SO THE MIRACLES ARRIVED .
bollywood has delivered its first fun blockbuster of the year .
*govinda steals the show easily .
but salman is cool too and after a long time he is himself, suave sexy and sophisticated, seems like hes recovered from the debacles in his personal life, which is good to see and I hope we see more of this salman in future too.
But thats not all the babes are rocking and top of list is lara dutta as the femme fatale of the year and she is ultra sexy as thats the only term that comes to my mind to describe her but.
katrinalooks good too yet still cant act but she is dressed gorgeously and dances well, much better than in namaste london where she was not so good
IN this movie the costumes are mindblowing as are the fun songs and the wicked choreography,
paticularly the soniye number where salman and govinda show their versatility together with katrina as the centrepiece, it will easily mesmerize anyone .
As for the kabhi kabhi song rendition, im afraid only govinda can do it, a hint to another superstar and he surely was superb there as was he on the rooftop doing his micheal jackson impression, he is talent personified and he will be in demand now and he deserves it as well,
well as for the insinuation its inspired from hitch,
what are you kidding me,
hitch was inspired itself from a million tele sitcoms itself, as if we are so naive to think any hollywood romcom is origonal,
please give bollywood a break,
every second movie in the world is a remake or a copy and when is the last time hollywood make an origonal movie as my memory fails me I hope you can remind me,
for as for me it was matrixand that was almost ten years ago
and as if you, me and themare not inspired by anyone,
then we are all living in a fools world,
as for love doctors they exist even in villages in africa too so what if will smith got inspired by his african roots, isnt salman entitled too as we have enough witch doctors in india as well ,
only the concept of divinity is origonal,
if its there in the first place and I hope it is true.
the ambience of the script is a feather in dhawans crown as it evolves rather then writes itself and its better then hitch
the only hitch with hitch was it was miscast though well made, there was no govinda in it and we are blessed with govinda and that is our good fortune .
so chill out indians and for once appreciate what you have rather then just look at things one dimensionally and try and spoil your biryani even when we know that all dishes are made with similar ingredients .
so folks stop cringing and go watch bollywood do what it does best, take an idea from somewhere else and make it work better then the origonal,
now the plot is flawed,
as the beginning almost bored me to tears,
but then came the first song and I got warmed up and by the end I was rocking with laughter which I havent done since I saw norbit .
you have to see the last ten minutes,
its bollywood at its most hilarious and if you dont laugh then you are seriously depressed and need **prozac,
*its an anti -depressant .
now this movie has the girls wearing the most chic costumes ive seen in any movie except from the seventies,
when mumu and zeenie and rekha were defining glamour itself
and if you dont go gaga then again you are a philistine,
see lara in the SEQUINED hat with the b&W TOP MAN YO,
U WILL GO NUTS
the songs except for maria are all rocking and lara and katrina can dance as for govinda he is great master and salman too is a stylish dancer
the story line gets better after interval but basically it is a series of gags with witty dialogues and great acting from the salman -govinda duo that steals the show,
the chota don scenes are even funnier and if you miss them then blame yourself,
forget hitch and go for a bollywood block buster, bollywood style .
except for the first 30 minutes you wont repent anything,
ive never been an avid fan of dawan or salman as they are gross but this is an exception to the rule as there are exceptions to all rules in the universe,
just take some chewing gum with you or look at lara dutta,
the best looker in business in east or west and she can act too unlike her **gorgeous mate katrina .
the worst bit is a rocket scene which needs to be edited very badly and the silly maria song which is awful and enrique iglesia will not be very happy too .
the phuket part is awful too and need to be avoided and re -edited too but its a superhit so no chance of that happenning .
now its davids and salmans and govindas first super hit all over the world and it deserves to be so as well,
but please no remakes or sequels .
as for salman he has three body piercings,
belly button and ear lobes and if any other parts are pierced, onlya former miss world will know and im sure she will not be happy to see this movie hit the bulls eye as it has a former lover, a fellow miss world and a superhit which she is desperately craving for all in one .
master haji ali is in form after fanaaand hes great as the divine kid
im glad the dry spell of superhits for bollywood and salman and govinda is over
go and laugh your head off and you are allowed to hum the catchy tunes as well, particularly the soniya umm umm number in the dance party
all I can say is yumm yumm
cool and funky
but for me it was govinda and lara dutta and the dances which were yummy
dont miss the ending or the chota don
*its a criminal offence according to the latest laws passed by the partners in crime .
from a mouthshut partner
to my other mouthshut partners
thank you and have fun
ozzie
