‘Top’ is not significant, so I followed the bag, all the way down, till the bottom….& hey, I got it !! The bag ended somewhere below his jeans belt !! Now Dat’s It !! hehe!! The era of multi-tasking has firmly set into our way of life, hats off to those Mgmt people who multi task home & office, business & pleasure all at the same time !! U know, I was wondering about when “ The First Multi-Tasking’, started in dis planet. And guess wat’s the answer ?? Man First Started Multi-Tasking, when ‘he’ took to reading his morning newspaper on his ‘commode’. !! Howz Dat !! hehe!! Whose got better answers, pls share it here in the remarks!! From the horde of movies, I quite like ‘Vicky Donor’. Hehe!! Wish I was a Guy !! hehe!! U Guys have all the Luck yaar !! Wat a Cool Easy Way to Earn Money….sell ur sperms at sperm banks !! Wat a flabbergast idea, the director of dat moview sold to the College Dudes !! hehe!! Barfi was real good yaar !! Ranbir is so cool in the dumb & deaf roles, he should continue with the same!! Piggy Chops (PC) was at her Beauty Best in her role, Luved Her !! On the TV, my fav serial still continues to be “Two and a Half Men” on Star World HD. Uuuff, they are too damn gud yaar, U ROFL for sure !!. A new one’s just hit the screen, “2 Broke Girls”, Ooohhh !! So Good Yaar !! Honestly instead of seeing those crapy emotional soaps that Ektha dishes out, watch these two serials on Star World. The cheeszy Max Darling & her BFF Caroline, it’s a Must Watch, if U come home from office, ‘badly stressed’. These 2 really de-stress U & get U ready for a real gud night sleep !! hehe!! With petrol prices hiking & no place to park (no place to drive…very soon!!), people are hitting Rickshaw stands a lot in Mumbai. The most lengthiest queues are in the suburbs, where you don’t have the cab. And you have that same old gang of beggars, each standing at their own ‘space’ & everyone in queue have their earphones plugged in, like, no one’s bothered about the time !! As long as they 're ‘chatting’ !!. I was thinking, instead of these rickshaw stand beggars, just plain chanting their regular lines, why not they form a sort of a ‘band’ or ‘entertainment group’ & provide some entertainment to the hundreds of people standing in rickshaw queues ?? Seriously !! they would not only, help provide some cool entertainment, but wud also earn much more coins than what they get now !! Wat Say Guys ?? Cattie Always has some Gud Ideas !! T-Shirts are getting funnier !! A saw a gurl with a heavy rack, wearing a T-Shirt which said “COMING SOON” !! OMG !! Wanted to go upto her & say “Hey Babe, that T-Shirt, U got on is for the little babes just into their ‘teenage years’! Talking about T-Shirts, the shopping web-sites are stacked with T-shirts, every person out there is selling their brands of T-Shirts !! * I have a Suggestion here to make to our dear “Mouthshut.com”.** Hey MS Support, how about having “Mouthshut” Brand T-Shirts sold on InkFruit & Myntra ?? Come On Guys, lets have a “Slogan Contest”, on MS & invite ‘Catchy Slogans’ for our wonderful MS Site. And then our CEO, can get them printed onto Tees & sell them on the popular T-Shirt Sites. Well if “Being Human” can become a Brand Name, why not “MouthShut.Com”. (Hey, Guys, if dis Idea “Sells”, make Cattie your Brand Ambassador !!) hehe!! Love Cattie Read More
Posted Jul 02, 2012 | General | 1153 Views   

CATTIE'S TITBITS BLOG SALAD ( Part 9 )

Hiya !! All my Buddy MSians !! Dis Cat has been away for quite a long time, thanks to that Sweet & Sour Bong Boss of mine, who had me chained, to the office table, for 2 and half months, holding that ‘Carrot’ infront of my eyes, so th... Hiya !! All my Buddy MSians !! Dis Cat has been away for quite a long time, thanks to that Sweet & Sour Bong Boss of mine, who had me chained, to the office table, for 2 and half months, holding that ‘Carrot’ infront of my eyes, so that I don’t claw him with my sharp cat paws !! Hardly the work was completed and I was ‘Packed Off’, to Shimla to attend some Seminar of some Company. Actually it was a sort of ‘Free Holiday’, to relax and ‘Unwind’. So one full week, touring Delhi, Gurgaon, Noida, Shimla and Chandigarh (my heart city). How I missed my Net, my MS, the M2M’s, the Blogs, the Polls, the chatter and all that matters !! Oh Thank Gawd , I’m free now, to Blog and Comment. Since I have so many things bursting inside me, let me first Blog it ‘All’, on MS and then I’ll come Visiting my MS Buddies. The most hilarious part of Shimla was our Training Workshop, I attended in Shimla. One of the speakers, supposedly a G.M. in a big Govt Organisation was giving us a lecture on ‘Risk Management’. But he just could not pronounce ‘Risk’ and said it as “RICK”. And he went on and on blabbering the word ‘RICK Management’ and boring our brains out of our heads !! I sat on the last row of chairs, noting down all his funny pronunciations and since I could not giggle, my face had a huge smile on it. Suddenly, he called me, “Madam…Madam”…I jerked up and pretended to be very interested in what he was saying. He asked me “So in your Company, what steps to you take prevent Hoking ?”. I jumped out of my skin !! ‘Hoking’ ?? Then someone whispered to me ‘Hacking’……So I said “Yes Sir, we have a robust firewall and our data centre is fully secure”. He then said, “Do U take backups on the Hard Dick?”…Now ‘Dick’ is some word, I did hear somewhere….where was Dat…..?? Too many words all mixed up and I really had a tough time, putting them all back into sensible stuff. Guess wat I saw on ‘Kingfisher Airlines’ !! I came back from Chandigarh by a Kingfisher flight and I’ve always admired the lovely red outfits of the Hostesses. But Believe me Guys !! I was so shocked seeing them, that I lost my appetite for their flight dinner !! The Gurls were pretty as usual, But…FAT !! Yeah !! Fat like Vijay Mallaya himself !! Their earlier neat white shirts were all tasseled up and almost bursting. One Hostess won the ‘Worst Dressed’ award, as she indifferently trotted about in her tight short red skirt, which was torn at the side, petticoat showing below the skirt and shoes worn out at the toes !! Another thing strange was all the gurls had their hair in open knots, usually flight hostesses are supposed to have their hair tied up and pined down, but our Kingfisher gurls were probably having a ‘Hair Down’ day !! There was only one male hostess and he too took the cake, wearing a shirt so tight, that I cud clearly see his muscles bursting out through his sleeves !! “ Dear Vijay Mallaya, if you can’t afford to have your flight hostesses dressed properly, please collect some donations, at the IPL Cricket matches, but please save us, this eye sore plight on your flights !! Enjoyed the Litchies at Chandigarh….Mmmm!! Awesome !! Sweet like sugar and red like Kingfisher!! Hehe !! I’m crazy over Litchies and bought 5 kilos which was remaining in one cart, while going to the airport. I don’t know much about the benefits of Litchies. But Guys, I wanna share the Secret Healing properties of this small infamous Amla Fruit. Do U know, “An Amla a Day, Keeps Diseases Away” !!. Yes !! Its True !! 200% !! Have just about 3 tablespoons of it, mixed with little water, first thing early morning, before your cuppa tea and see it work miracles in stopping hair fall, better eye-sight, control cholesterol and weight and the most effective, control of your Sugar Glucose. One professor, who used to teach me earlier, now quite old, met me after many years and was telling me of his Diabetes ailment. He confidently boasted that whatever he eats, his ‘Amla Juice’, protects him and keeps his Diabetes and Weight under control. Great Yaar !! The only problem is , it’s got that real ‘Katta’ tingee taste !! But then again, medicines have never been ‘Sweet’, have they ?? Hey Guys, do you’ll watch Star World…”Two and a Half Men” ?? OMG !! It’s Super Hilarious and u’ll ROFL every minute…2 Gud !! Cattie recommends this for all those who are exhausted when they get home. The Currently Best Watch on our Desi Channels are “JHALAK DHIKLA JAA” and “INDIA DANCE LITTLE MASTERS”. I was literally stuck in the sofa, while watching Jhalak Dhikla Jaa, Wow !! Wat a Season dis time, Wat Superb Dance Couples !! **My Fav is Isha Sharvani. Beautiful….Beautiful….Wat a flexible body, she has and when she dances...Its like.....Ooooh La La !! Guys, Don’t Miss it, Every Saturday, Sunday, Just Watch them Dance !! So Bye, Will be visiting all of you soon. And Guess Wat !! This is the D and P Month for Cattie…………!! YIPPIE !! Read More
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Posted May 26, 2012 | General | 1105 Views   (Updated May 26, 2012 06:16 PM)

CATTIE'S TITBITS BLOG SALAD ( Part 8 )

Hey Guys, Wasabi ? Want to look at what dis Cat’s bought in today for Salad on MS ?? Tons of things !! I love looking at Ads & watching people & when I see something interesting, I just pop up my Nokia E7 Notes & jot... Hey Guys, Wasabi ? Want to look at what dis Cat’s bought in today for Salad on MS ?? Tons of things !! I love looking at Ads & watching people & when I see something interesting, I just pop up my Nokia E7 Notes & jot down what caught the Cat’s Eye !! I happened to be quite distraught one morning, while going to office, & when I get upset, the tears just flow, without which I don’t get relief !! hehe!! Silly !! Anyways, can you imagine, just at that time, I saw from the window of the taxi, a man with a bright red Tee which had these words on it “KEEP CALM & CARRY ON”. I was like zapped !! It was as if some Divine Power was telling me this !! I understood this as a message from GOD Alone. See how GOD is there everywhere trying to tell us something, At times, we see him & hear him, at times, we are too caught up with ourselves & don’t see or hear him. Guys !!, honestly, my day went very well that day. Its like a ‘Mini Miracle’. Like that little girl in my Pic Gallery who carries a poster saying just 3 words “GOD LOVES YOU”. So remember whenever you are upset & distressed, remember that GOD is there to Take Care of You. I was reading the yahoo news one day & was quite surprised to read about our BIG B, Amitabh, the Truly Great Man of our Bollywood, a man with such a superb personality, with so many fans, who people bow down to & respect & adore. After reading this little news clip, my respect & esteem for him increased ten folds. Do U know, this wonderful man has a Softy Heart ?? Yes !! He quietly goes about, paying off the poor farmer’s loans in his home state & now in Maharashtra also, he takes the time to find out those poor famer’s who have no money & are burdened with loans. He says that the loan amounts are so small, for the big people in South Mumbai, who spend maybe that much, on a simple dinner in a South Mumbai five star restaurant. So instead, he’d rather give that money, which he can afford, to a poor farmer & pay off his loan. Hats off to you, Mr. Amitabh Bachchan Saab !! What an example to set !! Another is our Salman, whose does similar charities but with a little hype !! Hype called “Being Human”. Hehe!! Working late since 2 months now & these days, working till 11 has been a cruel habit, wat to do, IT Guys always end up like dis !! Only humane consideration given to us, is getting dropped home in an Innova, with a cool Chauffeur , Mr. Ali !! Gawd dis, guy (elderly), but the chatter box that he is. Like, we are all so exhausted, waiting to reach home & dive into bed to sleep, & dis man will talk about his family, his hobbies, his trips all around the world, Bollywood, Hollywood, Follywood & everything under the sun. The result ?? All of us, are wide-awake, giggling & enjoying the blasting FM music & by the time, our stop comes, we are totally unwound. Gawd !! Wat a Huge Stress Buster he is to us !! hehe!! Advertisements, is something, I cannot ignore, I adore them, they are sort of, my passionate hobby. I was reading one Ad on the BEST Bus, about the new “Suthol Skin Shower” antiseptic launched by Boroline. Have U guys, read the Ad Slogan ?? It says “STOP SCRATCHING, START LIVING”. Now guys, if U wanted someone to ROFL, do that !! But Not in Such a Stupid Way !! Does those Suthol Guys mean to say, we can “Start Living”, if we all “Stop Scratching” ?? hehehehehe!! One round of ROFL more, before I end this post. Summer got in a few Sore Eye!! I closely missed it. I had just my right eye corner red & paining. This wud make me quite irritable. So my Bong Boss, packed me off (from office) to a South Mumbai Eye Specialist at lunch time. Supposed to be a very famous (Elderly) Doc on Eyes, & having pretty girl trainee docs with him. Thankfully !! He had this instrument with a small bright light, to check the eyes ball(s) !! He took it & asked me to keep my eyes wide open & he came to check each pupil of my eyes, at such a close range, he was like, almost touching my cheek with his cheek. And my Dil was making huge “Dhak Dhaks” !! Thank Gawd, those young Doc girls were also in the same room, observing & taking notes. Had they not been in there, maybe this Doc, wud have got a kick in his EyeBall(s), for checking my eyeballs so damn closely !! Whew !! I almost jumped out the chair, when he said, I could get up. Such a disappointment for me, also, to get such an elderly doc, to check my eyes, so Close !! Wheeee !! Imagine if it was a real handsome Dude Doc !! Wat Wud have Happened, I leave this, to your Wildest Imaginations !! hehe !! Check out my Pic for Dis Post & replace them with Cattie & that Old White Haired Eye Doc & have a good ROFL. Bye Nightie Nite !! Gotta pack up now, I was writing my blog as well as doing my desk work. Now, we go down to our Innova & our Stress Buster, Mr Ali, waiting with a whole load of news to chatter about !! Hope U too Enjoyed my Salad !! Cattie Read More
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Posted May 08, 2012 | General | 1080 Views   

CATTIE'S TITBITS BLOG SALAD ( Part 7 )

The HEAT is ON !!!!!!!!!!! “Oooh La La”, sayz the Boysz, & “Uuff , what shud I wear in this summer”, sayz the Gurls !! hehe!! Saysz Cattie, cause I just Luv to Watch the ‘Show’. Now these Ice-Creams are getting a bit too much & we have... The HEAT is ON !!!!!!!!!!! “Oooh La La”, sayz the Boysz, & “Uuff , what shud I wear in this summer”, sayz the Gurls !! hehe!! Saysz Cattie, cause I just Luv to Watch the ‘Show’. Now these Ice-Creams are getting a bit too much & we have to watch our weight. So Guys, why not switch to some nice ‘Iced Tea” with Lemon & Mint. Take my word, its far freshening & much more health than our Fatty Ice-Creams. Watch out for these Beauty Salons & SPA Centres, they are becoming as expensive as our ‘Dentist’. Once they get you into the salon, they start commenting on your hair & your skin & make you feel as if you have stepped out of Village !! They Oooh & Aaah about their so-called ‘Signature Treatments’ & ‘Exotic SPA’s’, & when you actually go through them, it is nothing but a farce. The best you can do for yourself is get a nice head massage with pure Oils once a week. And go in for a Body Massage, only if ur bones are aching!!. Otherwise, just stand under your Shower in ur bathroom, hot or cold, mesmerize yourself with the variety of Soap Gels available in the market today. I found dis site www.forestessentialsindia.com, where, they sell real good Organic Beauty stuff. Coming back to Summer, it’s a sight watching the college gangs outfits are going so high, I really envy them !! They can wear cute little shorts & short tank tops with shrugs & they look so comfy, compared to my Jeans & Tee !! Wish I cud be a Teen in dis Digital Age. U know, U’ll never find a gurl above 16, without her BF, walking beside her, holding onto her hand lovingly !! And these College babes are sure smarter than us. How many times, I’ve seen a cute girlie, pull her BF, into the mall & then into a store & then she admires some fancy accessories, & will look lovingly into his eyes & the Dude, has to pull out his wallet & pay the bill, or her hand will go to some other BF !! Once a saw dis smart girlie, trying out all the lip balms at ‘Body Shop’, each costing 345/- or 445/- & she pouts her sweet lips at her BF & asks him, ‘Which Flavor do U like Sonu?”. The Dude, mumbles something fast, embarrassed at the onlookers (dat’s me !!) & they walk out with the new Lip Balm, all ready to try it out (On Both their Lips!! Hehe!!) Gawd !! Poor Guysz !! Hey Guys, I must tell you about this new Township Project in Pune. All U Mumbaikars & Punekars, if U’ll have the stuff to invest & want something “out of this World” type second homes, go visit the “FOREST TRAILS” 180 acre Township at Pune, Paud, near Manas Lake (Paranjape Builders). OMG !! their bungalows are so spectacular, right on top of a hill, this place is surely a ‘Heaven on Pune’. They also have posh buildings & the township plans is so beautiful to see. Rates are rising higher everyday, so those of U wid oodles of money & honey (Dear CEO, take the tip, Its worth It.) , rush there & book yourself a nice second home, high on the hills in the midst of lush greenery. (And NO !! I have not been paid by the builder to write this, for heaven’s sake !!). I remember writing about how our Mumbai Politicians have become Hoarding Crazy !! Geeta Ma’am (aka @Geeta1963) was shocked when she read my post and cud not believe how our Politicians cud use Festivals to promote their party and publicise themselves, printing their fat faces along with the Deity’s picture (Lord Ganapati and Maa Durga). Today you won’t believe, I saw a hoarding, in which some fatso Politician was wishing everyone a ‘Happy Mango Season’ & the poster had a Huge Mango with a Crown on it & this Guy’s beaming fat face !! Wat more to come….Hey Bhagwan !! As we rush from our AC Bedrooms, into our Ac Cars, & then into our AC Offices, we people have forgotten what it is to enjoy the cool natural breeze in the shade of a tree. How we have destroyed lush green land, to build more towers, made our earth into a ‘Concrete Jungle’. But Thank Gawd, for making ‘Tree Growing’ , a strong campaign in India. More & more people started growing plants & trees, around their homes & offices. And today even Builders attract customers, by advertising “Lush Green Scenery” along with their Project name. Just try once in a while, to switch off your AC in the early mornings or evenings, open the windows, & inhale the fresh cool breeze. Or walk down your Jogging track, sit under a tree and day-dream under its cool shade. Nature is so Beautiful. Spend some time with IT. You sure will Luv it. Just as this poor worker-man, in my Blog Pic, I clicked today. Look at him, happily lying under a palm tree, with his slippers as his pillow, enjoying his afternoon siesta. Do you Envy him ? Sure U do, cause, we materialistic people don’t have time for Afternoon Siesta’s also !! hehe !! So whatever the Weather, remember this; THERE IS NO SEASON SUCH DELIGHT CAN BRING, AS SUMMER, AUTUMN, WINTER AND THE SPRING. (famous quote on Net). Have a Happy Summer Guys !! Cattie Read More
Posted Apr 19, 2012 | General | 748 Views   

CATTIE'S TITBITS BLOG SALAD ( Part 6 )

Gawd !! Am I Bored !! I have been promising my Brain, that I will offload my Salad Blog onto to MS, Asap !! But this damn Routine is killing me. I’m so damn busy, either Working or Shopping !! & Datsz why I can’t get time to write on my Fav S... Gawd !! Am I Bored !! I have been promising my Brain, that I will offload my Salad Blog onto to MS, Asap !! But this damn Routine is killing me. I’m so damn busy, either Working or Shopping !! & Datsz why I can’t get time to write on my Fav Social Site MS. Thankfully, GOD Dear, heard my prayer, understood my Urge for Writing on MS & HE, made my Bong Boss go on Tour for 5 Days !! Wait !! let me firstly tell you about these CopyCats in our country. Hardly dis I start my Cattie’s Interesting Titbits – Salad Blogs & here a Web-Site has ‘sprung’ up with the name www.TitBit.in . Now I shud have registered the Patent Rights for My Blog Name !! And the Site says “SHARE TINY INFO ON INTERNET”. Now Why Shud Cattie share her TitBit Blogs with some Strange Site ?? Cattie Luvs to Write Only on MS. Rights Guys !! The other day, I was bugged, standing in the long snake Rick Line outside the station, at 9.30 in the nite, (Again Late Sitting in Office, Bugs !!) & I was like thinking, who shud I go & throw all my anger on & there infront of me, ahead in the line, was a Guy whose Tee said “WHEN NOTHING ELSE GOES RIGHT, GO LEFT”. And as I giggled to myself, I was wondering, how easily we Humanzz gets bugged up, but it just takes a simple Smile to “Get U Back to Peace”. Now datz one “Usefull” Tee Shirt Slogan I’ve read since a long time !! Dis World has become too “Mechanical” !! Imagine one Builder ‘Rustomjee Builders’, had his Hoarding on some flyover, which read “A Tree, A Sandpit, A Garden…..And No Batteries Required”. Wow !! Dat was simply damn cute !! Jus look at dis world we have made today !! Everything runs on Batteries & Electricity, so much so that Builders have started building artificial gardens, lakes, snow…& wat not !!. So anyone of you wants to buy a lovely Flat with totally Nature Surroundings , go rush to Rustomjee Builders Site Office. Hehehhehe!! Hey Rustomjee Baba, U better pay me for phookat advertising !! (Jus Jokin !!) I was telling U Guys about dis huge IT Project I was given to handle, which I been working my back off on, since months now & had tremendous pressure this Feb, March period. After log Dog Slogging Working Days, the project ‘bloomed’ & hold ur breath Guys !! Cattie was asked to give a presentation to the Board of Directors of our Company on the Successful Launching of the Project. I was terribly tensed & prepared for a couple of days on my speech. Finally the day came & me & our IT Dept, went over to the Board room at the main office, with our Laptops. All Full-Sleeved Shirts & Ties in our Dept, only Cattie Girlie dressed in pretty pink Kurti. I was then summoned by the doorkeeper to enter the ‘Big Boss’s Conference room’. My colleagues looked enviously at me, as I happily (but shaking in the leggings !!) walked into the Board room. A Huge round table with all ‘stern grumpy’ looking mature men, staring at my every movement. Thank Gawd, my Bong Boss was seated near my seat, so I felt relieved (For Once !!) looking at his face !! hehe!! Then I started & babbled away, talking from start to finish & I luv talking so much, dat, I forgot, dat the men sitting infront of me were the Board of Directors & to stop me from making them faint with exhaustion, my Bong Boss, tugged at my laptop wire & the projector went blank (Meanie Cat He Is !!). Anyway, I was forced to stop talking, & everyone Clapped !! (Whether in Appreciation or Relief, Gawd Knows !!). Having finished, I thankfully rushed out & all my colleagues came up to me, wanting to know what happened & how it went. One of the new guys in our Dept, a Tamilian, came rushing to me & asked me “Cattie, Chairman ney lunch kiya kya ?”. Lunch ?? We all stopped & looked at him wondering if he was crazy to ask ‘me’ such a question !! I managed to reply “ I Think so, I’m not sure, but definitely he must have had his lunch with the other Directors two hours back in their Lunch Room “. But dis Guy did not seem satisfied with my answer & again asked me “Cattie, Chairman ney lunch kiya kya ?”. One of my other friends, tapped him hard & asked him how he expected me, to know, whether the Chairman had Lunch or not !! Then the Guy says “no, Lunch, Lunch”, & with his finger he indicated, “Pressing of a Button” sort of. THEN We all Understood. It was not “Lunch”, it was “LAUNCH”. During my presentation, I was asked to make the Chairman Login In from my Laptop & get connected to our Central Data Base Project at our Data Centre. So the Chairman Officially “LAUNCHED” the Project. Sort of opening ceremony !! hehe!! The way we all LOL !! Till today, whenever we are in a notty mood, we go up & ask him “Arey, Chairman ney lunch kiya kya ?”. hehe!! Now I better post dis Blog of mine, before its Dinner Time !! hehe !! Hey, hope U all enjoy reading this !! And for heaven’s sake, please visit our MS Site once a day !! Lets have some more cool contests, some Fun & Frolic. Lets Make our Site ROCK Yaar !! Cattie. Read More
Posted Mar 20, 2012 | General | 907 Views   (Updated Mar 20, 2012 08:41 PM)

CATTIE'S TITBITS BLOG SALAD ( Part 5 )

Dis Heat !! Where have the gud old Chilly winters gone ?? Now all I can think of, is when to eat my next Black Currant or Fresh Coconut Ice-Cream, or when to guzzle down a Fanta or Miranda !! Just returned back from Goa, Cidade de Goa, where I... Dis Heat !! Where have the gud old Chilly winters gone ?? Now all I can think of, is when to eat my next Black Currant or Fresh Coconut Ice-Cream, or when to guzzle down a Fanta or Miranda !! Just returned back from Goa, Cidade de Goa, where I showcased my CDB Project to the Company Mgmt, along with my Team. Gawd !! what a wonderful hotel, dis ‘Cidade de Goa’ is, the ambience, their private beach, the view from ur room, the utterly delicious food. Enjoyed to the T, & came back with 5 kgs On !! Don’t laugh there !! I’m back on my strict ‘one meal a day’ diet. Just can’t afford being a Fat Cat !! hehe!! Got some breather time today, so took a day’s off, to do my groceries & gardening. And of Course unload all this stuff in my head, into the MS Pool. Then back again tomorrow to the ‘grind’ !! Talking about hard work, our ‘Blue Boys’ are doing quite well there on the cricket grounds. Looks like now its Virat’s turn for fame & honey & money !! hehe!! Poor Yuvraj !!, hardly was his ‘cancer’ diagnosed & almost Immediately, he was removed from the ‘REVITAL TABLETS’ Ads & our Salman Khan was put in. Sheesh !! Mean Corporates !! Talking about Ads, my Fav Passion, just look wat they’ve done to our sweet little Katrina !! Wat ?? Put her into the ‘SLICE’ bottle, to get the drink sold !! First we used to see them ‘drinking’ it, now, the Ad agencies think its better dat they are inside the Fizz drink bottles !! Now which guy wud not drink ‘Slice’, just to get her mob numb on the cap & go for a date wid her !! ‘Weird Ideas’ !! Film-Stars are everywhere these days !! So wat do U guys think about the lovey dovey couple, Genelia-Ritesh, getting knotted ?? Genelia, U poor darling !! Cud U not wait for some ‘handsome’ Guy to come along ?? Now look at her Guys, she’s totally clothed !! Dat’s mean yaar !! Even the ‘Bacchan’s’ allowed our darling ‘Ash’, to show some neat hands & legs after she married into the family. Hey Genelia !! we’re missing ur cute pony tail wagging, while U sashay about, in ur cute mini skirts, in those cute Ads with John Abraham. Teenage Ads are out & Kid’age’ Ads are in, so Move Over Teenagers !! Vodafone has now introduced Kiddie Romance & people are all ga-ga & go-go about the Ads, where the Pug Doggie, brings dat cute little ‘kiddie girlie’ to meet dat cute little ‘kiddo boy’ & how they ‘Blush’ !! Gud Gud !! Nice way to bring in the new Era of Romance for ‘Today’s World’. Hehe !! All U guys, who’ve just got married & going to be married soon, get ready to welcome the new School Kiddos, Romance Era, where you may have to get ready to deal with ur 6th grade son, wanting to go on a date with his new 5th grade GF !! hehe !! Shooo Cute !! Dis is !! Well, I’m not going to criticize any more Ads again, cause people seem to think that “It’s the IN Thing”, so why shud I oppose !! Ok, letz get on to some ‘Muula’ talk. Recently somewhere in Jan, I think, my maid came in one weekend, blabbering about some Mall Owner’s Godown being raided. I was giving her just half a ear, & casually asked her, wat the police bhayyas found, & when she replied “Corodo Paisa”, I almost chocked on my fruit juice !! Can U believe it Guys, in dat Godown the police raided somewhere in the suburbs of Thane, of this Mall Owner, they found cartons & cartons stacked in piles inside and ‘EACH’ of them were filled with ‘PURE CRISPY CASH’ !!!!!!! Now why did I not go in for ‘Police’ training & become a Cop ?? Those guys either ‘Get’ money or ‘Find’ money !! And Imagine, if I had to Find that Godown First !! All Dat Money !! Wat wud I do ?? Maybe firstly, I wud just roll over all those stacks & stacks of notes, screaming with delight !! Then I wud buy whatever I wanted to live in Luxury for the rest of my life. Then I wud donate a carton of cash to every Orphanage / Old Age Home. Then I wud throw street parties on Mumbai’s roads, to feed all the poor beggars, Chicken Biryani & Ice-Cream. Then I wud buy ‘KingFisher’ airlines !! Then I wud send all my Friends, 100 grms gold coins each as a present. Then I wud, advertise on all the BEST Buses & Trains “MOUTHSHUT.COM – INDIA'S SUPER COOL SOCIAL WEB-SITE”. Hehe !! So Guys, now U all better ‘Pray’ that Ur Cattie friend does really find a Cash Filled Godown one day !! Hehe !! Dream On !! And Move On !! Cause the day’s almost over & lets get some nice cushy sleep, dreaming about the Godown with Cashy Cash !! And letz now have an cold coffee shake & get ready to shake on & finish this March Qtr Corporate Stuff, this exams phase & welcome the ‘Holiday’ season soon. Bye & TC from The MS Cat - Cattie Read More
Posted Feb 23, 2012 | General | 1720 Views   

HOW LOW WILL ADVERTISING GO, TO SELL PRODUCTS ??

To What Extent will Obscenity go in our Country ?? To what extent will Companies go promote their products using Vulgarity ?? To what extent will our Media stoop, to sell their newspapers and magazines ?? To what ext...

To What Extent will Obscenity go in our Country ?? To what extent will Companies go promote their products using Vulgarity ?? To what extent will our Media stoop, to sell their newspapers and magazines ?? To what extent will our Entrepreneurs go to get business by promoting Sleaze??

Recently, when I was reading the DNA Paper on Sunday, I happened to open a page, which shocked me out of my eye-balls !! We have seen lots of vulgarity, lewdness and grossness around us and just to keep up with the times, we ignore it and pretend it’s so very ‘Casual’. But when the same pollution enters into our protected family circle, we jump up and rush to save our family / friends and protest when it pinches us. Till that time, we pretend to be nonchalant and callous. But we never lose an opportunity to criticize our Indian Government and the Politicians. Oh, how we blacken them with our pens and poke them with our words !! We say, The Government needs to be changed, New Blood needs to be Infused into the System. New Thoughts need to be brought into light.

BUT, what happens if these NEW Blood and NEW Idea and NEW approaches are full of Slime and Vulgarism ?? Why are we allowing this so called Young Blood and In-Fashion spoil our Culture and Future ?? Are we going to promote this crassness to become our Ruler and then sit and regret and think about the Good Old Days of our Good but Just Money Corrupt Politicians and wish we had changed for the Better and not the Worse ??

Yes, Friends, this is all what I thought about, after seeing this Lewd Advertisement published in COLOR and on FULL PAGE on one of our Popular Youth Newspapers in Mumbai, THE DNA – In its After Hrs Supplement on its Sunday Issue of 19th February, 2012. If you have missed it out, get it from your raddiwala, or see the Pic I posted. DNA, what should be rename you as ?? IRTY EWS DVOCATE ??

Well, Friends, lets now talk about the Company, whose Product was Advertised by this so called Youth Leading Newspaper in Mumbai. The Product is Male Innerwear !! (The new In-Thing Today !!) The Company is “EURO FASHION INNERS”. Have a look at the Ad published and then imagine if your little Kiddo reads the Ad and turns to you (The Fathers) and ask you “Hey Dad, what’s your Size ??”.

Yes, This is what that “SPURIOUS” Ad says “What’s Your Size?”. And guess wat Pic, they use below ?? 3 Handsome Brawny Guys, totally ‘Nude’, holding the Male version of ‘Hens’ infront of their Delicate Areas !!!!!!!!!!!

Have your eyes popped out ?? Are you stunned enough now to see the Advertisement ?? Well just go straight to this ‘Raunchy’ Companies, web-page and see the Advertisement with Ur Own Eyes !! http://www.eurofashions.in/.

And now tell me, if your kiddo, sees this Ad and then turns to you and asks you “Hey Dad, what’s Ur Size?”, will U be able to answer them ??

Whether you are a Dad now or To-Be Dad or still One Day To-Be Dad, still, you will have to face this type of sleazy situations, if this type of dare devil community increases in our Society.

Now, I’m worried, what if, the Woman’s Inner-Wear Companies, try to compete with EUROFASHIONS and bring out a similar sort of Ad, with 3 Gorgeous beauties ‘Nude’ and holding……….WAT ?? Gawd Knows in their Hands ?? Big Question for you too Girls !! Think about it !!!!!!!!!

If we care for our Values, our Principles, our Country, our Society, our Family, our Future Kiddos, we have to “BAN SUCH INDECENT ADVERTISEMENTS”. And also BAN those newspapers, who stoop down to print such crap just to sell their papers !!

Shame on “DNA” !!!!!!!!!!!

Shame on EUROFASHIONS INNER WEAR !!!!!!!!!!

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