I would gladly vomit blood rather than watch... Review on Ten Worst Television Commercials

.one more of the new Diet Pepsi commercials.  They are simply the worst television commercials I have ever seen.  The one that ACTUALLY USES AIR QUOTES is so bad that I must change the station, no matter what I was watching.  There could be  an all-nude audition tape of Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayak in some sort of Bill Hicks fantasy, and if that commercial came on, I would grab the remote with my free hand and switch to anything-Benny Hinn, reruns of "Joey, " celebrity poker, the Olson Twins, ANYTHING.

Please, if there is anyone out there who can save us, I am asking that for the love of God someone stop these commercials.  The absolutely off-target attempts at weirdvertising, at youth humor, at selling anything other than forks to gouge out my own eyes, it's just so unbelievably bad.

Maybe that's what they were shooting for- badvertising.  There.  I've figured it out.  These idiots who came up with the new Diet Pepsi commercials, who make locally produced used car ads a relief, who make me pine for the pizzeria ad where a guy sings about chipotle while doing an impression of Dylan's "The Times They Are a-Changin, " they have invented a new marketing platform-BADVERTISING.  It's not ironic, it's not hip, it's not anything but terrible.