Humour is the spice of life. Otherwise, what is this life, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare at lovely lovely choris(girls)?
Found some lovely quotes on humour on the Internet.
*'The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.' - Mark Twain
'And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.' - Friedrich Nietzsche
'There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.' - Will Rogers
'That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.' - A. Whitney Brown
'Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.' - E. B. White
'One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.' - Larry Gelbart*
Take a look at some great humorous reviews on MouthShut.
*5. The Agony Column by premjit
https://mouthshut.com/readreview/46898-1.html*
Sample:
Dear Agony Uncle,
I have a keen interest in music. How do I go about cultivating this as a hobby?Regards,
SaReGaMa
Dear SaReGaMa,
Enroll into the school depicted in Mohobattein! Besides being exposed to flying, fluttering maple leaves, students there also bask under the unlimited musical talents of Mr. Raj Aryan. His classes involve him playing the violin like in a Greco-Roman tragedy. You are not to play any instrument, you are simply supposed to watch him moonstruck while he ad nauseum narrates his boring love-story with a dead woman. Raj Aryan also picks up silly skirmishes with the principal(Amitabh Bachchan) only to prove to the world who is the Big Boss and who is the stammering twitching joker.
SRK always brings out the worst …. I mean best in Prem. Par SRK ho na ho, Prem’s reviews are always top class, wearing with aplomb unpretentious and very rarely over the top humour. He hits where it hurts most, yet his sense of humour is always subtle. The end result? You roll over sideways laughing your guts out.
4. When Saurav was labeled a prstitute by nikamma1112
https://mouthshut.com/readreview/47458-1.html*
My eyes literally popped out when I read the title. Aila! When did this happen. “Ae Saurav, tu paise ke liye itna gir sakta hai?” Sachin would have definitely asked him.
Sample:
Saurav Ganguly has always been known to show his emotions, but I never thought that he would burst into tears just because of a commentator’s comment. But then, if one accuses the Indian cricket captain of being a . hold your breath . pro*titute, I wouldn’t blame Saurav for being shocked. Who was the guilty commentator, did you ask? Someone who goes by the name Arun Lal.
Yeah, he did say it on air! After Saurav played a hook shot to a wayward Drakes delivery, Arun Lal opened his mouth, and thinking himself to be this smart c-o-o-l chap, he commented, ’’Oh, Saurav has always been an excellent hooker.’’ Poor Micheal Holding who was co-commentating choked on his words and repeated, ’’An excellent hooker?’’
Attaboy Raj!
*3. A Self-Help movie by premjit
https://mouthshut.com/readreview/41248-1.html*
So the Premjit-SRK combo strikes again. I’m sure Karan Johar is going to give Prem’s supari if he doesn’t watch out. And Gauri Khan may give him(Prem, not Karan) a peck on the cheek. Jo prem se nahin maante unhe premjit ka review padhao.
Sample:
Saving Grace: The songs ‘Gumshuda’ & ‘Layi vee na gayi’(subject to shutting of eyes and not seeing the screen– a method patented by crazeebiddee)Direction: Aziz Mirza(You can’t miss the ‘Nukkad meets Greece’ touch throughout the movie)Insufferable irritants: A whole gaggle of supporting cast. Each vying for the minimum available screen time and your attention.Additional Super irritant: Johnny Lever as a drunken beggar - shudders!Painted Face: Rani Mukerji in her career worst(go catch her Saathiya instead)Ex-fiancé: Armani suits containing Jas Arora and Versace suits containing Jas Arora again.Obnoxious Trucker: Shahrukh Khan in his career worst too(just imagine)
*2. Puerile balderdash by premjit
https://mouthshut.com/readreview/34204-1.html*
Sorry guys, but me thinks and not just thinks but also says and not just says but also writes that Prem is badshah of MouthShut. There is something about this guy that makes me and many more like me love his reviews. Anyways, its not just SRK but Hindi films in general that brings out the shaitan in Prem.
Sample:
And the drums and tears roll for .at number 1
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
The granddaddy of them all. What a whopper star cast and what an utter waste. Everyone crying like fountains. Men in chunnies beating the ladies in the crying game, prolonged lingering shots of tear development, the national anthem in the middle of the movie, helicopters for routine travel, Vande Mataram as background music in London,
An age-old theme of family not accepting a spouse, and a very nauseating journey of a scattered family getting together weeping all the way to a choking climax.
No redeeming features whatsoever.
When Prem meets Karan and SRK together there is mayhem even in heaven.
- Finally the most humorous review on MouthShut is written … er … not by Prem but …. heavens …. here it is:
*Secrets of Indian Team’s Success by kgvdoss
https://mouthshut.com/readreview/54138-1.html*
Sample:
Title: DO YOU KNOW WHY INDIAN CRICKET TEAM IS WINNING ….Proper guidance. From my side since the South African World Cup I have been giving lots of tips through internet. During South African World cup I had given some very vital tips through NDTV.COM website. Anybody whoever reads that will surely achieve success since it was very very useful and informative.
Read, laugh, rate, and COMMENT.
@Moid@
