Prasoon joshi kyun pachtate hain???. Review on Ten Worst Television Commercials

Hello there Msians?.

Aaahhh holi is finally here, wow! Holi the festival of rang, gulal, mithais and ofcourse total masti?.but, par, kintu, parantu, ?.exactly two days after holi, .me got my results?(du-uh), ?what a spirit dampener.

Well, think I am going off track?( click toh kara review on 10 worst commercials par, lekin yeh kya?.soojie is toh talking about her exams, results and all that crap, hmmm?what?s wrong?)? arrey ppl, chill! Noting wrong at soojie?s end?I was just trying to kinda get to the?point?

Now ananlyze this, ?.as we approach the D date?holi ka din?.*apun logo ka heart sub water balloon ki tarah?.jhakaas, bole toh jhakaas ho jata hai, kyaa? *Well, just like that?whenever we find ourselves getting bored?being forced to watch the latest kekta kapoor tear jerker?thanks to our mommy, or granny?(naah, waise now toh even they detest to all the kekta krapppp)?.

Anyway?.whenever we find ourselves in such a situation?what do we wish? Aaa aajjjaaaa aja ajaaa?.saviour aaaja? *saviour kaun? Oho saviour apun logon ka advertisements/ commercials, ?aur kya? How we wish to catch a glimpse of *sunil babu or the mirinda brigade?or the cute little hutch pug, ?but imagine what if in place of such wunnerful ads, ?your eyes are greeted by an uncleji all excited to do a public display of his daad-khaaj and skin diseases, ?.a behenji suddenly turning mod?thanks to a fairness cream?.or the regular bhabhi brigade, saying?bhala uski safedi meri safedi se zyada kaise??.so how would you feel? Irritated?that?s an understatement!

So, this review of mine is dedicate dto all those?classic?(class?yeee?eee?ksss) reviews that have been entertaining us since time immemorial?.read on>>>>>

Vicco vajradanti ad:- hmmm?.they say old is old, ?perhaps they haven?t had a dekho of this terribly old, horribly silly ad?. I think this vicco vajradanti ad is probably the only ad the company has ever had! I mean someone really needs to go and tell them that people have reached the superlative degree of boredom, and its all thanks to their commercial? I think by now, we have witnessed that?vajradanti special? apple being bitten about 100 times and yeps?that akhrot being?kaatoed? 1000 times?.only God can save us from this?never-say-die?.i won?t say bbye?ad, . but I doubt if even He can ever stop this ad?.

Vicco turmeric WSO cream:- beauty cream?beauty cream?.vicco turmeric wso cream, ? am sure you must have heard this jingle many a times, ?in the worst of your nightmares?.hai naah? I mean really?the very sight of this ad?( people wearing a purrrrfffect govinda ishtyle combo wale clothes?yellow and red)?is enough to give you sleepless nights?.this ad with its weird concept and the?dream sequences?.

(wherein you see the three girls thinking of what all this wonder cream can do for them) can actually engulf you into the sea of insomnia?.due to acute and intense exposure to an immensely boring, extremely silly phenemena?and that is?du-uh! this ad, aur kya?

Itchguard:- teren?presenting mr.chagan laal chunnibhai?.who?s here to display the ancient art of itching in public! Taaliyaan?taaliyaan! Applause?! The itchguard? itchie-unclejie?is always at your service?. Anytime you Wanna see him?or you don?t wanna see him, ?he?ll be there to irritate the heck out of you! So, you?re catching the day?s round-up on some news at nine show, ?and alongside your enjoying a lavish dinner?wow, yummy! After a whole day?s work, you?re tired and hungry? about to attack the mouthwatering mummy made ghar ka khaana, ?aha?uncleji hai naah! Here he comes?zooming through your teevee screen and displays his weirdet of body infections n yeah?does that?itch-itch? thingie?eeee?yuck!?more than enuff to spoil your mood, wassay? See, he helps you in your?invoulantary dieting?.that?s friendly neighbourhood itchie uncle for you?.

Reliance India mobile:- if anil and mukesh ambani made reliance so successful?kyunki yeh unke papa ka sapnaa tha?.i am mentioning this ad, cause yeh not only mere papa, but mere mom and mere whole family ka nightmare hai? uff! When will we get to see a real rocking reliance ad, huh? Aren?t we all fed up of the?wahi-purana? senti angle of all reliance ads? Be it?papa?papa?kahaan hai aap?to sadde?sehwaag ki maa? to?papa?aap kabhi aaooge?Gawd! Ambhanis give our mummy-papas a break?kabhie toh?

Fair and lovely:-?.hmmm? talking of the worst ads on teevee and missing out?fair and lovely?, how is that possible, haan?temme? Fair and lovely is probably one company that has kinda sworn not to ever ever create a retional ad?. catch a glimpse of any fair n lovely ad?n what do you get to see? Same-old-story?.jassi ban gayi J.L.o? oops I mean, ?.?gori version? of J.Lo?and yeps?fnl are the one who have given beauty a whole new dimension?not only is beauty skin deep?it is?kundali? deep too?what with all the gals who use FnL?.suddenly not only change into pretty gals, ?but most importantly lucky girlssss too?.be it a job at?a modern beauty company? or being the next cricket glam gal?.FnL makes it all possible?.luckyyyy gurrrrlsss?

Kotak mahindra life insurance ad:-robably the the worst example of gender bias?. What with dialogues like?agar paise per par ugte?toh bitiya ki shaadi karate, ?raaj kumar se?sur bete ko parhne ke liye videsh bhejte?.i mean which era are the ad-makers living in, huh? Such orthodox and narrow minded thoughts?.eeeekkks? grow up addy dadies?.your?bitiya? has arrived?bohot pehle se?. Senseless and biased ad?.

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