Mar 25, 2010 03:20 PM
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(Updated Mar 25, 2010 03:23 PM)
I have read and written lots of reviews on mouthshut and I love reaading the best and worst movies review… The review which I am writing now should have one more categaroy in films ..these are the killer movies …which once watched you die. Every body say that 80’s and 90’s gave Bollywood their worst movies. I don’t agree I think you would agree with me once you read the below list because all of them are from 2000 onward.
Hear comes the tourtures.
- Blue: Blue …bekhauff nigah .that right..you need bekhauff nigahe to watch this bore bore bore bore hyped movie of all times. the news came out as it’s the most expensive movie ever made in Bollywood, it’s the first Bollywood film to shoot at Bahamas, it’s the fist Bollywood movie using special cameras to shoot underwater scenes. Wow all when heard gets you to watch this movie. I was one very excited to watch it..but thank god I had some work so couldn't watch it in the first week and when went to theater second week the movie was off. So I watched it one day on cable tv.
The movie started and the movie finished…an I was just thinking what the movie all about…why did they needed to go to bahams to shoot it..it could have easily got sooted in Mumbai itself near juhu beach..second point was the underwater action scenes. I really was searching for some of them in the movie…then comes Sanjay Dutt, I have never ever seen any sanjay dutt movie where he looks s outdated mota buddha. He sucked in the movie with his acting and over that his look was horrible bad. Aksahy kumar was just used to create a hype and to make sure that the producers get their monies back but wait Akshay kumar was looking like a bhikari in the movie, also acted like one of them. His last best I sawn was Ajnabee. Rest of the hype was some Hollywood star kylie monogue..with that chigiwigi song. The song suckes and the star was like a bar dancer in it. AR Rahmans music sucks all the way. Just leaving the title track theme…rest were very very very bad songs.
- Kambakht Ishq: people say India is becoming poorer and poorer day by day. Yes its true, the reason behind this is money poured in these. I am sorry its like an insult. Loads and loads of hollywood stars, akhay bankable kumar, karrena zero figure kapoor all of it wasted in this magalam mangalam movie. if you see it you would find the story similar to the jeetendra, rekha starrer movies in late 80’s..but those movies were made that simple that’s why they worked but kambakht ishq was just big sites outdoor locations and miya biwi type jhagada that too was not looking like jhagada. When the first time I saw the promo of the movie then and there I got the view my mind that it would be a bad movie..but when I saw it I couldn't imagine it was very bad… Cant write more because cant remember more about this movie. The movie left me with only one question in mind. What was slyvestor stallone doing at the climax?? How could a star like him was just roaming around on raoad like a very normal average guy..one more question was when at lat slyvestor is seen by the people who kidnap kareena do not react a tall and start fighting silvestor like he is chapri gunda. Moreover I found amrita arora more sexy then kareena kapoor in the movie
3.Jani Dushman---Ek anokhi Kahani: yes people this is not the worst movie in Bollywood there are more then this one…but first get on with this one. Let me say that the director of the movie was very right when he decided the tag line for the movie. Its indeed a vety anokhi kahani..the similar between kambakht ishq and this one is the previous has load of Hollywood stars and this one has loads of Bollywood stars. I think the person who has given specail effect in he movie would the grand child of the director who may be around 1 year old..because even a kachra uthane wala would give better then this.. Lots of irritations in the movie…budhha sunny deol, usse bhi buddhi manisha. Sonu nigam etc etc and the bigest iritation is the ichhadhari saap some kohli. Songs irritate a lot but actually at the time of release one of the song was a hit from this movie. That's javed bhai so re le. from sonu nigam but when you see the movie you wonder that the situation and the placement of the song is completely opposite.
Oh I forgot to mention that Sonu nigam was also one of the irritations to watch in the movie but the reason I placed this movie at 3rd and not 1st is because you can enjoy this flick with bunch of friends as a comedy movie.
- Ramgopal verma ki aag: it feels like ramgopal verma had lots of mirchi at the time he was making this movie because it feels like he was in lots of hurry for completelting it and going somewher else ;) What was right in the movie ….hummm yes I found one thing which iliked in the movie was the recreation of the song mehbooba mehbooba. I really liked the song now about bad…where to start I don’t know, but still I would cover some things about it . Mohan lal as thakur –ofcourse is a good actor but what about your yhindi man… it’s a hindi movi due. A newcomer in amitabhs role: I don’t remember his name..but this time ramgopal ver ma failed to launch a new comer. Ajay devgan as veeru: maybe the biggest mistmatach casting done in amy hindi movie..as far as I know , in sholay you can se dharmendra and amitabh look almost the same age..but in aag it looks like a father son pairing of ajay and that new comer..ajay didn’t suit the ropa bit..there were lot better option for this role. Shusmita sen : as jaya bhaduri’s role I would say not a bad choice also sushmita essayed her part well but again here paring with that new comer a mother son pair ? Nisha kothari: I think ramgopal verma is obbssed with nisha and want ot make her the new urmila. But my friend urmila had one essential thing which nisha does not have. Its called acting. Amitabh bachchan: I would really think of no one but amitabh to do thid role.but the way the character of amitabh was scripted , the dressing and moreover after many days I saw overacting from amitabh..so it all went wrong.
Now the number one tourtue for you
- Chandni chowk to china: it’s a bet can any body show me a more boring and irritating movie then chandni chowk. I didn’t had expectation with this one but thought it would be atleast a average affair like namaste London but I went to see this one and just got my head burning no comedy no seriousness actually no script no acting nothing and couldn't believe that I was made by the person who once made kal ho na ho which was just a perfect movie. Akshay kumar was just so bad that I cannot comment. Deepika padukone as the Chinese girl was ok to watch but the most irritation part was ranvir shorey.
How could a actor like ranvir shourey opt for this kind of movie. One of my friend gave a treat to his friends on first that first show of this movie costing the tickets around 2000 rupees and he was just so angry that he next day forwarded a mail to all the colleague not to watch this flick. When I watched it the though which came to my mind was. It was better if I would have watched a Z grade Hindi movie then this one. I think its enough torture for you all.
Maybe next time, I would update a good review.