Paap Re Paap!!. Review on Paap

She’s (Udita Goswami) untouched and lives in virginal Spiti with daddy dear (Mohan Agashe) who constantly exhorts her to keep all paapi thoughts at bay, never mind that she swims publicly in white undergarments.

Ms. Undergarments is sent to Delhi to get home a Lama reincarnate. She checks in a five star!! Lama reincarnate goes to the loo and witnesses a murder. Pronto arrives Mr. Woody Expression (John Abraham), a police officer investigating the murder. “It was a policewallah,” he mumbles. Woody boy soon discovers that top guns in the police force were behind the khoon kharaba.

He flees to Spiti with the two and becomes a ghayal guest (he was shot by the kharab police walahs) much against daddy dear’s wishes.

One day Ms Undergarments sees Woody expression’s bare torso and this ignites the hawas ki agan in her but she mistakes it for love. In Bollywood, lust is always love, remember that.

Reels crawl on and finally the bura cops reach Spiti. Dhishum dhishum, and Mr. Woody Expression removes all paap from the face of earth. Ms Undergarments puts on some proper garments and gets into his car and the two drive back to apna Dilli.

Pooja Bhatt, dearie, you’ve got it all wrong. A paap se bura script by Papa Mahesh Bhatt, some intolerable performances by Udita, John, and Mohan Agashe (he leaves you aghast with the amount of hamming that he does here).

The only redeeming feature of this misadventure are two songs Intezaar and Laagi Mann Ki Lagan and the eye-catching camera work.

Otherwise, this Paap will definitely send you to hell.