Pyaare MS walon,
Kaise ho saalon? Jab jab kabhi kisi ghar mein koi bachcha gaana nahi sunta hai, to maa kehti hai sun le beta, sun le. Warna aLi us pe review likh daalega! Lekin yeh gustakhi bahut mehengi paregi. Arre O Samba, Tere Naam Album ke upar kitne review the?
Samba - Abhi tak to ek bhi nahi hai Sarkar!
Suna! Ek bhi review nahi! Topic hai ek, aur review ko diya hawa mein phek! Kya sochkar choda tha? Ki aLi bahut khush hoga? Sabaasi dega? Kab se yeh topic para hua tha, phir bhi chod diya.. Khaali haath.. Bahut na-insaafi hai yeh... Iski saja milegi.. Barabar milegi... Arre O Samba, kitna inam rakha hai MS walon ne is par review likhne waalon ke liye?
Samba - Sarkar, inaam to sirf ratings aur comments hi hai!
To jaao, jaake Big B Anthony ko bula ke laao. Woh bahut angrezi jhaarta hai.. MS walon ki saja yehi hai...
Samba goes away to call the Big B, who is quite busy with KBC Dvitiya. On Samba reaching the KBC-2 studio and asking Big B to come to Gabbar:
Samba - Sarkar ko tumhari zaroorat hai..
Big B - To chaliye hum aur aap khelte hai KBC Dvi... 10000 rupay ke liye yeh raha aapka sawaal
Samba - 10000 ka inaam to Sarkar ne Gabbar par rakha hai.. Aur tu bhi to ek Sarkar tha Ramu ki picture mein.. Ab naatak chod aur bol.. Chalega ya nahin
Big B - Aap chahe to apni 50-50 lifeline ka istimaal kar sakte hai
Samba - Ae shyaane, dhaasti faaltugiri nahi kya.. Chal baith ghoda-gaadi ki seat par
Big B - Janaab, yahaan par har seat hot seat hai.. Aap chahe to kam......
Samba drags Bachchan along with him, to Gabbar. On reaching his den:
Big B - Gabbar saab, I can walk in English, I can talk in English.
Gabbar - Then about TERE NAAM album, you tell in English.
Big B - Sir, the phirst song of thee album ij the title song Tere Naam. It is an excellently created piece by Himesh Reshammiya, which talks about a lover giving his all for the sake of his beloved.. Udit Narayan conveys the feelings of a lost-lover with dexterity, and such is the magic of the song, that when aired for the first time, it had the entire nation in a magical spell cast by it. There is another sad version of the song too, which comes in the end and melts our hearts. Listen to this one:
Gulshan bhi ab to veerana lagta hai.. Har apna humko begaana lagta hai...
Hum teri yaadon mein khoye rehte hai.. Log hamein paagal deewana kehte hai...
Tere bina.. Tere bina.. Namumkin hai zindagi ka guzaara sanam
Gabbar - Hmm.. Achcha hai! Ab aage aur nahi sunaaega kya!
Big B - Bilkul huzoor. Woh bhi angrezi mein hi, haaain! Yet another melodious love tracks comes in the form of Tumse Milna and Odhni. The former one is a sweet, soothing and a lovely number sung by Udit Narayan and Alka Yagnik, which talks about the pleasure one derives by being with his/her beloved. Combined with thee honey-coated lyrics by Sameer, this is worth a listen. Full marks to the composer, who specializes in ’Chunri’, ’Odhni’ and such songs. The latter one here comes at an interesting point of time in the film, and audio-wise, it draws the listener just like a magnet, such is its impact. The same pair sing this song as well, and it carries forward the indelible impression created by the former.
Suddenly, Munnabhai comes to the den from nowhere
Munna - Mamu, apun ke bina hi itni rapchik album ko review karne ka iraada hai kya?
Gabbar - Sardar khush hua! Chal, tu bhi kuch gyaan baant le. Angrezi mein hi kar le, koi tension nahi hai..
Munna - Bole to, apun ne jab Chinki ko dekha, to usi waqt apun ke mann mein Lagan Lagi. Talking about the feelings of a lover when he realizes that he is in love, this one is sung by Sukhwinder Singh in an efficient way. It created such a big storm that all youths were seen singing this one on streets at that time, and till now. O Jaana to ek aur mast item hai re. Somewhat similar to other ones in terms of melody, this one is a commendable one. With a parody of singers, this gave Salman a good intro in the movie, while dancing with Mahima. An above average one overall.
Then, from nowhere again, SRK (Devdas) and Baburao (Hera Pheri) come in at the place..
Devdas - My Lord, maine suna ki yahan par.. haam, Tere Naam Album ka review chal raha hai. Uske sad gaano ko maine hamesha gaaya hai.. Mujhe bhi kuch bolne ka mauka mile huzoor...
Paro jab mujhe chod kar chali gayi thi tab maine yehi gaaya tha - Tune Saath Jo Mera Choda. The inner feelings of this song cannot be conveyed in words. It conceptualizes a situation when the beloved of a person leaves him, and Udit Narayan and Raghav’s vocals fabulously expresses the pain, agony, distress and the frustration of such a person, whose condition is pitiful. The sad version of the same is very sad too, and it had me crying for the whole night.
A similar sad track Kyon Kisi Ko which suits my situation to the T. Why doesn’t one get back what he gives? Why is there no quid pro quo in the real life? If I give unending love to someone, why don’t I get back the same? Why is nature like this? Heeeyyyy.. Yeh thik nahi. This song describes just this. Udit sings this too and needless to say, he sings well.
The next..
Baburao - Arre Paro ke chhamiya chal.. Saala tum log sab kuch bol loge to mere ko kya milega.. Tamboora? Abhi chup baithke Baburao ko sunne ka hai.. Haan to main kya bol raha tha.. Tauba Ye Saadgi. I sang this song for, and not to, my Banno. She’s the best in the world. Even the beauty of Chand cannot be compared to hers. Udit is the man behind the mike, and together with the melodious music by Himesh, this one turns out to be the best a guy would sing to admire her beloved.
Chal mera to ho gaya.. Ab kisko kya bolne ka hai fatafat bolo.. Mere ko chalne ka hai.
Gabbar - Hmmm.. To sabhi ne kuch kuch bola hai... Bach gaya saala! Ab ant mein, bhagwaan ko shukriya adaa kiya jaaye. Chalo, mil kar gaaye Man Basia. Thodi angrezi bolta hoon... Alka Yagnik chings thees waan, which ij of a sort dureshan. It serves as an exceelent end to thees great album. I weel also ching thees when I worship God the nekst taime.
Big B - To sahab main chaloon? Meri shooting ruki hui hai.
Gabbar - Chal jaa, aur bata de Harshwardhan ko, ki income tax waalen uska ab tak intezaar kar rahe hai.
Munnabhai - Woh kya hai na sir, Chinki apun ka intezaar kar rahi hai. Bole to, apan log ka taka bhidne wala hai aaj.. Main bhi chaloon kya?
Gabbar - Hmm.. Bahut yaarana lagta hai.. Chal jaa.. Khush reh.
Baburao - To ab main is Deva ke saath kya karronga? Woh Ram aur Raju ghar pe bumabum karta hoenga.. Chalta hai main bhi chal haan...
Gabbar - Jaao! Aur jaakar keh dena un dono se, ki Gabbar ke aadmiyon ne beghar logo ko ghar dena band kar diya hai...
Samba - Ab to koi nahi bacha maharaj! To kya readers to Comments Section mein jaane ki ijaazat hai?
Gabbar - Haan jaa sakte hai.. Lekin yeh Devdas.. Ab tera kya hoga kaaliya?
Devdas - Kaun kambakth bardaasht karne ko peeta hai? Sirf main! Main phir se aaoonga, jab jab Karan Johar ki yaad... Dies!
Gabbar - Chalo, ab isko iss review se bahar pheko, aur Comment karne chalo!
Samba - Sardar ki jaaye ho !
© Aliasgar Poonawala, 2005
