Aapke Khat, Hamare Jawab. Review on Manshaa

Welcome to a special episode of Aapke Khat Hamare Jawab. In this special episode, yes dear fans, we welcome the cutie pie cry baby, the one and only Manshaa! In this episode, Manshaa answers fan’s questions – all questions especially forwarded by Msians.

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Dear Manshaa,

I love you. My family loves you. My dog also loves you. I missed the first year of your life. I want to know what happened to Vinay? Why did you leave him? I heard that you killed him – did you? Please let me know as soon as possible, for I love you and I think you should not kill anyone.

Yours truly,

Concerned Fan.

Dear concern,

I am happy that you love me – sigh, my dog also hates me. Anyways, let me make it clear, I did not kill Vinay. I loved Vinay so much I could kill myself, but I am the heroine. I fall in love with him, but Rohit is already in love with me. The Guruji had predicted he would die – so he died. I don’t know why he dies, but I like to cry. So I hope more people die in the serial and I cry more. Very soon, Rohit will be killed too – oops, sorry did I say something?

Yours,

Manshaa

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Dear Manshaa,

Why did you have to leave your house with Vinay? I felt it was so bad – why couldn’t you ask your saas and sasur to see the truth? They are so mean – I hope I don’t have saas sasur like them. Why did you not listen to guruji when he said something bad would happen to you? I was crying when Vinay got killed and you became widow. Please tell producers to bring back Vinay. My special request – please get Vinay back. PLEAASE!

Yours,

Vinaylover

Dear Vinaylover,

No – this is not Kyonki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi – otherwise, dead people would have come back. Yes, I know my life is similar to Tulsi, but tell me am I not beautiful? No – Vinay won’t come back, plus there is already Rohit. So there is already backup; unless something else happens, I am sure Rohit will come into my life. Keep watching.

Yours truly,

Manshaa

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Dear Manshaa,

Who is Rhea anyways?

Yours truly,

Who-the-f-is-Rhea

Dear who-the-BEEP-is-Rhea

I am frankly with you – I don’t know too what she is doing in this serial. I know she is set to disappear and get raped by some person, but I am not sure who it is – wait I know who it is; it is her husband. By the way, my little secret, he also loved me – see how many people love me? Anyway, Rhea is my sister in law. Isn’t she snobbish? No? I hate her – I don’t know why she wastes my screen time. All we do together is cry and hug each other.

Yours truly,

Manshaa.

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Dear Manshaa,

What is this?! What happened to Rhea? Why did your father in law get a heart attack? Why did Punit kidnap Diya? I am feeling so concerned here – what will happen now. My request to producers – please keep Manshaa happy. My dogs and cats cry each night because of you Manshaa – will you kill Rohit?

Yours truly,

Emotional fan

Dear Emoticon,

No No – actually, all of them wanted to take a break from the serial. Hence they are all disappearing – first of all Rhea will be kidnapped and she will be taken out (thank god the producers got rid of her). Then my saas sasur will also go away. I will not kill Rohit, but Rohit will kill Punit. Then our planes will crash, and all three of us will go our ways – Diya to orphanage, Rohit to some place else, and I will lose my memory. Tell me isn’t my life wonderful? I am so excited about new characters!

Yours truly,

Manshaa

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Dear Manshaa,

Why don’t your caretakers put your photo graph in paper and ask people to reply? I am sure Rohit will find you. Why is Rohit marrying another woman – go and tell him you are alive! Why are you going to marry someone else? What is happening manshaa – please save me Manshaa!

Yours truly,

Doubletrouble

Dear Doubletrouble,

Don’t let our double trouble trouble you. I know Rohit will marry someone else, but what should I do. I want to cry more, but my producers erased my memory, hence I have to act memory-less and be happy. I cannot live without my Rohit – I have to have him. Don’t worry, in the end, all will be nice!

Yours,

Manshaa

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Dear Manshaa,

When will you stop crying? When will the serial end? What will happen? Can’t I forward? Do you kill someone? Does someone kill you? When will you end the torture?

When will you die?

Your truly

Sensible fan

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PS: All credits to Prem to this review, for obvious reasons. Its a blasphemous copy ;-)