1.Ashiqui - Dheere Dheere se meri zindagi mein aana
When I first heard this one : Dheere Dheere se meri zindagi mein aana
I just went numb.
cos I had just heard the most thick voice in the world that went
' main phoolonse kaliyon se taaaron se. teri manngg
bhaardunnnngaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa'
For a second, I thought Kishore kumar had come back to life with sever cold or that Amit Kumar did some throat surgery and made his voice more manly.
Later I came to know that this was my first experience with Saanu and that in the years to come I shall have a few more surprises.
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- Meera ka Mohan -(jab jab tujhko dekhu, yeh ankhen juk jaati hai)
The worst is yet to come. hold on!
when I got the cassette'Meera ka Mohan'(another holy gift from T series), all hell broke loose when I heard the funny song sung by Saanu(picturized on Ashok Saraf and some'village belle) go:
' hoy.Jab Jab tujhko dekhu, dil mastana hongaya.,
tere in aankhon mein dil deewaana hongaya.
ohh lele mujhe bahon men. padaahun teri raahon mein .
Loila!'
When I listend to the comedy track a few times, I realized that Saanu is not able to say'Hai Hai' so he sings'hoy hoy'. This song is quite comical and has Kumar at his nasal worst and bongla best. . lol!
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- Daalal -(Na unees se kam hun, naa ikkis se jayada)
Believe it or not, I used to be a big Mithun fan so I got this cassette and Kumar was again going bonkers here:
'Na unees se kam hun, naa ikkis se jayada'
A song which should have had a teenage voice unfortunately had Shaanu sounding like a middle aged fat, bald man and Mithun dancing to it.
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4.Dil hai ki manta nahi(title song)
This song is a perfectly good song with some good music but our Saanu made a mess of it . I have no words here to describe this one. I think I have a writers block here kindly adjust.
5.Hum tumhare hain sanam -(Gale mein laal taayee)
you still here? thanks for the patience, moving on
Saanu :gaale mein laal taayee, taaakiya ek aur homdo
saaardee kaise jaayegi!
hoy tujhe gaale se lagaa loongaaaaaaaaaaa
hoton se cofeee peeeeelaadooongaaaaaaa
somjheeeeeeeeeeeee?
in between the stanzas:
hoy yeh dushmaan khotmmal ko pyaar hai toomse,
usse takagodi sazaaa doongaaaaaaaaaaaaa
this song is really song, bad music, silly lyrics and Nasal Saanu 'nasaling' and'banglo-ing' to the hilt.
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6.Raja Babu-(sarkaailo khaitya jaada lage)
No no, this is not in continuation with song 5 about cold winters and insufficient bedding, pillows or rugs. This is another specimen from a totally different era.
Kumar Saanu: hoy, sarkaailo takiya, jaaada loge,
sui chubhe, koi sholaa badke, maane na jeeya, moree
something something
Yes, its no better than the rest. Kumar Saanu magic continues dont go .
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- Sadak(-tak dhin dhin tak, tak dhin dhin tak).
Anuradha: tak dhin dhin tak, tak dhin dhin tak
cheeene(jeene) ki tamana jaaguttti
iss dilmein kayamat ke din tak
Saanu : tok dhin dhin tok, tok dhin dhin tok
aisaau, mausam to aayaa na pehle
jeene ki tamonna jaag utti,
iss dilmein kayamat ke din tak
btw, this song though bad, made Saanu look better as there was a more nasalic singer with severe congestion and'naak band, kaan band, aur gala band' syndrome called Babla Mehta i.e voice for Deepak(Tapori) Tijori. But that is out of topic for now, we will deal with him later.
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- Hum aapke hain kaun-(samdhi -samdhan).
purrrfect voice to our most sought after Sugar dad of MS i.e Alok nath(though I do have a softcorner for him) lol
Saanu: kaaano ki baaaliyaa, chaand suraj logeeeeeee
yeh baanaras ki saadi khub sojeeee
haaaaaaaaann! raas ki baat bataaye
somdhiji gaayal hain .
aaj bhi samdhan ki khanakti paayal hai.
I wont say much on this one - the song speaks for itself.
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- Raju bangaya gentleman(Dil hai mera dewana).
I wont forgive Saanu and Jatin/Lalit for this one.
Such a cheap imitation of 'aaye lo pyaar ke din aaye' a Pancham da gem(from the movie Khel Khel mein) which had kishore singing at the end of every stanza: ehheyyy ! ehheyy! ehheyyy
Saanu tries the same here:
hey, dil hoy, merra dewaaana
yarron mai to chalaaaaa
aee doston olvidaaaaa
ehoyyyyy! ehoyyyyy ! ehoyyyyy!
help!
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- Dulhan hum lejayenge(haina bolo).
this is the final blow.
hote hote hogayaaaaaaaaaaa ?
hainaaaaaa boloooooooooooo !
heyeyeyeyeye hoohooh!
The song itself is pretty silly 1 minute song without any purpose. Its there in the movie just to let everyone right from Saanu to Alka to the extras to scream this one line:
hainaaaaaa boloooooooooooo
Saanu here outstages all expectations in nose blockage and goes hoynaaa bollo so pathetically that you feel like giving him your hanky and asking him to blow his nose once and for all.
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my review ends here.
Note:The topic is about 10 worst songs of Kumar Saanu so I cant be really supportive of him nor praise him. I have tried my best to bring out his worst tunes.
I do agree that hes not all that bad and that there have been highly popular and memorable songs sung by him.
adios
