Essence of Republic Day is Lost!. Review on Republic Day of India

How did you spent the republic day?

Jingoist: I am not the Jingoist. I am the social worker. Meaning? I walk the talk days on end, only get prime time television today.

PM: Sab Mari Nahi Kiya. Mere Pyaare Deshwasiyoon. Hum Apka Shukar Guzar Hoon.

PMO: On the verge of imprinting new notes with the buster. Took the blessings of The M K Gandhi.

Delhi WALLa: For once, I concur fully with the modification if not demonetization. Meaning, I kept my surroundings - Swach, Trollfree, Free of the unparliamentary.

Jio/ The Rich Indian: I am already tollfree.

The NRI: India is a true friend. Warm hugs from the Washington DC. Happy Republic Day.

NRI Journalist: The day we freed ourselves from the Diktat Governance. Till Soon. With Love. It is the Burkha calling from the Washingtonpost.

Tamilian: Our rich history is "maadu"(wealth, bull). May the force be with us for the LONGER RUN.

Aam Admi: Virat got out cheaply. I switched off the TV. India lost the match to the British.

Malayali: I pick up my children from the school, drop them off. I chant the National Anthemn more than once during the day. After August 15, it is my chance to fully express SOBRIETY.

P.S. Now tell - how did the Republic Day spent ourselves? ??