Lindt : Its an Art. Review on Lindt Lindor Chocolate

Introduction: Of course, its an art. Secretly known as Tongue's erotica, henceforth [He He He]. I have started believing that only Swiss know how to delight your palate. They first fondle your tongue, then tickle it until you indulge and succumb to this temptation. By the way, its not Maya, its just LINDT LINDOR Chocolate Balls! This is all you need to sweeten your tongue, Babeeee!!

Now that I have introduced it, let me take you down to the roots of it. Roots lies in Kilchberg [Zurich(k) Switzerland] Did you know, Yash Chopra was so fond of the swiss chocolates that he visited Switty to see how that is made and there he fall in love with scenic beauties of Switty. For regular gossips like this, tune into Zoom TV. Back to the roots__ Rudolphe Lindt discovered the secret of smooth melting chocolate- Conching process! Google the process, if you like but please don't try at home. There could be an Axe effect.

Quality Ingredients: Sugar, Vegetables Fat, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Butterfat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifiers, Dried Malt extract (Barley), Flavoring....((Abey Bus Kar))! May contain traces of almonds!((Sucker Punch -Dhishum Bhisum))

Nutritional Info: Serving Size is 12.5g for each ball-- Ball of Fat & little Carbo and Protein supplying or requiring(??) 326 kJ of energy.

Lindt means gentle (p.t.) and logo shows a reptile dragon representing____ I just guess that you are eating a devil. Heard of dieting anywhere? Switty are the record-holding consumers of chocolates. Anyways, warning written on the box - "Please Re-cycle <>" Motorcycle hai?? Koi baat nahin, Bhaag Bhaag!!

Presentation: Well, what I had was a small rectangular box. Photo tagged along. A fine assortment of 12 delicious wrapped Lindors - 3 Balls each of Milk(Red), Hazelnut(Brown), Dark (Blue) & White (Off Yellow/Golden). Also, Lindor s are packed with guarantee. Lindt Masters Chocolatiers remain faithful to uncompromising standards. Find some fault and just return, they will happily send you another box. Remember, promises are meant to be broken.

Recommendation: YES, I read that conching revolutionized the Chocolate world.I don't know how but the result is Lindor which is some kinda passion, some incomparable taste, irresistably smooth and delicious, a sweet self talk for the broken-hearted, a relish for the no hearted - every feeling combined in a soft-velvet-cocoa-butter-fondant shell, which enrobes a special-smooth filling in the centre. As you put it in your mouth, the outer shell delectably breaks and you start melting with inner feeling caused by the filling.

Moral and Morale: Guilt or satisfaction always come at a price. Guilt can be from Fat (Ab tera kya hogaa motey??) and Satisfaction from gifting it on Rakshabandhan (Of Course, to your sister yaar). Happy Rakshabandhan in Advance to you both. It is atleast better than GHEVAR, Toblerone-Nestle((Its Swiss again)) & Cadboury's Celebration Packs ((PAPAAA! Yeh toh OREO le aaye)). Don't eat these cheapos. They are affordable. Too much affordabilities will spoil your shape and health. Always, watch whats going down the esophagus and in what quantities. Thodi si Pet Pooja can send shock-waves elsewhere too. Kisne bola ki aadmi ke dil ka rasta pet se jaata hai?

As if someone will try: It MUST be costly. I didn't bought it. I raided someone's refrigrator. Times and Again. I have tried all Cadboury's, Nestle's etc offerings. They are good. But, this Lindor one is damn good. Remember, you can earn a bournville but you have to beg a Lindt Lindor. Always, ask your friends who believe they are onsite; to come back with Lindor BALLS! And, the one who had been asked, always remember to reply- Balls to You! That is one helluva way of saying that you will definitely bring it. Your friendship will attain newer heights, with each passing trips.

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