Not for people with weak hearts. Review on Five Worst Actors of Bollywood Movies

Warning: This article is not to be read by people with weak hearts.

Ok guys this article is for the top 5 worst actors of Hindi movies. I know that some people might not agree with my top 5 selection. Well that?s ok but please realise that my article is only for reading & enjoying it & that its my opinion. So please guys enjoy & have a good time!

OK basically my top 5 guys suck big time! They might have good looks but boy can they HAM! SO here it goes: I?m gonna start with number 5

1. SUNNY DEOL: This guy is awful he can?t act, dance, move, talk or even breathe for heaven?s sake. He used to have a decent body but now he just looks like a stuffed animal. Sunny your Fat & old now, give it up. At least for the sake of your children, I am sure they might be going through a troubled & embarrassed childhood for having an idiot as a father. But no, he will not give up acting not until at least 1 of us kills ourselves. Have u guys ever seen this fool dancing? Well I am sure you?ll have. He dances like somebody has pushed a rod up his a**. He is so stiff he can actually be mistaken for a tree. He always looks drugged when he talks & when this dharam paaji?s putar yells, its like this long numbness in my ears. Why does he yell so much man? I think people would actually listen to him if he would just stop screaming. In my opinion he is big fat loser! JHOOT BOLOON TOH KAAT KHAAYE BICHUAA! What say sunny boy?

   
   




2. SOHAIL KHAN: OH my god! Where to start? Lets just say after seeing him I have realised how important eyes are to every human being. Sohail bhai I think u were better off behind the camera, at least I never had to see your grumpy ugly face & get sore eyes. I don?t know what made this monkey man change his mind to come into films & just torture us all. His first debut movie Maine Dil Tujko Diya was a super flop & maybe because people were to scared to sit through 3 hrs of this guy who couldn?t act, always frowned, can?t dance & believe me has a bad hair cut. He has a constant expression for everything, if its angry, happy, sad, dancing & even romancing. I don?t know what is it with these heroes they just build good bodies & biceps and think that they can act. I think there is lot more to acting than just biceps and abs. Sohail ji abhi bhi time hai change your field otherwise you won?t be able to either act or direct. Aisi laath padegi ke aapka brother bhi help nahin kar sakega.

   
   




3. FARDEEN KHAN: Oh boy! Actually I can?t blame him for the way he is its his father?s fault. His father is a SUPER FREAK! I think Feroze khan has just screwed up his own son man! That bald dumb a** thinks he is a bloody phirangi, I still remember when feroze khan came on stage in one of the award function, he was completely drunk & was talking rubbish on stage. And after all that, fardeen khan said, ? I am proud of my father.? I mean what else can I say, the man idolises an IBCDP(Indian born confused to be a drunk phirangi). Anyways do you?ll remember Fardeen in his debut film directed by his wacko father? It was called Prem aggan. The movie totally oozed a feroze khan film.

   
   

In other words directed by a drunk, bald weirdo with identity crisis. In the entire film Fardeen was talking as if he was in a natak mandali in a village and was playing the role of shivaji. His dialogue delivery is really really bad. He dances like a man trying his hand in ballet. I think the entire film was about hamming. Who can ham the best, the director, actor or the actress. At the end, I left the theatre hamming. No wonder Fardeen Khan was caught with drugs, coz with acting skills, films & father like that even I would want to travel to a different dimension.

1. SHAHRUKH KHAN: Ok people I know few of you?ll will definitely not agree with me on this one but hey its my opinion. This guy is a really bad actor man! I really can?t understand how has he become so popular? Maybe just pure luck, coz I know that he has nothing else to offer. Acting & shahrukh khan go like pickle with ice cream. He hams all the time. Its like this guy has not heard of the word natural acting. In K3G, his love towards his mother looked so dangerous that if I was his mother, to safe guard myself I would runaway to an old peoples home.

In KHNH he was so irritating & artificial that if he would have been a real life character I would have been the happiest when he died. I think he stood out like a sore thumb in the film. He is like the biggest HAM actor in the film industry, I mean Jogender(big fat, ugly, bald guy who works in C & D grade movies and is criticised a lot by Sajid Khan) seems to be a better actor than shahrukh. When this dumb a** cries its like its raining not only on him but on me too. This large black cloud on top of my head as to why am I suffering. I have yet to see some one other than a 1 yr old child & shahrukh cry with so many tears. I dread going to see his movies but whenever I do, I feel tempted to carry a bag of rotten tomatoes & eggs with me. Kya pata yeh karne ke liye kal main hoon ya na hoon.

And finally my NO. 1 worst actor?.

1.UDAY CHOPRA: My GOD! Chopra khandan ke naam pe dhabba! I guess there is a reason why nobody in the chopra family other than uday tried their hand in acting. Coz they have brains & he doesn?t. Who the hell told his guy that he could act? I mean if his father did then I think its time for yash chopra to retire, coz he has lost his eye sight. In his debut film Mohhobatein, he was all over the place man & in your face. Whenever u felt that ahh uday is not in this scene, there he used just jump in & screw the whole scene up. And shamita shetty opposite him just added to the frustration. It was like both of them just suc*ing the blood out of everybody. I guess some sort of draculas man.

Actually to think of it he would be an amazing bhoot & he wouldn?t even need make up to scare the audience, he is naturally gorgeous. And best of all he would have no opportunity to open his slimy mouth & talk.He is so ugly that its not even funny man! In his second film Mere yaar ki shaadi hai, he was awful. He spoke like a complete gay guy, and acted like a bimbo or a drag queen whatever u wanna call it. I mean man if u wanna give, manish malhotra, karan johar, shahrukh khan & your brother aditya chopra company, then its fine by me. But please at least control yourself when u r acting in a movie & especially when u r trying to show us that u wanna win a GIRL.

I guess during the making of the movie he forgot he had to win over tulip the actress and not jimmy shergill. He seemed more smitten by jimmy in the film. No wonder the actress looked so stressed out in the movie. She must have got tired convincing him that he had to dance around trees with her and not jimmy, & I am sure uday must have put up a good fight for it. All I can do for u guys as a favour is just pray for all of you?ll that uday just returns to reality & understand that if he wants people to like him he should just stay away from us & definitely away from our television sets.