-!Nobody put a gun to my Head!-. Review on Khwahish - Bollywood

Nobody put a gun to my Head !

Nobody dared me to watch this Movie !

Now I never planned on watching this movie…but it happened to come on B4U T.V and I said, what the hec? Movie can’t be all that bad..so I watched it.. Oh boy! Was I wrong!!!

This movie turned out to be everything – everybody told me!

It was BAD

Before I start ripping this movie a part… let me tell you this movie is about !

As I like to call it ''Love story of a BAs-Tard & A Bitch''

Sorry for using those words

Richie Rich goes out to buy “only” a pajama.. and the “loud” girlbuys the Kurta. Straight away, they start going out and fall in love. Of course, there are no love stories without parents objecting to it… so there we have Richie Rich’s parents not liking this union.

Anyways, on the other hand, “obnoxious” girl’s dad is very loud & annoying like the daughter. They have the Usual “sathiya – Chalte Chalte”sequences….then of course, now is the trend of having sad endings in Bollywood, so The girl dies of Leukemia.

Hmmm…. Where Do I being (hehe)

::: What do you learn from this movie ::: {sarcastic tone}

{?} How “not to fall” in love?

{?} How does a “richie rich” can be so cheap – only wanting to buy a pajama & not the kurta?

{?} How to be disrespectful to your parenting (i.e. calling them by their names and by “tu”)

{?} How to be a lecturer on “sex before marriage” but still do ‘everything’ with ur BF?

{?} How to call your wife & husband in a romantic way Bas-tard & Bitch! (my future husband calls me that..he will be getting killed by me!)

{?} How to buy a condom (especially if u r a girl)!!?

{?} How to complain about a pretty nice looking house?

{?} How to wear a “chadi” looking thing as a swimming costume?

{?} How “not” to act?

Acting by Himanshu & Malika (think that’s her name) is bad ! They need to stop acting… Himanshu needs to become the Underwear Model & Malika just needs to pack up and go back to Haryana.

Music…can’t remember a song from this movie…and they were all picturized as a very costly “porno” scenes.

I think Director was trying to promote the idea of “NO sex before marriage & Safe sex after marriage”But the sad part is that neither of the points were made and u never make a point by showing the guys in chadis, and stupid girl asking loudly for a condom and showing them kissing every 2 second.

{?} Overall, this movie tells you everything that you are not supposed to do…hehe… this movie sucks! Big TIME! Even the emotional part made me laugh a little and then wonder… “R u kiddin me! This actress can’t sound any worse!!?” {?}

Movie sucks..i advise you not to watch this movie even if it comes on T.V !

:::BHUMI:::

P.S> What was the Khwaish in the movie? WHy was it titled Khwaish...wouldn't it be easier to call it... ''Love story of a BAs-Tard & A Bitch''