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YET ANOTHER REVIEW??
Dec 19, 2005 06:58 PM 4531 Views
(Updated Dec 19, 2005 09:26 PM)

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SomeThing : Nothing , I told my gf that I will be watching Neal and Nikki today.Now I am thinking she may dump me for having such a taste!


Nothing: Arre,this movie stands out,itni khaas movie to maine abhi tak nahi dekhi? If at all a gf dumps nebody , then first thing is to go to vancover,Canada,board a taxi and then right there, a huge cleavage gal will come and give a date!! Its awesome man!!.And she even apni body jhukake,wo dikhayegi jo mai dekhna chaahta hoon!!


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Lets get to the beginning,Neals father wishes to show his ghoda to his guests and as soon as they come near the stable, aila!! ,ek ghoda and ghodi are doing IT!!,Dont ask me what is IT,mujhe sharam aati hai.What an innovative way to start,ulti hai bhai ulti!!


Neal dude is not a dud.Plans a trip to Canada to do IT with every b u t t and b*east.Kya baat hai ,agar canada me mujhe Amanda or Nikki yun hi milenge to ,I will straight away make a trip to that cleavage island.What a way to show the scenic beauty so wonderfully,it is simply mindblowing!! .Pata hai aapko, vancover me toevery single lady is in a bikini and they even give name to each of their boobies!!.Sh!t, I really want to get there and do THAT.And Neal dude is pure fan of Joey Tribiani, says Hey ,How you Doin' and plays strip poker!!.


Aur Nikki??, Nikki ki to baat hi kuch aur hai,Wah Nikki, meri sherni ,tumhara to Jawaab hi nahi, sab sawaal hi sawaal hai!!.Nikki shouts on top of the world that I AM NOT A VIRGIN,I AM NOT A VIRGIN and Neal babu keeps quite and says the other way around.Arre Neal babu , mauke ka phaaida kyon nahi uthaya??, why did not you DO IT!! .Shame on you and shame on the part which Nikki threatened to cut.Which part? .Arre kuch to sharam karo yaar,censor board ka maamla hai!!


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Arre, so what's the story yaar??


Story?, ye kya hota hai. I just told you the story.


How come its the story ,maine to aapko abhi ending bataaya nahi!


Lets get to the end.Neal babu is getting married to bhatinda da gal,very sweet gal named sweety, when Neal babu accepts the proposal, Sweety so sweetly smiles and gives approval.Aur purohit Gyaniji's son is in love with Sweety.End me ,engagement ke time, Gyaniji's son says ki both have exchanged vaade and kasme over the net!!.And sweety m'am who was so happy to get married to Neal babu, suddenly says Neal Bhaiyya !! , Thank you very much for not agreeing to marry me!!.


Aila , kahani me twist,ab tak patiji banne wale the, 5 minute me bhaiyya!! Daiyya re Diayya ..Sweetyji aapne to mere dimaag hi ghumadiya!


SO , in conclusion , film kaisi thi?? Badhiya hai.....,bahut badhiya hai!!


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