Feb 24, 2002 04:10 PM
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(Updated Feb 24, 2002 04:10 PM)
This movie is so stupid that it’s positively hilarious. If you think you’ve witnessed some stupid movies before, check out this one, it gives a new definition to stupidity. I have no doubt in my mind that this movie has definitely been made the ‘Bollywood Calling’ way. Well, here’s the ‘story’ if that’s what you call it: -
Chand and Shaheen {2 debutants whose names thankfully I’ve forgotten} are the typical lovebirds. Everything goes well, the parents agree and they get engaged {thanks to Chand throwing away a cricket match in favor of Shaheen’s Pop}. Then Shaheen’s cricket team gets selected to play a tournament in Mumbai. But, of course, unknown to him, Shaheen’s evil cousin Mohnish Behl puts RDX in their cricket bats! And of course, the Mumbai Police then get into an encounter with his team killing everybody but Chand. Back home, the parents receive the news and Chand’s parents are ousted from the city. Shaheen’s father Aman Khan (Danny} gets ready to pack her off to a bigwig. So, as expected, she vows to prove that her lover is innocent. Goes to Mumbai on the pretext of shopping, enlists the help of her to-be actress friend and some others. And, of course, they enter the maximum-security Jail on the pretext of making a movie and walk away with Chand making it appear that he’s dead!!!!!After that Chand runs away and Shaheen again catches him and then follows a sati-savitri type routine along with a horrendous song. Amidst this chaos, Bad Man Grover has a change of heart and appears as the messiah to save Chand and to prove his innocence. And to top all this melodrama there is a climax that has to be seen to be believed.
Wow! This movie has everything one could imagine in a flop. There’s loads of dumb songs and dance sequences {apart from one Shubha Mudgal song which is hearable}, there is the Hindu-Muslim ek hain routine, loads of terrorism, lots of romance, loads of comedy {entire film full of it} and comedians { Lever, Shakti Kapoor etc } and a stunningly stupid climax. What more could you ask for ??? In fact this movie is funnier than any comic movie I’ve seen. And since I cant seem to get any more adjectives to describe this movie, well, overall, whoo..hoo..this is one heck of a STOOOOOPID movie.