LOL! Spoilers inc. Review on Ghost

Introduction: Before the introduction could begin, there was voice-over of GOD and some knowledge sharing about Karma, Karma which ends up with a surprise GODly stint. Since, its an Owl and Mega production, the OWL made its mega presence felt during the names calling intro-session on the screen.. Done with the intro, I'll quickly rush to the plot.

Plot: Movie starts with the love making scene of Doctor SAXena and Sister LIYA in the CITY Hospital washroom! Even when their mouths were busy into each other, one could hear sister LIYA's loud voices. Umm Oomph... Please add some ROFLust here! After session expiration, when sister LIYA was applying back her already slurped lipstick, a Ghost emerges from the mirror and kills her at SHARP 3 AM!

Then is inducted Dr. Suhani(Sayali Bhagat) who is so sweet and caring as a doctor. She orders the Nurse to give the medicines at right time to all the patients and to one specific patient some IV through rectum. While she was ordering the prescriptions to the nurse in hospital, Dr. Saxena invites Sister LIYA to his home (who is already dead 3 days back, its just the Ghost Call) to get the real taste of Lipiisstick! But this time it was the Gluestick. And when he struggles to remove his face away from sister LIYA, bamm! his mouth was gone. Then, Ghost climbs up all the walls like a LIZArd and starts playing Vish-Amrit, Khokho...etc with the Doctor. Later, when he loses his stamina, Ghost kills him alike Sister LIYA at SHARP 3 AM.

Dr. Suhani (back in hospital onto her Night Duty) senses GHOST whispers and discovers LIYA's body smithereens – heart, body lying in an attic cum cupboard. Guess what, she screams and thus marks a loud shiny huge appearance for our hero - The Detective Vikram Singh (who was bailed from the jail specifically to complete this Movie) Just to point out, just like that, Vikram's Boss was the best performer in the movie who delivered the apt dialogues with great aplomb. Thats it! Now, back to the detective - Vikram comes to an instant conclusion that Dr. Suhani has done it.

But, Dr. Suhani weeps and send beeps to Vikram's heart. Then, they sing something something and the choreography here is the worst thing that you can expect in discotheque. Its like physical training you might have done in school. When its over, Ghost strikes back. He/She break the coffee cup of Dr. Suhani! Then, he kills the Ward Boy/Man. Takes his heart out too. Dumbfounded, the detective reaches his next level of enquiry.

Meanwhile, another Doctor from the hospital is killed in the same fashion. Detective now concludes that its a ghost behind all the murders. He decides to move heaven and earth and send back that ghost to hell. Just then, a file drops on his head from somewhere behind. He sees a Photo and runs through a flashback of memories. He reach out for Dr. Suhani and there sees himself appearing on a TV show. Sadakchaap something something! He notices that a girl from the File behind him in that TV show. He goes to the TV station and procures the show details. Now, the detective is all absorbed in a shock! He finds that he had some portion of memory LOST.

Dr. Suhani explains it as Retro Memory, something something like a corrupted data file on a CD! And, Wow, suddenly corruptION of data sees some honesty and he remembers what happened in the past. He connects the dots to reach a butcher involved and seems to get his complete memory statement. It reads as - 5 yrs back, Vijay was in love and married a Catholic Girl named Maria, the same girl from the FILE. But, HONI aur ANTHONY ko kaun taal saktaa hai? The GOONS who were tamed DOGS of Vikram's DAD crucify Mariah just outside the Church (where they were marrying yaar!) VIJAY was hit by Gunda's Danda upon his head. Now, you know the P/L statement of his memory?

But, she did not die! She winks up in the sky and says Jesus I won't die.. She is fetched to the hospital by onlookers, whereby she is declared dead but her heart does not stop thumping.. It becomes an international medical Azooba! In order to contain the heat surrounding it, the rich dad of Vijay, buys out the doctors, sister, ward boy and the butcher to cut her body into small-small-very small pieces.. Now, you know the gender of Ghost.. Its a she-ghost! I know you too are figuring as to what took so much time for a she-ghost to retaliate? My best guess is she too got hit by a Danda on her head! Now, let me cut short and reach the conclusion fast and faster. Finally, the she-ghost send alerts to Vijay's dad and he run amok (not to kill) but to save himself from being killed. He reaches the same church, where the same Goons are already lying dead on the ground- all dressed up in blood. Finally, she kills Vijay's dad. Now, since she already said that she won't die so Jesus comes down for a quick cameo and says “Hey you Satan, leave my daughter”! Dhapppp! THE END

Recommendation: NO Sorry for the spoiler. I assume that it was not on your must watch list! If it was, sorry but please sort it to your comedy list! I accidentally fall for it, in the name of horror! Though there were really a few good horror scenes but the actors ruined the momentum. Music is pathetic, dance moves are more like training exercises, and story may remind you of another Warning! Phew..Bye!