Feb 16, 2002 03:52 PM
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(Updated Feb 18, 2002 11:19 AM)
Want to become a director ? not a difficult job anymore ! yes dear readers I present to you the recipe for making a bad movie ! but please dont spread it ! its professional !
Ingredients - Known filmstars .. par example Karishma (Pooja kashyap ) and lets take Abhishekh bachchan ( Shiv kumar ) and Akshay kumar (Raj malhotra ) for the garnishing
Just for added ( tasteless ) spices - mohnish behl 'shweta menon' simone singh 'kadar khan ' himani shivpuri ' shakti kapoor'few songs etc etc etc etc ..
First step - Keep pooja and shiv on slow flame for 1 1/2 hour till the ingredients mix well ! please stir it from time to time adding a little of mohnish behl in it !
Cut scene one - Song - pooja and shiv meet at an office where they have come for the same job ! Pooja miss innocent and always one expression faced person manages to fool shiv and gets the job ! Later shiv gets a job at the same office and realises the whole truth and guess what ? the next thing I know they are getting married ! keep stirring ! song !
Scene two - please add shweta menon !Now we have a little copy from the old movie Aaj ki tazaa khabar ! Yes u guessed it ! Shiv gets stuck on a giant wheel ' lies to wife and etc etc...patch up ....
Scene three - Couple off for a honeymoon to switzerland ! keep stirring with simone singh ! Now we have a copy of another movie Ek hi bhool ! Shiv has to go to geniva for a conference and meets old friend simone singh ( meghna ) on way who has a broken down car ! On the way back we have a landslide and they stop at a motel ! the rest is a bhool !
Reality bites and what do we have now !
Not an intermission but a divorce ;0) !
So hows the recipe going ? we havent finished yet ! have patience ! for th next 1 1/2 hour we will use the remaining ingredients for our final dish ! Now lets us add another main ingredient Raj malhotra along with the spices from time to time !
Scene four - heart broken pooja comes to Bombay and gets a job as a secretary to famous filmstar Raj malhotra who slowly and steadily falls in love ! Keep stirring with the other spices !
Scene five - Pooja is forced to go to switzerland for some shooting purpose and recollects all her old memories with ex husband who has by now dissolved totally ;0) !
Now please add shiv again and keep on high flame but dont forget to keep stirring !
Scene six - Naini hills ! raj proposes pooja for marriage ! Pooja agrees ! but ( now increase flame ) ! Pooja meets shiv who the manager of the hotel at naini hills ! Shiv and Raj become very good friends ! shiv asks pooja for forgiveness but pooja is stubborn and forever on the verge of crying !
Last scene - Marriage set up for Raj and pooja ! keep stirring - song ! Raj comes to know about Shiv and pooja !
Shiv and pooja reunite ! Dish is complete as now the ingredient Raj has dissolved ;0) !
As for the acting ! I hope Abhishekh could do better ! Akshay is average but reminded me of something he did in dhadkan ! Karishma like in the movie she once says 'Yikes' !
All in all if u have nothing better to do even then find something ! but not this movie !
p.s - Dearest readers ' wishing you all towards becoming successful worst movie directors ! You will definitely be nominated if something more terrible comes up ! so keep trying ! my wishes are with you !
