rule no.32 "Enjoy the little things"
and if that is not the situation
TIME TO NUT UP OR SHUT UP
yeah,i am sure you r gonna love this movie for two main reasons:-
1....woody harrelson
2....the rules (to survive in zombieland)
can I do a bit of a wikipedia please
PLOT:
OUR (WOODY HARRELSON)Tallahassee is zombie hunter,sarcastic and funny but an iron in his soul,thats what I found out in him(99% like me,you might know by now)not easy to get along,finds a partner in (Jesse Eisenberg) columbus in his way to Columbus, Ohio where he hopes to find his parents alive, thanks to mad cow disease, people of united states has become ZOMBIES, well mostly.
on their way a lot of things happen,like meeting two sisters who conned them into getting their truck (a arnold schwarzenegger favorite, a hummer), let me get their names to you,ummm, "Wichita" (Emma Stone) and "Little Rock" (Abigail Breslin)...yeah thats right,but destiny had some another plan...they met again, and these sisters conned them again...what a loosers!...you know...12 is the new 20,says the cute little girl from the sighs movie,she is grown up a bit,but her cuteness hasnt gone,then you got a snake eyed "Wichita"who falls a bit for columbus,yes you guessed it right ,he was nominated for the best actor award for his role in the the social n etwork,he is funny,he is cute and ofcourse he is a phobia manic,i mean there is rarely anything left in the world that he is not afraid of...haha....you will be amused to see him afraid of a joker... good guys finishes last...so he got some rules made to survive in the world full of zombies...please check out
1.Cardio,so that the zombie of milkha singh runs after you,you can run the hell of there
2.Double tap,making sure that the less fortunate are up in hell or heaven
3.Beware of bathrooms,when you gotta go, you gotta go,there is no stopping yourself
4.Wear seatbelts,watch the movie,you will love to know why!!!!
6.Cast iron skillet
7.Travel light,yeah so that you can run easily from the disesase infested guys
8.Get a kickass partner,so that he can save your life like woody
12.Bounty paper towels
15.Bowling Ball
17.(Don't) be a hero, dont be a hero,intead of getting yourself screwed
18.Limber up
21.Avoid strip clubs,so that God does not let loose his wrath on you by zombies eating you,in this case you would be thier MANWICH
22.When in doubt, know your way out...FROM THE ZOMBIES,WHO ELSE
29.The buddy system...a friend in need,is afriend indeed...no matter as irritating a woody
31.Check the back seat
32.Enjoy the little things...like killing zombies,firing in the sky for no apparent reason
33.Swiss army knife
34.Clean socks...will surely do this when this disease breaks out for real
48.Hygiene...so that zombies feel the freshness of flesh
TIME TO KNOW something more about the movie,
the movie here is a well written movie by Rhett Reese and paul wernick,they did their part very well,they knew what they wanted and got the right way, the story is a gem when it comes to sustain our interests in the movie,as scary and as funny as you would like to,there is always something to laugh about, whether it is the rules of columbus that just gets on him every now or then or when he is really scared of just everything in the world,the cardio,the double tap and etc, they worked wonders on the character called woody,very funny and eccentric.will surely tickle your funny bones for sure...
what really makes the movie a bit weak after an hour is the direction,the director referred here isRuben Fleischer,the director is a mastermind when it comes to direction,the movie is a praiseworthy work by him...but I actually find it a little slow and confusing in the end,like the death of bill murray who happens to play himself and the climax...in the first half he looks all set to set the screen on fire but somewhere in the end he lost his dedication or what...but still he made the movie so well that it deserves a 3.75 out of 5 stars.
music by David Sardy was just fine for a movie like this,editing was more than satisfactory by Peter Amundson and Alan Baumgarten,and the cinematography was just excellent regarding the theme of the movie in a true Hollywood style.
can I please narrate some of the best hilarious scenes please:-
1.the cardio scene
2.the girl next door to columbus turns into a zombie, really scary man
3.the women flies out of the car and hits the floor cause she didnt followed the rule number 4
4.the scene where the men get conned by two sisters
5.when woody meets columbus
6.when bill murray dies a funny death(these people went insane or what)
7.everytime woody says''TIME TO NUT UP OR SHUT UP'',THIS WILL MAKE YOU GUYS LAUGH EVERYTIME YOU HEAR HIM SAY THIS LINE,it did to me
so friends and movie zombies,this was my take on this wonderful movie called zombieland,dont miss this movie as this will surely make you laugh in nearly every five minutes,and if that is not enough than you definitely have to see Woody Harrelson say two things the most
gotta enjoy the little things and
TIME TO NUT UP OR SHUT UP (in a total namunastyle)
your comments and ratings are whole heartedly welcome
your zombie
VIRUs
