Dec 27, 2007 03:53 AM
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For us, the writers on MS, mouthshut means a significant part of our Internet action. So when we think about etiquettes applying to the net (netiquettes), MS comes to my mind first. So I shall tell us a tale about https://mouthshut.com.
In an isolated part of the cyber world someone discovered an island called mouthshut … as people started coming here, the natives there (just a handful) decided to entertain them and keep them happy, as this would generate livelihood for them. The natives and those who came new lived happily indulging in the everyday activities of Rejoicing, Reproducing and Celebrating. Soon the natives discovered that some of those who had arrived were extraordinarily intelligent. So these people were called the Super Wits Race. The SW race was considered to be the smartest in the whole cyber world. Soon the SWs aged and neared death, so the natives felt a threat that the fame of the island would fade if the SW race finished. So they decided that a new set of SWs would be made… but who?
And the answer decided was…whoever! So there came a new Super Wit Race, which lived happily, indulging in its everyday activities of Raving, Rat-racing and Childishness.
~ The End ~
For those who had forgotten… Mouthshut.com is a product review website (and no island). It has various categories that one may pick from and write an informative, personal/impersonal review about, so that the readers can benefit from it. There are writers and some are star writers (no super wits for sure).
The website has three basic features that we call RRC (don’t know who coined that but it’s great! :) RRC = Read, Rate and Comment.
What gives this website an edge above the rest is definitely the Comments. It’s a high getting feedback so soon about whatever one expresses. There are more highs that comments can provide and so there are NETIQUETTES regarding comments that we, the writers of MS follow. So what can be better than sharing some of my favourite comments… Read on…
Oh!
...ummm...
....er.....
sorry...
barged in at the wrong moment!
(That was my first favourite)
Of parties, luncheons and digestion...
“ab agle 10-5 deeno tak roti shoti yahii per hogi” (yes u read that right!)
“Hai Host, I may leave after this drink....continue the party. Get the bond of girls stronger to come back stronger...the party should go on...”
“Hope u have a nice day and enjoy ur meal to the fullest...”
Some love counting…
“Thanks for scoring 100 for me... you are a brave man.. we salute you”
“Congrats on hitting the 150th Goal.. no chakke here .”.
“just wondering who would mark the 200 th comment............ how to escape from this 10 word limit..?”
“Here goes 190th comment....”
“I am back !!!!!!!!!!
after just 3 hours of shopping (+ window shopping and gazing) ...
thnk u gals for not hurrying up to reach 200....
this is the 199th.. Over to you gals..”
“so i’ll be back 2moro morning!!!!!!
(Min 10 words & Max 2000 Characters)”
And when the poet’s inspiration dawns…
tere har har har per lagaa copyright mark mujhko chidhhaaye
O sayiaan O sayiaan kah ke tujhko wo bulaaye
kahe fe se mere janam ka hai tanka buri nazar waale tera muh kala ho jaaye
Some TRUTH…(from the mare’s mouth)
“Well...I am a comment starved writer
I ocassionally cross 50
Have done 100 once”
Dirty truth…
“yeyeyeye bhaagte review ki langot pakar li maine !!
title dekh ker maine kahaa
900 chuhe khaa ker billi haj ko chali?
So what do u say about this? …
Comments are not scraps
MS is NOT Orkut
The reviewer isnt my friend or foe. I have the right to trash a junk written by my TL. There is where Iadd value to his review and comments
To be contd... (so u did mean what u said above?... ohh u wud continue not for numbers!!!)
For those who have mantras for getting less comments…
“me s e c o n d
coming back for halla bol !”
Concerned people...
(on a review about some novel, nothing remotely to do with this)
“Poor salman.. is baar use pata nahi bail milegi ya nahin”
Now you know the reason?
i love pressing ’’enter’’
After two to three lines.
LOL …. Specialy on this review so it shud cross whatever number of comments.
I am gonna hit a century on comment writing in here as dada missed that century the other day.
Another one…
“OK...Me too going off for sometime...will be back in 1/2 an hour with a review.....”
Beat us…
“AAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAa AAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAa AAAAAAAa A aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa a aaaaaaaa The only response that I could think of... {ten words needed, you see!!!!}”
“Creative one...... oooo . oooo . oooo . oooo . oooo . oooo . oooo . oooo”
Let’s not talk about these…
“Ahem ahem…. btw aap to aishwarya rai se bhi fast fast photo badalte hain ..”
“Now this isn’t don’t :(…
You have replied to my comment last main...
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( .”
And now steps…meri pyaari Shanti… The reviewer….
“This was one lively comment section lol.” (you bet Shanti dear!)
FINAL WORDS..
Now I need a cup of coffee...Can we have an MS meet over coffee to conclude????
- These are EXACT quotes picked from three comment sections... couldn't go further... infact dint need to go further...
