This is what happens with Wife, after a fight!!
Never sit with your wife in the car, after a fight, here's what can happen
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The
following exchange takes place....
The man says "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.
[The man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
[The man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer:I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your
seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
The man turns to his wife and yells: " Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Madam, does your husband talk
to you this way all the time?"
Wife says: " No, only when he's drunk."
Moral of the story : Sometimes understand what we (ladies) want to say without speaking or else ................ ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
