How to buy me a stairway to heaven. Review on Five Gifts You Would Like to Receive

The 5 gift horses I promise never to look in the mouth:

1. A Sharp Zaurus handheld SL 5600 - this is one of the most amazing handhelds I have ever seen. Linux based, runs java, so no dearth of applications. If you are working in a wireless LAN environment, its real easy to hook this thing up. Has a standard QWERTY keyboard too, if u dont feel comfortable with the stylus. Colour screen - 65k colour. Stereo headphone jacks. And of course every thing that would get in a Palm Visor. Any geek would love this gadget!

   
   




2. The Encyclopaedia Britannica Set -( darn . did I spell it correct?). If I dont read it, at least it looks cool in the drawing room shelves!

   
   




3. The new Kinetic Aquila . priced 135000, 250 cc - this korean cruiser gives you a mind blowing 27 bhp! Looks great. Limited stock as far as I know:(( Hurrrry dad! Hope you remember the time you promised to get me a bike if I didnt go to prison before 24?)

   
   




4. A return-ticket to London. My g/f's there, and I dont have no cash to fly:(.

   
   




5. Cmon! Give my review a good recommendation!